How can i hang myself with a belt and a doorknob?

how can i hang myself with a belt and a doorknob?

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I knew it would be Jorge.

You don't wana die you're probably just cranky. Have a nap.

>itt post yfw Spain cant buy a gun to off himself and instead has to come up with a complex plan involving a belt and a doorknob

Just leave the fucking house for once.
Fresh air makes people happier.

Oh look its another gimme attention thread

Forget the doorknob. Get the pull up apparel.

train suicide is better than hanging in every way

oh not this shit again jorge

you forgot about the good looking corpse factor

be a manlet

brutal

Then its going to be painful or hard to do
Shotgun suicide > Train > Handgun > anything else

CO or He poisoning might result in a burst lung (very painful) if done incorrectly.

Cyanide hurts more than a gunshot and drug overdose generally doesn't work.

Anyway, lostallhope.com

Hanging is pretty quick actually. Brazil is the country of Jiu-Jitsu, you should know that the brain can't main consciousness for more than 10 seconds if the carotid arteries are blocked.

Nembutal is the most effective way, you basically fall asleep. The problem is that only veterinarians can get it. In Mexico, Peru and Bolivia they used to it over the counter and with no need for prescription.

You're not trying to asphyxiate yourself with hanging, that's why you have to jump, you're trying to break your neck.
Hanging with long falls can actually decapitate you

>can actually decapitate you
Thats not bad If you want to kill yourself

yeah, but OP wants a pretty pretty dead body for his boyfriend or something

My uncle is a cop. He said that all suicides he saw, the neck was never broken. Breaking the neck requires way more height and force than what you can achieve inside a house or with a tree.

If Robin Williams and this Swedish guy did it:
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Then so can everyone else.

Really? I was planning on a drop hanging if I decided to do it.

PM ou civil?

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Beaking is what you're trying to achieve but if someone is desperate enough they just won't care

you are right, the standard drop to break the neck is almost 2m which is actually very hard to achieve in the home. That's why the train or gun methods are better

Gib money plz. You don't need them either

>Brazil is the country of Jiu-Jitsu

>what is the Gracie family
>what is BJJ

>What is Jiu-Jutsu
>The word that's Japanese
>Because it was invented in Japan

There are a LOT of Jiu-Jitsu students and fighters here in Brazil. I think thats what he meant by saying that Brazil is the country of Jiu-Jitsu

1)Jerk off to some nice porn
2)have a beer and watch a funny movie
3)try exercising or something different

If you still feel bad and feel suicidal, remember that if youre gonna die might as well do some crazy shit

Go to Mexico and fuck hookers as you sniff crack from their pussy or do something else legendary

Hope u get better senpai

No idea man
thats stuff do discuss for scientists

>If you still feel bad and feel suicidal, remember that if youre gonna die might as well do some crazy shit
WOOOOOW, I felt like shit, but after listening to Tyrone and spending money I don't have on a whore, I've instantly felt joy in my life

brazil has the largest population of japanese outside of japan iirc its not far fetched

Yeah, but Canada has the CFL, and you wouldn't call Canada the land of football in that case because it's likely the second American football league outside of America.

that usually doesn't help.
It's actually amazing to see how people try to stop suicidal and depressed people. They either say "the world is your oyster" or "You're being a selfish prick! What about your family!" and neither of these help. A clinical depressed person simply does not have the energy to get out of bed, because it doesn't matter and calling sensitive people selfish will only make them kill themselves faster.

Soccer wasn't invented in Brazil yet we have won several world cups. Are we the land of Soccer?

Not the land of Soccer, no.

Argentina, Portugal, France, Germany and many other countries are just as well known and popular.

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