Home team is on the left for anyone who wants to get autistic about it.
-----Friday 5/6-----
ORL 1-1 NY
-----Saturday 5/7-----
VAN 2-1 POR
CLB 4-4 MTL
TOR 1-0 DAL
HOU 2-0 SKC
COL 1-0 RSL 87'
SEA 1-0 SJ 45'
-----Sunday 5/8-----
LA - NE 3:30 ET (ESPN)
DC - NYC 7:30 ET (FS1)
First for fuck Seattle
seconded
also if you don't bully expansion teams what is wrong with you? Nothing like a few years after your teams expansion year to bash on the new kids
>chearing for an expansion team
Apparently Columbus is having a meltdown?
>supporting a "historic" mls team
>mfw two Jap players scored today
Also Ouimette got kicked in the back full studs by a nigga in an USL game for RBNY II
Speaking of USL, should I get tickets to go see Weezer where Sac Republic plays?
He appears to be alive
It's official, the Rapids are the best team in MLS. You guys are really gonna be fucked when Tim Howard shows up.
>he doesn't listen exclusively to electronic and RnB
>in hot form
>lets change it up and bring in an aging over the hill GK who is cold instead of our solid young guy with lots of MLS experience
theres NO WAY it could go wrong
Kek, reminds me of being high school. All the freshmen constantly take shit from everyone else, then as soon as you're a sophomore you dish it out like it's your job.
You better hope that's what happens, cause it's the only way anyone else will have a chance.
>Soon
I don't buy that, any team can win the L SCup if they make the playoffs, if you're talking SS then maybe, but MLS Cup is a crapshoot.
Either way we're not even halfway through the season yet so its still to early to say who really has the upper hand, even the SS goes till the last game or two
How did the fat rapist Mexican do?
don't think IE Brah has posted in this thread yet lad
Sad to say there was no ass to post, maybe in 2 weeks when RSL beats Houston at home.
Have a torn shirt.
Not with the way Dallas is playing right now, I'd take another year of no playoffs if Houston got the cannon back. That would make the season for me.
Because apparently FSM didn't save when I had Govinco captained.
He got a got a good 60-70 mins with an assist.
If seeing how much the attack changed when Will Bruin came on for Cubo when Will didn't make many attempts on goal until Leoniel Miranda came on, isn't something for Coyle to look at for potentisl change in Cubo's position as 70/80min sub, then he might only go back to being a sub until USOC comes around and Giles getting called up to Jamaica.
But hell Cubo made some clumsy ass mistakes so chances are he is still FAT.
TFC is pretty much running on Seba. They might be absolute shit when he probably is away for Euro 2016.
>people are still delusional enough not to rate DioDinco
he could start in any league in the world and most likely be a key player (aside from upper-echelon big league teams)
>san jose earthkeks
>wondo
HAHAHAHA SQF ON SUICIDE WATCH
>wondo
>my sides
Quack faggot on suicide etch.
that dude fucking sucks
>nah I don't want to dive for this ball
>that self assist face goal.
Oh god my side please stop,just side.
>memeis scored and now people will hype him back to #stanfordmessi
great
Can we take a moment to appreciate the finer things in life?
>not rating morris
People still support MLS after it produced this moment.
I'm still mad at this.
>I rate Morris.
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>>no goals
>>getting red-carded in the first half
>>traveling supporters spitting beer on a Louligan
>>Swope Park Rangers
It also produced this, what's you're point
nice try gringo
>muh Wondo
Here you bud.
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>On loan to Everton while playing for the Galaxy.
Suck a dick Scum Jose.
tbf it looks like Courtois pretty much had it covered Wondolowski probably would have had to made a world class touch right there to beat him
>that damage control
Nice try quake fag.
Also,checked.
>Salty RBNY fans clamoring for that Pittsburgh guy to be suspended for as long as Ouimette is hurt
>Ouimette is totally fine
Not me, faggot
looks like Landon would have fucking scored that shit for USA like everyone already knew he would.
wondo is a faggot for life for this shit
>implying youre the only quake faggot.
Have a good night.
