/brit/ - DUDE SHOES LMAO: Edition
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>de gay
anime is for squares
*knocks on your door*
putin will sit next to hitler, stalin and mao in the afterlife
You lads gonna watch the footy in 45 bings?
will the men kick the ball?
*Waits for you to go away*
how did you find my gf
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fast food ruined his skin
Ah yes, Australians.
>Missed the autistic greentext story thread
Fuck SAKE
bet you loved that didn't you, you little gimmickster.
IT'S OVER FOR THE GLOBALISTS
is he semi ironic or not i never actually watched him
can't believe I share the world with people who take alex jones seriously
actually cannot wait to spend my evening watching 22 millionaires kick an inflated ball of leather around a field for 90 minutes. Not including half time of course where I'll be treated to some top-notch analysis of the millionaires, how they're playing and what they're doing wrong by a panel of experts, consisting of course of millionaires.
hes completly serious about everything he says
i say we take those millionaires wages and give them to the soldiers and junior doctors
Where should all the money go in your opinion?
>france
your flag fades more by the day
Yes he will
He's 100% correct on everything.
>Go on Tinder date
>Go on two with same girl
>Says she's not interested after 2nd date
>Okay.jpg
>3 weeks pass
>Messages me out of the blue with some bullshit. Just a reason to talk.
>Ask her what she really wants.
>Says she made a mistake, wants a 3rd date. Invites herself over to mine to cook me dinner
>Comes over, we chat a bit and watch TV.
>Eat dinner
>Watch some more TV and chat
>Put my arm out on the sofa to kind of invite her in
>Moved to other end of sofa
>Show ends, makes excuses an leaves
>Doesn't reply to message next day
Fuck this dating bullshit. Might as well literally another species..
Worst of all I spent literally 10 hours cleaning my flat because it was an absolute tip.
just did a chipper
Having a go of Black Ops III on the PS4 lad
I'm the fuckin Da Vinci of rolling fags
why to our brave boys fighting in raghead country obviously mate
footballers let you down every week. Soldiers? never let you down.
right you are son
listening to music about God, or Gott as germans like to call Him
taking my daily dose of Brain Force™ lads
I played MW1 Remaster yesterday, brought back the mems
Timestamp
looks a bit loose by the filter
fucking politicians. put them on footballers wages and see how fast things change
the question is
does alex take himself seriously
what's my social security number?
fuck off yank
I did enjoy Eric Andre crashing his speech
Can you get the remaster by itself or do I have to buy infinite warfare? really not interested in that
>it's a "user has to lock away his knives, empty glass bottles and belts in the drawer in the living room so he doesn't try to hurt/kill himself"
Ah, yes. "depression".
Does the ride ever end?
I'm going to end up self harming tonight. I fucking guarantee it. Fucking kill me.
wallet is empty
cupboard is bare
body is starving
mind is dead
>+ degrees
Time to put the parka back in the wardrobe, lads.
redpill me on ziggy stardust
need a bf
Boo hoo go fuck yourself you white faggot. Go be a little self-worshiping crackkker, you Satan-worshiping piece of worthless shit. You think you're a good guy? You're not. You're a bad person. Everyone is bad except for Almighty god.'m sorry for you, your parents must be complete retards. And you think you can spit on this peaceful and prosperous land built by my people who worshiped Jesus/God since arriving here thousands of years before you neanderthal cave beasts and you think you can worship Satan on this land? You should be hanged, faggot. You better be a good little boy. We're a lot less lenient than that white faggots like you. We want a comfy society for people who worship God. If you are unwilling to submit to Jesus, the one true God, we will destroy you. If we were like Jesus, we would let you overcome us, but we are flawed sinners, who want to live in a comfy society. If you want to worship your own power instead of thanking God and repenting, if you want to worship your own strength, I'm sorry for the pain you will feel. You will pay for the 'sins of our past', crackkker. God forgives those who repent. If you think that was bad, our damage output is going to be off the charts after all these years of being held down by the satanic establishment. Try us, little bitch
ahahahaha you fucking sad act cunt
>boo hoo I'm so sad
get over yourself
the so-called gf
just copped a kindle lads
please recommend me a good book about the British empire that's not written from a leftie perspective
Need someone to suck my dick on the dl
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buy a huge bottle of expensive liquor and drink it all
Why would an Irishman post the word "starving" when it is almost guaranteed to garner a potato famine related response?
