state of your life edition
/brit/
korean pop
Me
Probably going to kill myself.
hello
*destroys the Soviet Union*
Listen up, newcomers. You WILL adhere to our rules!
Did you know that in London the police don't stop using their sirens at night
It's great when you're trying to sleep and they're going past every five minutes
>LONDON
Well I lived in Liverpool once and it was the same. was living above a thai massage parlour on a very busy liverpool road and they would always start the sirens right outside our house it was fucking horrendous
Im just
Seriously considering moving an hour commute away
So shit having to work in zone 1
just stepped on a slug with bare feet ama
I'm in Portugal desu lads. No matches on Tinder yet though, seems like the girls here don't see being English as a huge positive.
welp, slept in through my job centre appointment
just in time for christmas
suicide has never looked so tempting
Cringed because this is something I would've done when I was desperate for fanny in high school
make sure to tell them about our countries long standing military alliance
need a film to watch lads
what is it with white people and their pets?
get a job
poisoning this lads water for a laugh
YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE
Member when south park wasn't shite lads?
listened to the new lee foss but it wasn't that good
Vapourwave makes my cock ROCK HARD as soon as I hear it my penis is ENGORGED with blood and 2 seconds later SEMEN FLOWS from my ERECT PENIS
>Have IQ
can feel the neutrons becoming energized over this one
I'm so fucked up right now
thoughts?
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Funny how every little skinny weak Irish knacker thinks he's a hard man since Conor McGregor became famous
fucking nigger
WATCH IT PAT MUSTARD
youtube.com
why can't northerners cook?
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I'll put that in my bio but I'm not too hopeful of success.
election episode was dire
funny how I'd obliterate anyone here in about 5 seconds
>no union jack in the corner
a bit shit
Anti-Yank sentiment just doesnt exist in australia. quit trying
I studied at Deakin Uni and made loads of aussie friends
Humanity needs a wake up call.
Will you make a monthly donation to support our work to make safe, legal psychedelic experiences available to all?
they gave up on catholicism the west brit cunts
>woke up with some non-itchy bites on my knuckles and back this morning
>Can't find any evidence of bugs in my room and hidden in/around my bed
>Led in bed now every little thing I feel I'm whipping out the torch trying to find a bug
I'm going fucking crazy lads
wog minds are too simple to care about animals
They were so sure that hillary was going to win that they had to rewrite it last minute
i'm irish and i would rape ur mum
funny how a lack of yams can obliterate an entire nation
Love how casual racism against white people has been normalised now.
got called a fucking nigger in /brit/ lads
Gents...
I will say what we all think and already know, the normies are on the right side of history and we're not
>black people before they leave for wor-
Oh wait, never mind
ANTI-YANK RANGER ACTIVATE
got almost 10k words to write in 3 weeks
I'm on my own side
How fake was this little mcgregor set up
Couldn't pull an overweight French girl last night.
She was having none of it haha.
this fucking memester has ruined /his/
wheniwiddlemywilly itsalways we me best mates gordon charley and tom;))))WE WAGGLE OUR WILLIES TO THE FULLEST;)))))help me mates mywillyisverypainful!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when ME AND ME MATES are wagglingourWILLIES we stand in a circle and open our beano annual 2003 to the page with the picture of minnie the minxes bum;))))then weWACKOURWILLIESto the FULLEST;))))we stand in a circle and if one of us finnishes our williewaggling we help eachother waggle their willies;)))))MY WILLY IS PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
step #2
move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
STEP 3#
you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ah
where are the other rangers?
if you don't have "the art of war" AND "the prince" to hand by your bedside table it's almost guaranteed you're getting cucked by someone that does
Read this post
shan't be processing a single character
Racism cannot be perpetrated against the group who exerts more power in society;it is simply impossible.
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MISSUS BUNFIELD
en.wikipedia.org
>that little runt Tommy Tiernan killed him
i don't have a significant other though
> been wearing the same pajama shirt for weeks
> that scent of my own body on it
Am I the only person in ireland who thinks he's a cunt?
Really makes you think.
/his/ was a bad idea and shit from the start.
should be deleted honestly
it was better when Sup Forums /tg/ and /lit/ basically shared the role
made it about 2% through this post before i got bored
can't stop fapping to a french feedee girl
>tfw her stuff is taken off youtube
I will definitely click this image
Doesn't sound remotely like him. Mortified for you
you don't even have a significant self foy
magic missile
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Wouldn't want to use up all your internet quota for the day
I HAVE MADE A LEGITIMATE AND PEACEFUL REQUEST
*activates swords of revealing light*
All episodes related to yank """culture""" are dire, especially when they mention some random no-name yank cunt they think everyone is supposed to know
lads why don't you just go to a music festival and bang some white trash in a tent?
How long is it to Calais? That's the most important number
that's Australia, I have fibre optic
Imagine being a red army soldier during the battle of Berlin
The crew
Yes I don't see why retards are obsessed with him, he's just a tinker, whoo he flies the Irish flag, woopdie fucking do he's just in it for the money and Irish American bux
Mate is making out with two girls next to me while I sit here.
where should I go if I want to buy one of those mini white boards? target?
>who
>who
>trump
>farage
>who
>who
>who
me in the middle
conor mcgregor listens to grime
youtu.be
I hate how he puts and that fake yank accent
>donald trump will become potus
howling
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NEED a hs4 (south coast line) connecting the urban powerhouses of pourtsmouth, southampton, bournemouth and plymouth
>president fart will become pootus
screeching
back to britain with you before i start hunting you like the dogs you are
>if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!
>tfw you actually did this when you were 12
Could do with 1hour manchester/london. 2 hours is killing me