Type a long ass reply on some topic

>type a long ass reply on some topic
>reread reply
>think "who cares"
>close the comment box without posting

Really great topic
Come up with a witty, if long-winded rebuttal
Solve captcha
404, Mod already deleted

Fuck this place. I'm going for a walk.

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>get triggerred by a post
>write a response
>read it and see how shitty it is
>close the box
Don't want to bring shame to the flag

>make a serious post
>only shitpost replies

sage for not Sup Forums

I am banned at least once a week from Sup Forums because of the autistic janitor. I bought a Sup Forums pass for the sole purpose of having shorter bans.

>make a meta thread
>first 3 comments are about how no one gives a shit

>Type a long reply
>reread it
>find one grammatical mistake
>think it should have many more mistakes that I can't see
>close tab without replying

>make a thread
>no one replies

I feel ya

>post in a active thread
>no posts after mine

>post in thread
>no one replies
>thread suddenly dies

>write well thought out reply and rebuttal to a misguided post
>get near the end
>"wait this is Sup Forums"
>change words and make it more derp
>fuck up the captcha
>"nah, im out"

>identify thread with potential
>have amazing idea for a post
>everyone loves it
>see the screencap posted sometimes in the future

I always get exactly one post after mine before it dies for some reason

and if I bring it back from the last page, the exact same thing will happen again

I know that feel. Now let the thread die.

>type up long informative post to informative thread
>submit
>404
>the janitor deleted the thread

Roll

>receive great repeating numerals
>thread dies before anyone can check

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ayyyy

>make a post
>get embarrassed
>click delete
>'you cannot delete this post'

>about to post in this thread
>decide not to

Ask about the identity of mods
Ask why they are such faggots
Get permabanned
Renew IP
Fuck it. I'm out.

>dox yourself by accident
>"you cannot delete a post so soon"

>think the thread is stupid
>come up with long arguments with solid points to post
>contemplate arguments in my mind
>discuss with my peers about the topic and the arguments at hand
>have lively discussion
>everyone eventually agrees the topic at hand is indeed stupid
>make a short synopsis of the discussion in one word:

KANKER

>post borderline pic in thread on blue board
>hope it 404s before you get b&
>every bump be like

>Somebody shits on your cunt
>Write rebutting post
>Reread your countryman posts
>Shit on your own cunt

>post a new post
>only shitty animefag reaction pics responses

>post something stupid
>cannot delete post
>take a long walk

Come up with the perfect retort.
Type it quickly, laughing
Solve captcha in 1 second
Go to hit [Post] and see 45 seconds remaining on cooldown

faaaaaaak

>take a long walk
Sounds healthier than how most people cope with these things.

>type a long ass reply on some topic
>get distracted
>wtf did i just write, was it even me
>close the comment box without posting

>Post an honest and friendly opinion or thought
>Get shit on

don't have shit opinions then

>see moronic post
>reply with scathing insult to their intelligence
>hit send
>notice spelling error

OLD
MEN

>>Post an honest and friendly opinion or thought
>>Get shit on
>use proxy to change flag
>suddenly responses are a lot friendlier

>join a super active thread with 100+ posts
>last post just seconds ago
>read the thread and post a few replies
>not a single post after yours
>thread dies

Too true
Makes me just want to shit post

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fuck off burgers

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