WOOP WOOP
>name is quakesfag
>call him a quake faggot
Tbh im shitfaced so i thought you were talking to me. This is what i get for being a tripfag autist
helps bradley is playing d-mid
UNION
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...are not playing this weekend :(
>Being sad your leastern coast team aren't dropping points to anyone
NOBODY
>yfw lags finally get a road win when they go to Philly in a few weeks
>Reading Kei Kamara's interview
>twitter.com
Shit, the Crew are imploding. Where's the fucking popcorn.
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wew lads tfcs stadium packed with the roofs up was pretty cool and seemed like a good atmosphere is this MLS 4.0?
matchcenter.mlssoccer.com
>roofs
Just finished watching the game. Ohgod, it hurts.
>it's a letting the cowtown win episode
Fucking hate this shit episode.
>>blanking Los Dos
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Call it Houston's feeder team putting you guys in your place via Garber's secret service for the MLS.
Sac republic is the quakes feeder team
...for now
>Soon: late night vibes
youtube.com
Now that I looked into the win, they basically had 2 B team Dynamo players win it.
Never mind forget developing a feeder team for Houston, more like a "lets send a few players that's our B-team to a lower league" team instead of developing our A-B team players for Houston that's supposed to play in these lower league games that are supposed to get game minutes in.
The way they are playing the fucking dash are their A team kek.
When was MLS 3.0?
You're standing in it
We're in 2.0
Post-Countdown clock to TH14 retiring was MLS 1.5
What makes it MLS 3.0 now, stadiums + academy facilities?
>Mexico Soccer Federation asked for Cubo to join the U-23s in France but Houston asked to keep him for this week's 3 games
>Grabs an assist and a good 60-70 mins
Does this mean what I think it means?
>yfw memes
>not doing the security guard instead
Academies, doubling up on existing markets, that stupid new league logo
>tfw after dealing with exams and visas, you can finally relax to some DC United vs Ethiad Airline
What did I miss, lads?
You didn't die of a terrorist attack, that's great turkbro.
Etihad winning the league this year, just you watch
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Need a new name for MLS 2. TIEastern Conference doesn't roll off the tongue very well.
I guess I should have posted an update after that terrorist attack.
I wonder if this is going to be a season where none of the Ethiad sports franchises(R) win a cup, fucked up the EPL and Ayy-League, no hopes in MLS, How is their J-League team going?
I Fucked You're Mom Conference
So I've just started following this league as of about ten minutes ago. I generally support Philly teams because I have family there. Are the Union shit too or?
They might actually appear to be good right now, but don't be fooled
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Official theme song of the Columbus Crew:
what the fuck?
twitter.com
somebody please shoot this nigger
RIP the entire rest of his season, and possibly his career
>anime is real
This... just this. What the fuck?
Filthadelphia is literally the worst state, Turkish islamists, nigger-tier fans throwing D-cells and puking on fans and their best athlete is a fictional one
>not watching Based Soccer Animes
Kill yourself, my man.
>Philly
>a state
It's like compton, but with slightly more white people.
We're on the upswing competent sporting director and a good 'club' and locker room atmosphere at the moment with fun memes, Union fans are the most different out of all Philly sports fans... Also Hugh Jackman is a 'fan' of the team
>J-Mo with 4 goals in the last 4 games
>Seattle finding their stride and whup Scum Jose
/mls/ utterly BTFO
nth for making fun of Portlands' GK
>nobody had the balls to deck him in retaliation
gutless
>Old school supporters' passion
>And if technology doesn't stoke one's interest, a pulley-system to assist in the displaying of Supporters' tifo has also been installed in the South End, adding yet another dimension to the fan support TFC enjoys at home. Further enhancing the raucous atmosphere, all of the club's supporters groups have been condensed into that section of the stadium, where their vociferousness caroming off the roof will create a great din. Oh yes, there will be noise.
Because an organic supporters' culture is just too difficult to maintain, huh?
>Audio engineering to make it look like you have fans
Fuck my US geography up, senpai
>I rate white dozy 2.0
>Xheattle still in the bottom
Kek
What's with Arena and all of the meme formations?