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>had one chance in life
>wasn't born a qt Finn
why even live

to keep it short my (leased) phone is fucked but due to my having rooted it I can't get it replaced
so I bought a new phone.
Apparently I can't just swap the sim cards without booting my old phone off the plan thus severing the lease and requiring me to pay $400

so do any of you /cum/ folk have experience with the super cheap pre-paid plans from places like Walmart? I just need a working phone and like 2 gigabytes of mobile data

Would you date a slut?

Is dat oreimo? Disgusting

hllo

glroy t
o Lavtia

i have a 6 metre cock and a proxy

hi lithuania

>tfw you have to plan out your phone introductions
how pathetic am I

are you autisitc or something?

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>IT
>my mom
what do you expect

I don't know how I feel about sharing a general with literal autists

whats it like being a retard with no foresight?

I'm not the retard, I didn't break the phone. It fucked itself with an (incorrigible) bad update.

you rooted the phone, dumbfuck

I'm not sure how I feel about sharing a general with canadians yet here we are

rooting the phone didn't break it though, and I was well aware of the risk.

besides, this doesn't have anything to do with the pre-paid phone plans.

I had this coming but I wasn't expecting to get burned that hard desu.

Odds I jerk off both now and after class
Evens I just wait until after

congrats, enjoy

What's the problem?

thanks
I have to do this really quickly tho

*walks into /cum/*
*scoffs*

Good morning, /cum/

Morning Baja!

Dzien Dobry Baja

I found my Licensed to Ill cassette next to an expired bottle of Nyquil

my morning is going great so far.

>1 star poster

Detroit is going to be less black next time the Census is taken because whites are moving in to trendy areas and blacks are still moving out. The numbers are going to be inconsequential for the most part but it's going to mirror on a smaller scale what has been happening in Chicago where the city proper lost approximately 200k blacks between the 00 and 10 Census.

How are you today?

I'm pretty good


How about u

Same here.

I wish I had a giantess girlfriend

Giantess fetishists are natural cuckholds because she couldn't even feel your penis inside of her.

I do not choose to be a common man.
It is my right to be uncommon
I seek opportunity to develop whatever talents God gave me — not security.
I do not wish to be a kept citizen, humbled and dulled by having the state look after me.
I want to take the calculated risk: to dream and to build, to fail and to succeed.
I refuse to barter incentive for a dole.
I prefer the challenge of life to the guaranteed existence: the thrill of fulfilment to the stale calm of utopia.
I will not trade freedom for beneficence nor my dignity for a handout.
I will never come before any earthly master nor bend to any threat.
It is my heritage to stand erect, proud and unafraid: to think and act myself, enjoy the benefit of my creations and to face the world boldly and say — "this with God's help, I have done."
All this is what it means to be an American.

Fucking beautiful

I GO HARD THE MUH FUCKIN PAINT NIGGA

gob bles ameriga

What did you eat for breakfast?

I need ideas.

LEAVE YOU STANKIN NIGGA

WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINKIN NIGGA

Waffles

IM GONNA DIE FOR THIS SHIT OR WHAT THE FUCK I SAY

FRONT YARD BROAD DAY WITH THE SK

SEE GUCCI THATS MY MOTHA FUCKIN NIGGA

Very eloquent
Did he build this vocabulary at public school or later at a public university?

I HANG IN THE DALE WITH THEM HIT SQUAD KILLAS

WAKA FLOCKA FLAME ONE HOOD ASS NIGGA

RIDIN REAL SLOW BENDIN CORNERS MY NIGGA

Hi instead of hello
>you and her
Just you or you guys

>ywn meet a middle age fujoshi

Got hit with a crippling wave of depression a few days ago and haven't been able to do anything since. Usually I can power through it but it's hitting hard today. Almost started crying in public yesterday for no apparent reason.

I'll take middle-aged fujoshi thanks.

everyone here is too tall desu so if you want one you can come over
i know like 2 2m girls i see daily and see tons of 1.90m women walking around :(

yaaaaaay Latvia is turning 98 this friday

is this an ayn rand quote

gross pic do not post in my threads again

no idea

How many Americans call pizzas 'pizza pies'?

literally zero

Like 5

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I am white.

Sounds like something Mormons would do.

I have like one white ancestor and the rest are African Americans

Am I white?

lol not really

post a pic of your face

cum dont belong to you homeboi

No leaf formed against me shall prosper

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People need to fucking stop breeding outside of their heritage

nothing apartheid about it. white bois need to step up their game baka

DELETE THIS!!!!!

>people being mean to you is not a legitimate reason to kill yourself

no can do desu

desu

I am American and I apologize Japan for war crime

Underrated post.

Not letting Japan have China and Korea was a mistake desu.

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>I swear, any problem you have can be fixed

Incoming DNC chairman: "Labor unions wuz raycis n sheeit"

youtube.com/watch?v=89d7QTDQ2b4

Reddit needs to leave.

>Incoming DNC chairman: "Labor unions wuz raycis n sheeit"

>People need to fucking stop breeding outside of their heritage

carifornia now japan colony

This place sure is lively. It's almost like the majority of the people on /cum/ are high schoolers.

Just for the record, I do believe there is a God. I just believe he hates me. (Inb4 fedora posting)

What makes you think that, friend? I can ensure you that God loves you.

#calexit

>What makes you think that, friend? I can ensure you that God loves you.

Was he always wearing a sonic shirt? I've seen that picture 100 times and never noticed.

Unless he changed clothes without me knowing.

Just ate an entire pizza... And I'm still hungry.

>sahnic

I eat an entire pizza once a week with veg desu, not a big thing.

what kinda pizza user

Little Caesar's pepperoni.

Knahledge

Why didn't u buy two

>tfw being sick on birthday