/bet/ & /USL/

Massive dangers edition

Old thread: >Helpful links
pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

Other urls found in this thread:

soundcloud.com/dj_basso/tom-swoon-ghost-basso-remix
youtube.com/watch?v=JIfdYs8WErM
youtube.com/watch?v=NF2jEhB-BBI
youtu.be/vytgHD2pqyk
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

I had some Aussie last week on /box/ telling me Crolla wasn't top level, rest of the world so mad right now British boxing booming

NYQUIST
2/1

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

>Not Katie Hopkins Is Actually Quite Fit edition
disappointing desu

Ironic posting of an edition about massive dangers when you're watching the preamble to USL matches at midnight on a Saturday night

Pmsl. Imagine having that view

Big fan of you Hass but this is an absolutely appalling opinion

>not leaked picture of Hass edition

didnt think raptors would bottle it this early

Good night /bet/. Waking up with profit from the miami game will be good.

easy 6k profit

>He didn't save the leak from last thread and add it to his Hass folder

THAT barnet cost £50?

THE CITY OF TORONTO
Katie is HOT
H O T
pls lads

I DID IT ALL FOR THE BOOKIE

Youre the one posting in a USL thread mate.

Didn't know Iceland was a walking distance from Scotland pmsl

Was growing it out there desu, have had some DAPPER cuts from my man Harry
big_al?

White Sox destroyed
Miami Heat destroyed

Are we all know agreed that amerifat bets are tez?

You have zero imagination, originality or creativity do you euan? Must be a right shit shag.

Anyone got any tips for anything currently in play?

Gib shagging tips

Did you want another Trump thread that is completely unrelated to betting? Must be hard having no friends.

Just a cheeky swim north.

miami heat

No, I want a thread with a bit of personality lad. Put yourself on it.

Women get turned on by what they hear. I always make sure they hear the right things. I will tenderly explain to a woman that I will guarantee her at least one orgasm.

heard some VILE rumours about Euan

do share

pmsl foreigners who get passionate about American politics are absolute dangers

Watch your mouth there lad

>euan
>personality

Choose one

Literally cannot chat up a girl

Whats the problem friend

Once you've got a girl talking to you you've done 90% of the work.

Same tbqh the only times I've ever got with girls have been when I've been drunk or they've approached me

Are you UAC or DAC?

What's going wrong lid? Initial struggles or can't hold the convo?

What is this PUA talk?

you shouldnt be "chatting up" girls anyway, this only happens in clubs/bars etc where lowly men meet lowly women

you should just try having normal conversations with girls in other areas of your life and then drop some flirty comments in every now and then, thats it

ok grandad

I do really well with girls when they know me and chat to me.

But when they first meet me they hate me.

Literally only women who like me are ones that had to be around me due to friend links and after a while they like me loads and ask me out and shit.

What am I doing wrong short term and right long term? I genuinely don't have a clue.... I asked a girl and she said it took her a while to see the real me and she thought I was a cunt when she first met me

Which is bullshit because I'm always the same so surely I'd still be a cunt. Obviously she is just shit at reading people

Got no charisma
Can do small talk, nothing more
UAC
Bit of both desu can only be polite, never make them laugh/flirt unless I've taken something
Don't have other areas of my life, just bet and watch football/drink with mates

>just bet and watch football/drink with mates

are you me? except the mates bit

Sounds like you need to let go of your inhibitions lad
Maybe try and be a bit more outlandish idk
Tell them you make your living betting six figure sums on the Eurovision

hahah same here

Just got back from Leicester lads, it's a proper STATE right now. Everyone buying beer from the shops and drinking it in the street because bars are -ev.

You're probably trying too hard. Not to sound arrogant but I've shagged birds on 4 continents. When a bird finds you attractive you can literally say anything within reason, say the first thing that comes into your head. Just have to be confident with it.

>Going to leicester

I hope you had a shower with bleach lad

Ok Jamie, you've earned enough now to get one round in. zzzz

From Leicester la, it's an utter mess.

The girls are in a total frenzy because there's so many lads out tonight. Not ONE girl will go home without a lad tonight.

I live in leicester 10min walk from kp and other than getting more beers this morning I haven't left the house. I even shut my windows because of all the fucking noise and fireworks and shit.

