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Computer, one Crystal Pepsi in a highball glass please.

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animeme

Yeah, maybe it was super shitty for adults, but we were having a blast (unless you lived in New Orleans)

Yaaay jets!

Need a gf with Mongol genes lads.

Brit wimmin best wimmin

We get it, you're 15, now shut up or just openly admit it so the mods can ban you

>implying that's a bad thing

I voted you know

It was shit period. Even my little cousins (your age) said they wished they were either 80's or 90's kids after I gave them all my old belongings.

Be of the good kind of latino and you'll get one in no time in Finland.

sinaloa and surroundings

Yeah, in your high school's mock election.

Not going to lie, dog food taste pretty good

Hmmmm...

>two kids wish they were born in another period
>the one they come from is automatically shit for everyone

I think I made it then.

Puperronis are legit slim jims. My dog and I love them.

t. dog

>early 00s newgrounds
>not the best time for dysfunctional 13-year-olds

They're rich, they had everything and still chose my N64 over their Wii and PS3, still chose classic Nicktoons over the shit they have today, etc.

Well we can't get nostalgic for pre-9/11 world that we never knew. What do you expect us to do?

I'm sure they did. Did their dad work at Nintendo too?

These are literal 16 years were talking to, not 90's kids. Do the math, they were barely alive when 9/11 happened, not getting their fingers wet in their junior high restroom.

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>He's in his 30s
Whew

Might as well have.

Pre-normie internet is literally the only thing that decade had going for it.

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My 10/10

Not him but I graduated in 2015 and voted this year.

Kids born after 2000 are in high school now, 90's babies have all been sent through the system for the most part.

anyone play this ?
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>he grew up during wartime, electing the first nigger president, and the rise of the faggots and feminists we have today

You have no idea what comfy is

I don't even own a dog and I got a pantry filled with dog treats/food

Milkbones are tasty too

70s look like they were the best decade to be a kid, and every decade since then has been increasingly (decreasing? dunno... I'm high) less good.

t. born in 1985

Sup Forums is 13 years old, assuming almost everybody posted for a while before they were 18 the minimum age for a non-cancer user is like 23.

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Thank you Texas
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Your acting like it's 2012, it's almost 2017 now. Have you looked at the clock in awhile?

He likes milkbones and pupperonis. I like the latter.

>that one kid who thought this was the funniest shit in the world

FUCK /CUM/

You're 16, you know it.

that was me desu

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who didn't sing this song with the whole bus on the way to field trips
how do you sleep at night?

fuk ur mum

I turn 20 next month

sup, Chris?

did your alcoholic dad ever stop beating your mom?

it's like that x-files episode

BTFO

Still know all the lyrics and sing it to myself desu

A lot of the things they're talking about I did when I was a kid. I graduated college two years ago.

What day?

I don't know who this Chris fella is, but he sure sounds cool.

Calling us 16 isnt going to make you any younger

Just means we can handle shittier situations better.

No you didn't.

All these fucking teens need to go to lebbit where their penniless castrated generation belongs.

we got a real ojiisan here

Why do you want to know?

>bored
>decide to play some Super Mario 3D World
>all the data from when me and my ex played is still there
>remember all the fun nights we had playing video games drunk together

>wanting to be apart of your shit generation
>handle it
>literal retards on social media 24/7 crying over democracy

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fuck off nerd

Don't you have a campus cry-in to be at?

erase
move on

>go to petco with my new doggo
>doggo drags me over to the treat dispensers
>a nice older looking lady comes by to greet my doggo and me
>starts talking to me about the treats he was smelling
>she takes two and offers one to my doggo
>doggo swallows it whole
>tell my doggo "How do know it tastes good if you just always swallow it whole?"
>lady then tells me "If you don't think it tastes good, neither will your dog"
>breaks the other treat she was holding in half and offers me one of the piece
>she eats the other half
>mfw
>she wanted me to eat it
>doggo just kind of stares at me blankly
>I give him the other piece
>change the subject about toys

Never went back

Was gunna wish you a happy birthday. Mine is next month.

ree

>>literal retards on social media 24/7 crying over democracy

People who's ages go into late 20s and 30s even?

The whole millennial generation is like that.

I literally did. I graduated high school in 2011. I was was born in 93.

i have like 130 stars nigga i want to 100% this hsit

lmao
delete it

Go to PetSmart next time.

Also, is it normal to spread my buttcheeks before taking my dump?

oh the 26th than. Always got jewed out with presents as a kid because my relatives would just say Christmas gift was also my birthday gift.

It's too bad you couldn't 100% your relationship :^)

>Also, is it normal to spread my buttcheeks before taking my dump?

Yes.

You don't want them to get dirty, do you?

low blow, dude

>all these (You)'s

>hating on millennials
Are you guys fags or...?

damn son

Damn, I kinda know that feel but not so much. Mine is the 3rd.

Only person who doesn't Jew me on gifts is my grandma since hers is the 1st and grew up knowing that feel.

I'm sorry

don't show this one to Sup Forums ;)

I hate the word millennial

I don't mind any of those except Iraq War desu and even then that didn't affect me much

I just picture everybody I talk to on Sup Forums as a fat guy in their mid 20s to early 30s and I don't really care if it's not the case

This new season of American Horror Story's actually pretty good.
>spooky
>less emphasis on DUDE GAYS LMAO
There is a lot of BLACKED though

FACT

Anime girls>real girls

Same here. My grandma and dad were the only ones to get me presents for birthday too.

I fantasize about choking every mother fucker in /cum/

it actually makes me a little hard

>everyone else got candy and a song on their birthdays in school
>I got nothing because my birthday was a month after school ended
>wrote my number into my "friends" handmade yearbooks we got to make
>no one ever called
>like 7 birthday parties my entire life
I've made peace with it desu

Imagine posting on /cum/ in the future and all the 20 somethings start reminiscing about childhoods spent playing Call of Duty and Skyrim. It's gotta hurt at least a little.

fuck off edgelord

You're not too far off. The whole fat fedora guy look is hammed up though, I've been to a /k/ meet and only a few were those types, the rest were rather normie, it's only when posters here aren't surrounded by their own kind that the spaghetti starts flowing.

>like 7 birthday parties my entire life
Fuck off Chad
Anyone else never ever have a party here?

What's wrong with a black president u racist f*ck

oh fuck

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>FACT
>Anime girls>real girls