I wish I was born English

I wish I was born English.

from my point of view, you're all english anyway, if that can make you feel better

i wish i was japanese

>tfw when you will never be a classy Englishman full of banter and wits.
>tfw when they will never have you for nothing more than a savage Slav
Why live Sup Forums?

Whaaaat? lol

I wish I was Greek.

I was I was not born

Why? Wouldn't be any different apart from you wouldn't be a smelly Catholic

THIS

I wish I was subterranean lizard people...

i wish i was australian

>one chance at life
>not born a white 6'2" upper-class English male with modelesque looks
they may be rare but that's basically life on tutorial mode (especially pussy)

i was and i wished

I wish I was a kang

I wish I was polish

everyone thinks we're british anyway

>one shot at life
>born a white 6'0" lower middle class Englishman with average/good looks
Could have been worse, I suppose.

>6'3" slav
>slav
>also kinda fat

>6'0
alri king of manlets

Lol my dad's 6'4" despite coming from a poor background, apparently I haven't stopped growing yet though, so I guess we'll see

I wish I was Japanese. I'm not a weeb, but Japan seems comfy.

as a lazy person, japan seems like hell on earth
have to work 14 hours a day or bring shame on my famiry

You'd probably feel differently if you grew up in Japan.

i wish i was irish ;_;

I wish I was Spanish

I wish I was Norwegian