Yes I watched the match but no I don't want to be involved in your gay ass celebrations. Fucking distracting me from bets as well. Not even joking don't care if people think this isn't real. Some people enjoy different things.

Just re-frame yourself as a movie character you admire. Play this role when talking to girls instead of yourself. It doesnt have to be a movie character, it can just be a "cool guy" persona you have made up.

This is way easier over text so maybe you should start with Tinder. The once you can flirt over text start meeting girls from Tinder and cause you already have some connection you will feel more at ease with them and can prob flirt a bit with them irl.

Then you will learn to do this and will be able to do it with girls normally.

Think I'm going to start taking md a bit more, stuck in a rut atm
Think problem is I'm not trying hard enough

Go out and get some then lid

D U L L A R D

Okay I know you're a penny punting DMU Raw Dykes Road knock off foreigner. Wanna go for a drink? I live near.

And you've come home alone?

Fuck no, have other priorities.
Besides, have you seen the Leicester totty? have more class in Derby with Calijah.

What's the bet for Canelo fight?

>No totty is better than skank totty

wew lid

Good advice. rather embarrassingly I actually done this as Mike "the Situation," from Jersey Shore, worked a treat desu

Just how desperate are you lid?

James Mckeown
Just now · Cheltenham
On Nacional Potosi -0.75 smed

James Mckeown Completely controlling the game, big altitude difference, should be half win at worst
Like · Reply · Just now

altitude baby

Got tinder but literally don't know what to say, used hass's line but got no responses ffs

Mont de marsan sw @ 2
Montois need to win this to overtake Perpignan and get themselves into the playoffs for promotion, Dax are shit and are about to be relegated

Whitesox surreal, overs looking neat as well

btts

Rotting your brain is -ev
But MDMA is lovely, have had a great time all 5 or so times I've tried a bit and the girls seem to love MD Hass
Try this on tinder lid?
Unders

MACKERS WANTS 10K ON NACIONAL POTOSI

What a meek excuse

Of all the words in the english language you cant think of any at all to shove together to start up a convo?

Dece

Hass is a fraud. Just think of ANYTHING and say it. Try out multiple lines on multiple girls. Just dont be boring. Unless you are super fit the girl wont respond to "hey whats up" if she has 20-30 guys saying that.

>vpn

Got some threats your way Has? Why the anonymity

'Still waiting for you to send me your best chat up line'?
KEK that line is dire, no wonder you've not been getting responses

she put an X at the end of a message when we were talking about coffee lids.
What did she mean by this

MDMA is great but I have sensitive teeth and they feel awful the morning after. It's a great drug in the right setting though, couldn't take it more than a couple of times a month though

Tinder is a botnet

she wants you to ask her out for coffee

shes literally used to putting x at the end of every message from her 15yo txt messaging days.

Fifa Hass all 4 of them were realistically the one

Wouldn't recommend you to do so that often anyway, look up rollsafe.org or .com
Plenty of studies/anecdotal evidence on there for MD advice

its ok lid, I suggested we have a coffee tasting sesh at her place

Johanne was NOT worth a superlike

Post what you listen to whilst betting lids
soundcloud.com/dj_basso/tom-swoon-ghost-basso-remix

She's Danish which made her more appealing for some reason

>listening to edm while betting

youtube.com/watch?v=JIfdYs8WErM

when she agreed did you say "maybe you can taste some other liquids too ;)" ?

The only Danish that appeals to me tbqh

>Danish
I know a pickup line that'd be a guaranteed pull but you ruined it already

>not something to do with adding cream
utter utter

shaking to hear it lid

Nacional goal when?
I'm honestly sorry
Put head trader at Coral in your bio and use this line m9
This, Holly though...
Screenshot this post and pasted it in MS Paint so I could print it. Handing it in tomorrow as my dissertation proposal

youtube.com/watch?v=NF2jEhB-BBI

Ok

It's a Danish song and it rhymes with her name

>Åh Johanne vil du gifte dig med mig
Jeg kom fra Alabama (change this your hometown) og jeg red den lange vej, for at finde mig en pige og nu har jeg fundet dig.

I'd rag holly senseless. user, you fucked up. Send her my number, let a real man take care of her.

>aftertiming

Is it weird just to jump straight to asking a match on tinder for a date? Like no flirting or that.

>liking birds that smoke

disgusting

youtu.be/vytgHD2pqyk