Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

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I did

Because I have a small benis

I don't like listening to women. I only fugg them.

Im ugly slavshit manlet

germany what the fuck?

I live with my parents at 24 and work full time as a wageslave.

because im a pathetic piece of shit that is incapable to talk to women

>mfw walking around in the nice weather these past few days and seeing all the couples in the parks and having ice cream together

I do and it sucks

part of the thrill of grils is chasing new ones

I'm 5 feet 0 inches tall.

Because my standards are too high. All things considered I'm probably a solid 7/10 and I could get a 6-7/10 gf but whenever I start dating a woman I notice her flaws and obsess over them until I can't stand to be around her anymore

>had girlfriend once
>wanted to hang out 24/7
>pretty nice at first, then kinda annoying
>barely any time with friends or for myself
>no time to shitpost on /speh/
good riddance

I didn't want, ask for, or need these feels you ass hat.

because i'm an autistic asshole
i'm not capable of normal interpersonal relathionships and as soon as someone discovers how i really am past my skin deep cover of nice guy act they either leave me or get emotionally drained
i'm toxic and i'm tired of hurting people, so i decided to isolate myself

because I'm fucking fat okay, leave me alone

Socially retarded
Borderline autistic
Shit job, no money

A mix of being unattractive, boring and content with life as a single.

women are expensive and fickle

Anymore webm's like the OP?

Lots of reasons including being ugly and a shit person. The fact that I don't want one is probably the biggest reason though. Had one before, no thanks pham

20 something anti social NEET/apprentice hiki that doesn't have friends and hasn't had one in in almost 10 years

This and a mixture of this
I'm an all round loser. If a girl wants to be in a relationship with me she's got problems.

I look like a smackhead version of Steve Buscemi who recently had a stroke.

I'm fat right now but I've heard I have potential as far as looks go

Also this

probably because i'm a person that continuously spils spaghetthi with insecurity issues because of erectile dysfunction and have to high standards. Also work too much and

Have an STD

- I'm unable to ask a woman out. Only Chads are good enough for that.
- I don't do anything fun, my life is quite boring, I spend the most of my time laying down in my bed browing internet on my laptop and watching movies.
- I'm a bit complexed by my body because even though I am well built I don't workout or exercise at all and I look like shit basically. Also i'm underweight and that is a cutoff for women just as much as being overweight.


those are the only solid reasons I see to be honest family of mine

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wow she is cute.

sacue?

Lads I'm failing uni but relatively well off thanks to my senpai. If I'm average looking, no degree but not poor do I have a chance?

>get gf
>life is the best thing ever for two years
>slowly things change
>begin to get tired of gf
>break up
>life is the best thing ever for two years
>get tired of being alone
>start looking for gf

I'm just super lonely now...

are you me?
I've never had a relationship that lasted more than 2 years and am about to break up again.

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I only see excuses. Believe in yourself, user! Tomorrow you will ask a girl out and if she says No, it's her loss

I take really bad selfies so Tinder and online dating is doesn't work for me too well

Do I look like a faggot or something?

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Because I'm dedicated to bettering myself at the moment and it requires all of my attention.

Where do I meat a qt white gril like this? I am asian btw.

Good post. A wrong post, but a good post

it's probably from her vine account:
vine.co/u/958842362505863168

her youtube:
youtube.com/user/fancysinger/videos

that's cute

My mom said I'm not allowed to date girls till I'm done with grad school

I live in a town of 6000 people and the only qts are high schoolers. The available women that won't get me in trouble are single mothers and shit.
It's tough, plus I take shitty pictures so Tinder doesn't work well for me.

i have the autism and don't like talking to ppl

I don't understand why don't they make videos like this. Like porn but for feeling instead of fapping.

Because I'm a condescending scrawny punk who might have many interests, but none are real social hobbies I can share with people. Watching sports, for example. I don't see why any girl would choose to be my girlfriend

Tinder, rather than being something which helps the masses get laid, is only a tool for chad to pick up every girl out there. Why would a girl like you when muscle mc thunderfuck is on there too?

I implore you to delete it.

Kill me

Also I'm a fatass now and I don't really drink.

Women are a meme. Why would you want one in your life?

I'm much happier living the bachelor lifestyle, thank you very much. You betalords will too once you learn to disregard womemes as the succubi they truly are.

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go to an anime convention

90% of people there will be guys, but many of the 10% of women there have yellow fever

>tfw only match with chubby girls or bots
Fuck that shit, I'm going to just start asking girls I'm interested out in person now

I'm gay.

das gefühl wenn du an das gefühl wenn keine freundin erinnert werden tust

I masturbate 6 times per day
all days

why are ashkenazi jews so qt?
and why the fuck did we kill them?

wtf, i hate hitler now

Seinfeld?

I'm incapable of making anyone to like me, my life is boring as fuck, live with my parents at 29 (although not under their support), I lost interest in hanging out with people, I stopped caring about my image and put on a lot of weight, I have no ambition whatsoever, no goals or nothing.

So yeah, not the best option out there.

They can't find any woman who will degrade herself to that extent

Because they are bolsheviks that hate you and tried to take over your government

I'm 24 and bald.

h-hello

don't go out

First thing that came to my mind
>yfw even George got like 30 girlfriends over the course of the show

>all days
It's "everyday" in English

Also, I swear to god mods I will stop using this husk of a board if you delete this thread in the middle of my feels

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Oh come on... there's literally nothing wrong with being twenty four

but we could've at least spared the qts

Sperm has to come from somewhere

youtu.be/7T2oje4cYxw

>implying you didn't

pls, even at war you're a soldier seeing a cute valuable girl you just save her. You know it just like I know it.

>Had one before,

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I had one but we broke up after five years together. That was 8 months ago and I've just been trying to get as many different women since then, no commitment right now.

i-i could do that...

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y'all need to go on /soc/

they have real girls over there

"Come on user even Sheldon has a girlfriend and has had sex"

All around me are familiar places...

Because im a gurrl

I'm like Bielsa when it comes to women. I obsess too much over the ways to get them, I plan everything so much, put so much energy on them and try everything to go to plan that any small changes, delays or misteps fuck my shit over. Whenever I'm about to achieve something, I trust myself so little that end up screwing everything. And, of course, small meaningless victories are not worthy to me, so any easy women that approach me gets rejected right away.

In the end, I fap to my own principles alone and having won nothing.

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>alpha board
pick one

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sheem sleepy