Your are surrounded by fucking water

Your are surrounded by fucking water.

Why ON EARTH do you need such a huge military?

Because fuck you.

Because fuck you

fuck you germany

kill yourself hans

Freedom Ain't free! The tree of liberty gotta be watered with the blood of patriots. :DDD

Also, they don't want us to burn down their capital again. The US military is and has always been about defending against the deadly Canadian Highland regiment. A single Canadian Highlander is like 1,000 American GIs (that's the KD ratio).

they're scared we might invade and torch their white house again :^)

samefag

If Germany hadn't chimped out and started both world wars, America wouldn't have needed to become a superpower with a military that's all over the world.

>7 replies
>7 posters

hmm

>daddy kicks over the big bully's sandcastle for you
>brag about it for over a century

MSpaint

They all have really really small dicks.

HMMM

photoshop

>Your are surrounded by fucking water.

Who do you think keeps the water at bay?
Why do you think the US has never had a tsunami?

So that we don't have 50,000 foreign troops occupying our country for 71 years.

Iluminati

To secure peace is to prepare for war.

t. 1984

t. retarded idealist

Power projection and to scare Putin away.

Of course that'll change if Trump fucks with the military.

to keep your sorry ass safe
>to keep US sphere of influence up and protect american interests and coup some disobedient 3rd world dictators if they dont want to sell oil for dollars

WW2's war effort left them with a gigantic weapon industry that was not keen on going back to irrelevance and lobbied hard to keep on being fed thousands of billions. Which was coincidentaly perfectly in line with the US ambitions for power and influence.

Oh, and Trump said he will massively raise the miltary budget last time I checked.

t. warmonger

not even counting your 9000 bases

> It's impossible to change IPs

too bad water is smart and found a way to fly above the defenses

they'd need an antiwater iron dome

>abloobloobloo why don't other nato countries pay more money we spend 600 trillion dollars on our army
>that $5000 latvia would throw on the pile if they paid the full 2% would really tip the scales!!!!!!!!!11111

hmmmmm

>si vis pacem, para bellum
>1984

This map is rude

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Because we have to protect your stupid asses in europe from Russia and the asian countries from N. Korea.

their behavior is rude.

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literally why would i bother to editi (you)s onto something
if i wanted to shitpost i'd just call OP a turk

To project power with the certainty of dominating conventional conflicts.

Literally a two millenia old saying in Italy.

The better question is:
Why is Saudi Arabia spending so much?

Iran.

Saudi is at war with countries on both sides

Because the faggots in western Europe need us to defend them. They refuse to defend themselves.

And now that Trump reversed his stance on NATO it looks like we're going to continue saving your asses.

JUST 2% motherfuckers. Pay your debnts.

Fuck yea!

*rubs disgusting German hands*

"Why you not lower millatary? Don't you want us to wi- have peace???"

He means the map doesn't show New Zealand

Canadians are too suspiciously nice in person.

kek

most of your military money is spending on bombing sandniggers and shitting all over their countries

Someone's gotta look big and scary.

Also, they have to take care of NATO babies who don't even spend the minimum agreed.

because fuck you nazi

this desu, but also we gotta be the baddest mothrefuckers around or Russia or China might get uppity (Russia less so since we're now bro-tier).

>Why ON EARTH do you need such a huge military?
We have a lot of allies unable or unwilling to pay for their own defense.

>implying that's a bad thing

thanks for the czechnology btw

I'll never understand other western countries complaining about American military spending.

How is it not a good thing?
Your not paying for it, Americans are, and it benefits your country to the extent that it keeps any threats of western invasion at bay.

To protect the interests of American businesses.

you are surrounded france and poland
why do you need militaly kek

most of that money goes into the navy and air force.

Uh they sort of don't give a shit about the Military.

Germany has gone the Anglo Approach and just merely gives Europe money and arms and tell them to give a good show at it.

So the military industrial complex can make a huge profit from tax payer money of course.

>Germany has gone the Anglo Approach and just merely gives Europe money and arms and tell them to give a good show at it.

1. Germany makes more money from Europe than it gives to them.

2. That's not the Anglo approach anyway, we funded Europe but also gave a shit about our own military and always kept a good military. Because if you don't then you can't have a foreign policy

why do you need so many refugees?

>economic migrants
ftfy

the first place we can start saving money is on deadbeat NATO fucks like germany

>Your are surrounded by fucking water.
>Why ON EARTH do you need such a huge military?

You just answered your own question. Having immediate warm water access to 2 of the largest oceans is the reason the US will always have the largest navy.

To guard the shipping lanes

kek

>implying Canacucks could take a true American patriot
>implying your armies wouldn't be destroyed by a slight breeze

What data system do Canadians use? Wikipedia say you guys use all fucking three, there is no way that's true, which one do you guys mostly use?

Most of the money goes to paying the fees for basing

How is this so fucking hard for Yurpeens to understand? Aren't you the continent that gave is the Magna Carta and the Enlightenment?

Pay your share, fuckers. It's only 2 fucking percent.

Our entire parliament wants to spend more on military.
Our government constantly says they will spend more, but they never do.

Although I read in the news today were getting some new boats.

Corvettes?

I really doubt Putin's scared of you

Freedom isn't going to protect itself

to fuck over small countries

The NL and BE will buy four new frigates and 12 mine sweepers or something.

Why do you need minesweepers?

>we have a continent and a half as our butthurt belt
Is Russia even trying?

What else should our soldiers do during their downtime besides playing mine sweeper?

Reclaim land from the fucking sea

Dutch frigates would be destroyers in the USA.

Because LaLiLuLeLo.