How does it make you feel knowing there will be a paedo team in the Premier League nest season?

How does it make you feel knowing there will be a paedo team in the Premier League nest season?

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Middlesborough is the worst british place i have been to. I have been to glasgow and merthyr.

It is a depressing shit hole.

And the people there are worse than Scousers.

Minnesotabrough?

That's not Sunderland

>mfw they had top 2 locked up then shat themselves
FUCK YOU THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BURNLEY

IT'S NOT FAIR

I thought Rotherham was getting relegated though

>merthyr.
What's so bad about Merthyr

Firstly, Adam Johnson is a Mackem.

Secondly, fuck you. London clubs are all worse than us. Tinpot shite like Chelsea preferred to Boro in the Prem? Get a grip.

UTB lads.

>Tinpot shite like Chelsea
Haha jesus christ man get a hold of yourself, you're from an irrelevant has-been mining town full of inbreds and dole rats

Not talking about Adam Johnson.

Middlesbrough is a well known nonce town, full of kiddie fiddlers, small bean regarders, nonces.

And it's not just the pakis. It's decades and decades of relentless child abuse.

>I now remembered Juninho Paulista

>2nd highest suicide rate in the UK

>I now remembered Juninho Paulista
I was thinking of him the other day too, hard to believe he played a Middlesborough.

Can't say I'm surprised

I'd neck myself too if I had to live there.

They stayed up thanks to based Colin Wanker

what's the highest?
>hopefully it's where I'm from

Is this the 96 kill team?

Boro once set the price for iron and steel world wide.

Most buildings across the world owe their existence to the town. Sydney Harbour Bridge says "Made in Middlesbrough" on the side.

Boro's fucking class. Can't wait to dick all the shite southern teams for 6 points next year.

No, Unfortunately

>Most buildings across the world owe their existence to the town
>Most

What a fucking idiot.

Aye you've done me there pal.

Can't argue with the green text.

Doyle.

Preston

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Why do englishmen hate each other? You're one nation. Or is it just banter?

Think about what you're saying. Most buildings don't owe their existence to Middlesbrough at all, you stupid mutant faggot.

Plus, the town is a shithole and is the paedo capital of England.

I bet the furthest north you've been is fucking Peterborough isn't it?

Daft cunt.

People in Middlesbrough aren't English. They're mostly Welsh, Irish and Paki immigrants that inbreed and molest their kids.

Because southerners elect muslims to rule over them.

First I'm hearing of Boro being a paedo town tbf.
I'm happy they're in the Prem. Beats having another London/south coast team. Just a shame Burnley had to come up with them.

I live in the north, Kev you stupid kiddie fiddling cunt.

Top Boro bants:

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t. Never been to Middlesbrough but my dad said it was shit so it must be true

Worst town in the UK and I've been to some fucking shitholes. Redcar and Stockton are fucking awful too

>sunderland staying up again

Calling it now niggas
>tfw lifelong boro fan

>You now remember Boro beating Man City 8-1 on the final day of 07/08
>You know remember Fabio Rochemback
>You know remember their constant comebacks in the 2006 UEFA Cup

t. fucked by his dad in the arse

What's the point in living so far away from London?

What do you weirdos even do? I think I'd neck myself if I lived in one of these isolated northern hellholes

Give your heads a shake and listen to Leadbitter lads.

Anyone who says Boro is worse than some of the fucking bombsites in the south (Luton, anywhere in suburban London) needs to have a word with themselves.

There are much worse. The whole of Northamptonshire and North Oxfordshire is a prime example. East Anglia too.
Most of the country is a shithole tbf.

Nice projection my dude

That's fucking cringey.

Is this considered "banter" in Middlesbrough?

>boro education

What do you do that requires you to be in London?

>Anyone who says Boro is worse than some of the fucking bombsites in the south (Luton, anywhere in suburban London) needs to have a word with themselves.
Honestly this. I lived in Boro till I was 16. Currently live in Banbury in Oxfordshire and it makes Boro look like a thriving metropolis.
>Muh northern boogeyman

There's some nice places just outside Middlesbrough; Yarm and Great Ayton for example. Middlesbrough itself is fucking awful. Shit town with shit people.

Should have been nuked.

>There are much worse
There isn't. There really isn't. You're just in full damage control mode.

It's literally the capital of the world mate, endless things to do & people to meet, it's a crime to remain in a northern shithole when a couple of hundred miles south is such a great city

>There isn't. There really isn't.

Rochdale exists.

You didn't answer my question.

is Edinburgh the best city in the UK?

i have only been to London, but I heard good things about it

>Currently live in Banbury in Oxfordshire and it makes Boro look like a thriving metropolis.

All the white Londoners are fucking off north, you're either a paki or your sister's shagging one.

And it's still better than Middlesbrough.

Do you struggle with English Ahmed?

> endless things to do and people to meet

Living in a city the size of London is required for these things

>All the white Londoners are fucking off north,
It's not the north they're fleeing to

"Many years ago the sun hid behind the moon and six strange symbols were forged from gold, cooled in water drawn from our deepest Lough. When the last symbol was complete, the sorcery finally returned to these shores. The trees and rivers sparkled once more. But soon, a vile shadow rose to spread misery throughout the land, and only one who commands the spirits of truth and virtue can defeat the dark forces so unwittingly unleashed."

"My name is Raven."

Autism, my borough is 90% white and has some of the highest standard of living in the UK. Can't remember the last time I saw a paki in these parts.

Why is it so hard for you to answer my question?
Also
>londoner calling someone else Achmed
lol

Fucking embarrassing reading these bitter cunts with the chips on their shoulders.

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have you ever been to Leeds? I cannot imagine actually living there

> t. rich southerner

So great the average rent prices is pushing a grand a month. I like London but the prices are crazy.

Leeds at least has things to do and decent night life.

Plus there not a clammy cloud of toxic smog hanging over it

> Scotland

Liberal SJW shitholes are a no go.

I went to Elland Road once and it remains etched in my mind as the nadir of human endeavour and achievement

Cambridge has the GOAT city centre

Middlesbrough constantly voted a Labour MP who lived in France and didn't hold a surgery in 13 years

C U C K
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C
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Where abouts in Boro do you live mate?

>tfw voted Lib Dem because of this
>tfw I voted in the very thing that destroyed everything

...

>small bean regarders

True but the well educated get higher salarys in London compared to their counterparts around the country, the main culprits who cry about "muh housing costs" are the pakis and white trash who never made anything of themselves

me in the horse suit

Same pham

There already is one mate

There's a big north/south divide. The south is warm, with beautiful countryside, great cities, money, and Waitrose. The North is a scummy freezing hellhole full of dole scroungers, fat women, council blocks and Morrisons. Basically, never go to the north of England.