Americans can only speak ONE language

>Americans can only speak ONE language

Sorry, I don't believe. Only really uneducated people are monolingual.

Yeah.

>be English speaker
>be computer

>italy: the country noone gives a fuck about

nope
they speak spanish too

me no talk mericano

I wish I spoke another language.
But none of them are worth the time learn because I don't plan to leave the US.

>tfw I know three languages but I'm trash at all three

what are you talking about, Jeb! Bush speaks fluent Mexican

>rip off mexican flag

Who do you mean with Americans? People from Guatemala? Or Argentina? Because they all live in the Americas.

>Being so cucked you have to speak the native tongue of another to be successful

kek KEK

>only 30% of English is Germanic (not even fully Anglo-Saxon)

>his country isn't economically and culturally secure as to remove the necessity of having to learn a second language thus making it possible to comfortably remain ignorant and monolingual

>that feel when you are too lazy to learn another language even though you find linguistics very interesting

Just end my life.

tried learning french and german but they're boring and dumb sounding

>It's not even their own

The United States has 2 official languages. Don't know the level of education of every individual on the continent, but I bet they got at least some beginner words in Spanish.

the USA has no official language. separate states have their own official languages. in some states its french in some states its spanish and everywhere its english

>2 official languages
Ah yes, English and American

I tried to learn other languages. It turns out I'm just really stupid. Shit sucks.

>t. people from irrelevant countries with irrelevant languages

Spanish and French aren't official languages in any of the states. The multilingual states generally just have no official language at all.

Strange stuff.

most italians have shit-tier english, mario. I bet if you tried to even type a full paragraph without google translate you would be exposed badly

yeah seems like it. though some native american languages tend to be official in some parts

lel

i feel similarly. i bought some shit jrpg called "learn hiragana to survive" for a dollar but ive only bothered to learn the 5 vowels. i just want to shit up 2ch

When you travel in European airports, you'll see indications written mainly in 2 languages: English and Italian. Every other country is expected to understand English at some point

t. working class mong

>tfw constantly wasting time I could be spending on learning languages thinking about which one to learn
I CAN'T CHOOSE AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME

The fuck? No they aren't, the order is usually
>English
>French
>German
Depending on where you are.

it's not about success it's about knowledge

you are a brainlet who is pathetically trying to justify his lacks in knowledge "but I don't need it anyway!!"

do you think I need English? what for?

we only need to pass the exams in school which is stupidly easy

I learn English because I like it

Kek

This is all BS

>country makes you learn french
>don't learn it

Knowing an english grammar for non us/uk people is the most cuckold thing ever

>be superior english speaker
>try to learn second language
>literally all you ever hear from native speakers is "hur durr what a stupid accent kys"
Wonderful stuff

>Everybody has to speak your language to communicate on a Laotian anal bead enthusiast forum

Spierdalaj czarny małpa

...

Only people worth talking to already speak English

I almost wish I was born in a non-anglo country so I could become bilingual much easier.
But I'm pretty where I am.

How pretty we talkin?

Knowledge is to know that "American" could refer to Canada, Mexico, Brazil, etc...
Wisdom is not calling them Americans, because NO Canadian, Mexican or Brazilian identifies as American, and will look at you weird if you call them that.

Learn mandarin m8

Not true. We speak the espanol ese.

>his native language has so few speakers that he must learn a convoluted mongrel tongue like English to survive in this globalist world
Utterly cucked.

It must be like having to learn some African tongue-click jibber-jabber just so your resume doesn't get trashed.

>People are unironically finding pride in not knowing more than one language
>Literal pride in ignorance

Welcome to the angloworld.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>leaf
>talking about irrelevancy
KEK

Language classes are just busy work here. You guys are forced to learn english, then the rest you learn online.

>either english or mexican
seems legit

>speak 3 languages
>use english exclusively

Really makes you think...