He's like the pro wrestling of politics.
fuck me lads I fucking miss being a student and drinking those 3 for £5 big bottles of beer on a weeknight and smoking rollies
FUCK
if the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses it's disgusting
and if the tories cared, they'd tax the bankers the bonuses 90%
i'll do that for you
will I ever find love lads?
Is Estonia a good country to live in? them and the others don't seem to come over here in droves like the Polish do.
They're not that bothered by it
Where lad?
Love how much the gays really appreciate a man's cock. Women take it for granted tbqh
>Female 'comedians'
>Donald Trump has seen aliens
>Donald Trump knows who killed JFK
>Donald Trump knows how evil Hillary really is
>Donald Trump knows what happens in Area 51
>Donald Trump knows the world's darkest secrets just by memeing his way up to the top
*applause*
>Expresso
at the end of the day mate if all the eton tories who went to harrow school had gone to comprehensives then perhaps we'd still have the grammar schools actually
Having a cup of exprexxo, lads
>Fucking kill me
sounds like you already have that taken care of mate
>multibillionaire
>not already at the top
wat
It's true that Estonians dont really go to the UK. As far as I've heard people only go there for Cambridge uni.
What did he mean by this?
Donald Trump hasn't even read Faust by Goethe so I can't take him serious
N. London
even better when it's a str8 guys cock
Lee Harvey oswald killed JFK.
Fucking PS4 and it's updates, doing my noggin
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doubt it was that extreme, probably more like
>look at all the covert shit russia is doing to us, now you can see why we're acting so hostile to them
>look at why we negotiated with iran, in our best interests
>look at how fucked the economy is
then he realised he won't be able to do half the shit he promised
calculated risk
Business isn't politics
And apple isnt an orange
Shit out of luck lad, too far away
Ahh well, worth a try
Really getting bored of how Bremainers/Anti-Trump supporters etc give interviews telling us why we voted against them.
"It was a protest vote!"
"They wanted change no matter who it was"
"They voted X because they were angry!"
Etc
FUCK OFFFFFF
How would you describe the exact feeling of getting a (You)?
Seeing the thread update and that little red exclamation point
What would you compare the feeling to?
>implying they told him anything
they told pence. trump will be gone within the year.
think i'll apply for a job building the wall lads
here's your answer
He's totally anti-establishment, bro!
Zwei Seelen wohnen, ach! in meiner Brust"
>Apply for grad scheme
>Scheme application date passes
>They remove both the apply button and log in so I can't see where my application is up to
ah yes, very impressive.
business people are higher up than politicians. why do you think politicians suck them off for taxes and investment
I don't care about (You)s, so they naturally come to me.
Like when you think you've eaten all the malteasers and then you see one more at the bottom of the packet
OI BOOK NERDS ANSWER ME
:'(
unless you have listened to Faust by Faust then I can't take /you/ serious
Can confirm it smoked v well
I'm not timestamping a fuckin rollie
saw some speccy twat playing Pokemon Go today LOL
a completely impartial history of britain
>them and the others don't seem to come over here in droves like the Polish do.
The Poles outnumber the Estonians by over thirty to one in their home countries lad.
I mean sure, ten countries joined the EU in 2004, but if you look at their population then the Poles were over 50% of the lot.
Trillionaires are higher yes
Trump is not a trillionaire
Cheer up lad. I'll fill you with my seed in the next life
Wtf I'm moving to Estonia now.
>"At least I'll go down as a president"
>*drops mic*
>*pics up mic*
>I'd like to congratulate president-elect trump
This is why I'm glad trump won because of everyone putting everything on their sleeve with their opinions
go ask /lit/ you bottomfeeding cretin
Some ordered a nice big pizza and a juicy burger from the pakis lads phwoar cannot WAIT for it to get here
no one is a trillionaire you spastic Lol