Korea of your region

Who's the Korea of your geographical region?

That is defined by 4 points:
>1. conquered by everyone (mongols, chinese, manchus, japs)
>2. never conquered anyone
>3. still trash tier today
>4. their greatest accomplishment is their astounding ability to still exist today after getting raped and conquered so much

I would say Haiti.

>still trash tier today

but you guys buy tons of Hyundai cars

poland

The first and second points sounds like Norway to me...

finland

Economic downturn was good for hyundai who does cheap cars.

No matter how great Korea and it's companies become they will never be better than Japan.

They are a country that has never known glory. At least Japan largely avoided European colonization, was one of the few countries to have defeated a European power in war during the imperial age, and wrecked havoc around Asia before getting stomped.

Korea never did anything great and even now their countries are split in half. 1 half sucking chink dick. the other sucking american dick.

winter war :-D;D;:D:;DDDDDDD

Czechoslovakia

Sadly, Ukraine and Belarus.

Korean is literally American invention. If it wasn't for USA fucking up Japan and creating the cancer called Korea, it would have only existed as Japan.

But Poland conquered a few people in their hayday no? They took down Moscow.

I think the fact that they had a glorious past with areas where they were the bullies and not the bullied disqualifies them.

So between Czechoslovakia, Belarus, Ukraine, finland, and Norway which has conquered others the least but conquered by others the most?

probably bosnia

Ukraine,Belarus both never got their own country

Or it would have ended up under China.

USA didn't "intervene" by defeating Japan in WW2. They attacked us. US did intervene when korea was turning commie.

Eitherway Korea will forever be beta and vassal under someone else.

Ecuador

Newfoundland

Paraguay i'd say.

Wew, that was close

H-hi...

Canada

Paraguay

easy, ireland.

I'd say Belarus is a bigger Korea than Ukraine. You guys at least have some claim to the conquests of Kievan Rus.

They've lost it, just like all the other wars they participated in.

korea

Not so fast

please be nice to paraguay

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Armenia

>some claim to the conquests of Kievan Rus

Both modern Ukraine and Belarus are abominations created by the soviets. Kievan Rus is dead, so the Grand duchy of Lithuania is. Ukraine and Belarus have nothing to do with these states except some common territories.

Hello, friend. How are you

they wuz kangs nd shit though

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Mexico. Fuck that shithole.

>modern Ukraine and Belarus are abominations created by the soviets
>look at the flag
Pottery.

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I see nothing wrong with South Korea desu. I'm not into this S. Korea vs Japan weeb shit either so I don't care. But still better than niggers.

we are like open whores man. we had too much on our own, any new rapist?

us soon

We want human beings please.

Ukraine.

Poland

hyundai a massive fucking shit

philippine, but at least korea still retain their culture compare to them

Belgium
apart from some random african country, they did nothing,
not used no even their own langage,

oh, they invented fried potatoes, but we just stole it and made it french.

ium-fries sounds hard
rench-fries sounds easy

they should thank you for stealing really.

But they LITERALLY are

If anything we got our country back from the soviets in the 1991

>literally everything is good
>lets fuck everything with shamans and shiet

they are fucking themselves

not our neighbor but thailand is literally known as the tranny-pedo capital of the world.

i cant imagine a more shameful and disgraceful fate for a country,except maybe ours

Uruguay

Its quiete shameful that we send them the pedos that actually fuck them.
They got never conquered tho.

rude

>They've lost it
What did you gain? Almost nothing, but then again Russian lives were worth almost nothing too so you broke even.
:/

pinos are too, but they are for SEA. Koreas are EA.