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South Africa edition

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1st for banter and slags

yanks in

now then cocka

v. dissappointed in your link OP

youtube.com/watch?v=AZjwCmJrnlY

hey guys

hey one of the few countries we haven't invaded

""country""

>tfw spent 600 quid on fucking tools today

Why are they so expensive

Ah, I see you are a gentlesir with taste who browses Reddit, like myself. *tip*

and now look at the state of you hahahahh

oh how the mighty have fallen

tell me about luxembourg

>apprenticeships
screeching

>quid

t. paki

no

Spend a few bob on a massive tool a while back myself
Which reminds me, tell your mum I want my boxers back

*megs you*
*does a dragback just as you lunge in rashly with a revenge tackle*

this is a working class general

what's the difference between quid, pound, pence, and euro?

Ordered a garlic butter stuffed crust from Hut lads

I am weak

*leaves the EU*
Quite lovely out here. Haha alri Norway haha

quid = pound
pence = 1/100 pound
euro = shit

alright then fuck off you daft little cunt

>third team for five straight years
>80 year old part time PE sub couldn't be fucked to actually teach anything, actual teachers were too busy focusing on first and second teams
>every PE lesson in the winter was just banter and a kickabout with my mates without any oversight or supervision

Top stuff.

>trouble with that is, people stop thinking they're jokes because they make too much sense

so when someone says they paid "70p" for something they mean 70 cents?

>third team

the fucking state of you mate

They mean 70 pence

no, they mean 70 pence

wanted this one to be educational init

Pound sterling is the currency, often just called the pound. Quid is the slang name, much the same as buck is to dollar. Pence is the decimal subdivision, one hundred pence to the pound. Euros are for benders.

70p is £0.70 or $0.87

>Norway
absolute joke

want to do a willy-inside-girl
*surreptitiously opens contact list*

What a shit general "lads".

Highly dissapointed

Why is doggystyle with a girl so hot? I cum in like 2 minutes from it

quid = ancient Latin word
pound = what I do to sissy brit bois
pence = Mike "Christian Sharia" Pence
euro = alternative spelling of "yuro"

Who /theChase/ here?

>people who can't accept they're wrong

Is there anything more annoying?

>so when someone says they paid "70p" for something they mean 70 cents?

...

Except I'm clearly not wrong am I? Twat

really made me think

*shows you evidence that you're wrong*

stupid americans

there's some biological brain whatever thing some top science lads figured out that basically means when you tell someone they're wrong it just makes them think they're even more right for having been persecuted

explains a lot

*continues to claim the Holocaust happened*

That 2-year-old sounds pretty smart

bit rude

legitimately love these ngl

If you try and show them how they're wrong or argue you can never win and they will never fucking accept they're wrong.

can't remember if i took my long acting insulin

...

Is there still that twitter account that just collated obviously bullshit tweets about conversations with children?

I think they ended up in some controversy 'cause being featured resulted in tonnes of abuse

>my dentist today was a girl in my year at school

Fucking weird.

She's Indian and not qt though.

...

I'll give you my long acting insulin...

if you know what I mean

legitimately got a half-chub after reading this post

top stuff!

juhnahamean?

Sup Forums in a nutshell

hate this depression shite

Feel sad now

why do they gain lying like from this? really causes one to ponder

*emptiness intensifies*

attention

does a runty cunty little mong need any other reason to act?

I'm sorry

back from work lads.

what have i missed today? any news? any new gimmicks?

>Depression

sick of seeing this from you sad twats. Just go travelling, make music, go to festivals, go to clubs, hangout with your friends, find a gf, start working out

All such easy ways to get over your depression

>people in my year/my friends are all doing work or studying in far-off places and being adults and shit now
except for the girl who was arrested for diddling a kid

kinda makes you think

*tumbles inwardly for hours on end each and every night trying to figure out where everything went so wrong and why nobody seems to care enough to help despite my obvious pain and suffering*

My dentist is a divorced 50 year old greek guy going through a very insane midlife crisis

trump is president

>girl who was arrested for diddling a kid

Explain

i don't aye
same

who?

my penis and/or cum

president elect*

lol this netted you a lot of (You)s last night. well i think it was you.

>except for the girl who was arrested for diddling a kid
was she hot?

just found out i was most likely fiddled with as a child, lads

what do i do with this information?

my penis and/or cum

I am Greek

wank

Ate a steak with a butter knife because they dont allow knives on campus

bait

Controversial opinion: worshipping Jesus instead of God is heretical

man or woman? if woman tell me everything spare no details

How did you find out?

Get the diddler done mate

Jesus is God

suppress it lad.

how do you not remember?

...

god is a delusion held only by the weak minded

EXTREMELY heretical

Why is the internet on my ps4 so slow, I get 20mb/s on my pc but it's fucking 5 on the ps4

I laughed then felt bad

RIP FOYs

>Protestant calling anyone a heretic

bit boring for a catholic headstone

>mfw my life is so much better since I started believing in God

ps4s are shit and can't download things fast