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hmm yes my thoughts exactly

*actively does not share this picture*

lad

I'm fine with subtle/non-intrusive tattoos/piercings

begun stalking the dream gf
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Explain to me why any western first world country should so much as keep a welfare system when it is completely broken, encourages self employment which fucks with our economy and lets degenerate lifestyles proliferate.

Lads, I'm being real here; how do I git gud at /brit/ humour? I love it, it always gets a good laugh out of me, but I just can't fully grasp it.

I know all of the components and complexities of /brit/ humour, -the disregard for authority, the layers of irony, the simple deadpan wit and the cleverly constructed facade of idiocy- for I witness it constantly, yet I myself cannot employ it.

I know it can't be that hard, because plenty of you chaps do it with seeming ease, but something just eludes me. So please, tell me the secret.

In the image are just a few samples of /brit/ humour so you know what I mean. Other examples include

>"Morning lads" posted at a time where you wouldn't expect one to be waking up

>posts about how pathetic one is

>classic phrases such as "Janny, Runt, Rorke, and Rasheed"

>the classic resident tripfags

alri lads
vegan normies are the worst

shat the bed overnight

fuck sake

Haha looks like you've sorted it all out there mate, good lad

*begins talking to a lamp in the corner*

mate...

this desu

'the work industry'

i want to suck British cock

speak about the dream gf like that again and i'll turn you into my new lampshade

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JF detected

she has a fat face and a shit dog

made a thread too lads :\

im SUCH a runt

bit gay

the state of these cows

>Oh and it cures cancer
can't tell if this is satire or not

wrong on both accounts
*draws katana*
en garde

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That'll teach those American tourists to go on "adventure holidays"

Rate me lids

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dream gf

Does anyone else when taking a poo like to squeeze it out slowly and once you feel it is about to go out suck it up again

please delete this...

this was my favourite thread gimmick back when we were choosing the official /brit/ jailfu

what happened here then?

no but i'll try it out next time

i wonder if anyone actually someone mailed some of the qts there

yeah I found this beaut of a picture on the most popular one

i was unironically the lad who put her forward as a candidate hahaah

rocking chebs on her desu

/cum/ caught on around the same time and someone claimed to email this girl and get a near-instant response iirc
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>T J Maxx

dropped tbqhwyf

Lads I have a confession
I don't actually use the word "lad" that much IRL

blimey...

Love hooking up with 6/10s in their mid 30s

They're always so thrilled that someone in their 20s might give them the time of day

>Detectives assigned to the Robbery/Homicide Unit have arrested three suspects who used a popular dating website to lure unsuspecting victims to local motels. Once there, they robbed and battered the victims at gun point. Detectives believe there are more victims.

aha nah i'll pass on that one

originally thought she looked a bit trannyish, bit silly now I come to think of it

these are literal inmates, can't imagine how they'd get away with that when they're already behind bars

i did a seismic shart in NZ

>Mfw got hit on by an older Spanish woman in her late 30s this summer and could've tapped that
It's a nice feeling though, do they put more effort into it?

>I'm a 23 year old ex-gymnast
>looking for someone who is kind, respectful and easy going
>Shift Manager at Wendy's
fucking hell really makes you wonder how some of these got there, like what a gymnast that works a wendys can do to get into prison? do they just snap one day or something

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master of photography this one

>inmates list the outdoors as a hobby

hahahahahaha

might unironically try veganism lads

why can't we just take intelligence tests instead of spending 4 years and thousands of earth monies getting a piece of paper that says you can do thing?

I am not a number. I am a free man

>job interview today
>wake up with eye infection

ahhhhh yesss

t. 67438178

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>when people list holidays as a hobby

guess you didn't see that coming

just look them up in the relative state inmate or DOC database

iirc she was dealing meth

They do, they'll want to buy you drinks and drag you home afterwards

It's like a role reversal, they're hungry for your dick

was cocaine posession iirc
someone pointed out it was probably a repeat offence, still a ludicrously long amount of time

favourite gimmick, swear a third of them say they enjoy the outdoors
screeching

>Finally get a good job
>Get made redundant after a year
>Back to square one of feeling hopeless and helpless

Ah yes, very impressive.

I told you that eating dirty ass, was a bad idea Schmidt

Don't worry lad here's a song for you

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>when people list hobbies

friends are posting black-people-made memes in group chat again lads

how do I convince them that such doings is bad for themselves and their community

unusual comma, placement mate

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>I am at a point in my life that I need to change the direction of my path.
>Obviously I am in prison so my daily schedule is structured but I need more help than just the foundation while I'm here

straight to the AJ folder cheers

what are you, talking about?

trailer trash

hobbies: reading, art, crossdressing, computer, Sup Forums, and sitting outdoors

arrested for weapon possession with that weapon of a head hahaha

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real y/n?

>crossdressing
pics?

i hope you're not a disgusting misogynist fetishist

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cocaine
seems like a good lass, knows how to have fun thats for sure

i was born intersex so its ok

why a church full of old grannies though
why didnt he shut up a place full of thug niggers or something

BREAK THE CONDITIONING

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milfy

kys

Lads

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would happily send the majority of the people in my suburb to a mass grave

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>ywn get drunk off sherry with sherrie and perform heinous crimes while enjoying the outdoors

Wahey lads on my break. On since 6.

honestly would write her if I was american/ she lived over here
just seems pathetic writing to an overseas inmate because I think she's qt

really? i dont believe you

you dont have to. im growing my hair out and im cutting off the dead ends soon

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BOIPUCCI

I swear there's always at least ONE racebaiting article on BBC's features thing on any given day

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does anyone else come close?

oi which one of you cunts has got a light?

cute

excellent cobs

think i have an STD lads

>ywn be as cool as these seagulls
;(

lofty chebs

Don't mind if I post some Dylann.

okay

what's it like being intersex?

seagulls?

gotta catch 'em all