Say something nice about Germany

Say something nice about Germany.

Kebab is delicious.

It's an intelligent nation.

simulator games are not that weird.

Bavaria Munchen.

Interesting history and culture, great beer, love the language, best foes

They kiilled more whites than Japanese kek

I liked all your meat cuisine when I was there and most of your beers.
Wheat beer sucks though to be frank.

I found it especially funny going to lots of historical buildibgs and being told they were "90% destroyed sitting ww2 and this is a replica constructed on 1990".
Good move Germany, conned me out of my hard earned shekels.

rare tbpf

It's only 50% turk

I'm going to give you a (You) from this rare country. Remember to tell your kids of this day.

Bavaria is great, and Bavarians are great.

Berlin is super fun.

wtf germany you were suppossed to win ww2 now look at what happened, you had one chance

We wuz holy roman empire and shitz

At least I don't live in Russia

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Strongest Passport in the world

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

el peruANO

Thank you friend, take mine in return, even though it's not nearly as valuable

Not all of them are pruss*ans

Do Germans consider us German to some degree?

As the ambassador of all Germans I can tell you that we think you are niggers

Kek. How about Brits?

they have nice techno

die peruanen

you're getting your just deserts a century later

you exported a lot of people to america which helped us grow

Cashew nuts in wasabi I take with my beer are made in germany. It's a good beer snack. German beer isn't, but that's a topic for another thread.

They make great guns. My pistol is of German make, and she hasn't let me down.

I think I am falling in love with a German girl, so thank you for that

CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GERMANY A CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They have medieval towns that are unmatched in their beauty

>tfw you realize that Germany looks like a man opening his mouth for the big turd that is Czechia

It all makes sense now

You're very tolerant of people different from you. :)

white germanic girls are super cute

saw a brazilian girl in blumenau which probably had 100% germanic heritage and she was stunningly beautiful

They have a good pres... oh no
They didnt invaded eur... oh no
They win all the wa.. oh no
They didnt have rapefu... oh no
They have good gir.. oh no
¡YEAH! They have Poland as slave to clean bathrooms

They pay me welfare even though im not legally allowed to be here

A german running away from its potato farm when its owner isn't seeing is really amusing.

Greatest country on earth. Always getting punished for doing the right thing.

Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place.
Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food,
And it doesn't suck like English food.

Sausages with cheeses always taste so good.
It'd be heaven for a dog; Yeah, that's Germany.

Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation.
My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear; Your women terrify me.

Is it the normal to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?
Please don't come to my place in large mobs! German tourists are scary!

Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am.

they were good once

i like germany tbqhwy

One giant wonderful design bureau

Schweinsteiger!!!

I wan't rape german girl

Wonderful place. I can list things right about Germany for hours.
Love yall Germanbros.

very funny people

Thank you for ur kindness.

I liked it when I visited with my high school back in 2001

Humorous people

what is this, bizarro/int/?

Hardworking and efficient

Muh heritage from there

i can not

kebab is Greek

sneaky nation

they are

fuck bavaria

retarded history shit culture shit beer stupid language

good

fuck your family fuck america

CUTE BOYS!

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Their desserts are fucking amazing
So far ive tried the Bienenstich, the Black Forest cake and the Donauwelle are those that i can remember right now.
When i visit Germany again next year ill try to find alot more of those gems

They're giving me free education.

the food is shit you gay subhuman

this

i tried döner and its GOAT

everything tastes better than your shitty food

Hamburg is nice

my parents pay for it

nice for you because you come from a shithole

t. greasy roach

Ist Donald Trump ein Sexmonster?

Ja

I am a Greek you roach.
4/7

60%

germans are really tan

true that

swedish food is dogshit tier, the only good food here is imported

Ich komme aus Deutschland.

Was für ein Scheißland!

High quality and durable industrial products

RAUS

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Man, I remember that. That was ages ago. Based fucking Reapered.

1815-1918 best years of my life

some parts of east germany are not so bad at all

Old Mercedes and Porsches are some of the coolest automobiles ever made.

Deutschland ist wunderbar!
did i do it right hans?

The German language is beautiful. The meme claiming it sounds bad is only propagated by butthurt anglos who have no idea how to pronounce it.

I like your beer and food, i liked your pre-ww1 system of government and culture

What's the deal with that pseudo Greek-German
shitting on Sup Forums for months?

Why so much dedication Mehmet? I can't imagine life perspectives for such an individual.

>pre-ww1 system of government
Based Kanzler but it took only one retarded nobleman to fuck it up. That government was shit.

All degenerates from here emigrate there. Thank you Germany.

This. Also, I haven't met a more friendlier people than Germans.

>tfw fucked in the ass a local Polish girl I met online on the first night.

Can confirm, bring more of your degenerate bitches pls.

my ancestral homeland :)

He shitposts all day so that he can forget about his miserable life.