/heem/: sheem edition

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
(((LIVE)))
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

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>Rico Verhoeven contemplating moving to MMA
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/glory-kickboxing-champ-rico-verhoeven-contemplating-full-time-move-to-mma

>UFC FN 87 weigh-in results
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-fight-night-87-live-and-official-weigh-in-results-1

>UFC FN DEUTSCHLAND confirmed September 3
youtu.be/RssCCCwS-A4

INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Negative attention is still attention

weidman

First for Megan

fofao blesses this thread with his anti-cuck magic

why do all these girls have shit records?

ngannou - megan

my nigga

Megan "Herb Dean" Anderson

>making a collage

This black chick's eye is so fuckin jacked up.

Yeah Mike Beltran!

gotta do something. what did you do today?

>jealous of his photo editing skills

Canelo - Khan's about to start m8s

>he made a collage

damn, she FINE.

>lab work
>hung out with people I don't really know
>went to the gym
>shitpost on /heem/
pretty standard Saturday

Look at me

Look at me

I'm the bull now

>>>/box/

My money's on the big one

ulka vs mighty mouse when

>Wake up, Luke. It's all over

What purpose were you made to fill?

10-9 Bluehair
Good submission attempts from the other one

It's Michael Buffer, which means there is some Bruce Buffer around, which means we can enjoy >>>/box/ on /heem/

wew
box heem

Who /WMMA > men's boxing/ here

No Buffer.
But it's the former WEC guy

So...

Might as well watch

i'd fill her purpose if you know what i'm saying

Angela Lee seems to be better than the average breast size for an asian woman

whoa

here

sheem
also boxing is for casuals

Medeiros is a muuuunster

Did he call it a tentacle knockout again?

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>didntreadlmao.webm

just tuned in to khan/canelo

did khan get knocked down yet?

>walker's eyes

>I seen heems you wouldn't believe

no.

No, and I have him up 2 rounds to 0

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meme kicks missing off the shoulder luke rockhold

spicy

Jeremy Stephens confirmed for not getting 9 or 10 friends together for the boxing

The last man to beat Conor McGregor

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poorfag

>my coworker told me to bet on Khan
>I laughed at him
did I muck it up?

always bet on the brown guy

>The last man to beat Conor McGregor

CHI

>white """"""""'fighters"""""""""'

WALKER IS A MUNSTER

How many fights can we realistically expect out of him?

1? 2?

1

Who is ready for /overHEEM/ tomorrow?

Another Irish power puncher getting out done by speed and accumulation

SPINNING SHIT SHEEM

BUH GAWD THE SPINNING SHIT
SHEEEEEEEEMEMMMMMMMM

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

0

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM'D

You mean Skinnyreem

still gonna heem Arlovski tho

BLEACHED
L
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C
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E
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Canelo is getting better and better

Why is MMA so much more exciting than boxing.

Shit, boxing has like 10 years left max before it becomes obsolete.

doing spinning shit now

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Who's winning the pillow tap?

dana white

OH SHIT

Well Canelo just KO'd him stiff

god damn he got dropped

WE SLEEPY SHIT NOW

>Josh Barnett will never tape you up

HOLY SHIT CANELO

Damn, what a punch. Khan was winning the rounds on points, too.

The spinning shit

khan just got murdered they're hauling his corpse off to the dumpster now

Khan ded
Holy shit

Well damn

good fight, glad i didnt bet though

Canelo DAMN

He got knocked the fuck out.

Boxing just did something right

desu that right hand was beautiful

WHEN KHAN'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THAT CANVAS

I think Khan won the first few rounds, but he looked like he was fading, anyways

/box/ get out

waiting on that webum

A WOUNDED GAZELLE

Ok now time for Angela to get that belt

fuck that right was brutal

Livinha is toooouuuggghhh

Angela Hill sucks.

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About time though she might get subbed.