Yuropoors will never know this feel

Yuropoors will never know this feel

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Merifats will never know this feel

Nice try Nigel, there's no grass in Australia

everyone has holiday backyard shit. God you guys are backwards.

Why are they only 6 feet apart? No wonder Hayne sucks in the NFL, Aussies are unathletic as fuck

>no snakes
>no giant spiders
>no abbos sniffing petrol
>no fairy bread and vegimite toast waiting for the tea break

That is not Australia

is this wiffle cricket?

>no poison-spitting cane toads
>no barren wastelands

Is this the Australian pastime of "WITNESS ME"?

>nigel
>australia

In Australian English it is a colloquial term for a male social misfit or a friendless person, originating from the name being unusual in the 1980s and alliterating with "no-friends" (both start with n).[5]

>America
>playing catch with dad and talking about life
>Australia
>30 year old playing cricket with his mom and his three step dads

Why is Australia such shit? How disappointed were Aussies when Fury Road didn't win best documentary at the Oscars?

>commenting about how the angle of the pictures was taken

damn you murricans on this board are literally autistic

Why's that guy have a boom mic?

Was this televised?

It has nothing to do with the angle you illiterate yam

This is a good question

this is exactly what I came in the thread to post

backyard/beach cricket is GOAT

Americans will never know this feel

Damn how do we dominate every Olympics then?

foreigners

Good luck proving that, shitlord

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. How fat are foreigners if fat Americans are making the rest of the world our bitch?

I played tennis with my dad every Sunday. Bit more fun than throwing a fucking ball.

>American trying to be relevant

>says American Olympians are all foreigners

>Literally have to be an American national in order to be on the American team

How does it feel to live a boring, irrelevant, shit tier country?

>Indonesia posting on an American website

yuros will never know this feel

Feels good man

>Bit more fun than throwing a fucking ball.

I stopped reading right there.

>tennis

Nice sport you've got there Sven. Let me know when you are able to beat a fucking wall

the fuck is that shit

>boreball

fuck off fatass

>tfw your dad never had time for you

what is that, a walkway for ants?!

I feel you

Nice flag fellow first world

legit question: how fun is that? in movies it always looked like it's just an excuse to talk to your dad

Feels bad man

>in movies it always looked like it's just an excuse to talk to your dad

that's the point dude, it's called bonding

fuck off european cletus

if you have a cool dad it's fun af and you love baseball and get good at it

if your dad is a douche it's not fun because he starts throwing the ball harder and harder to try and make you tougher but it just makes you not want to play catch with him

youtube.com/watch?v=XB2ZytduI7Q

>Yuros will never have memes read live on TV

>if your dad is a douche it's not fun because he starts throwing the ball harder and harder to try and make you tougher but it just makes you not want to play catch with him

homosexual detected

"countries" that don't like baseball need to gtfo of existence

you guys should try and play altinha with your kids, it's really fun and will make them good at a sport that matters to the rest of the world

youre a pussy if your dad didnt come into your room late a night and made you put on a singlet and pracitce wrestling every night. I got really good. One morning mommy wasnt home anymore though so we started wrestling after dinner and when i was sleeping. I was really good after that, came in 6th at state

i think you got raped bro

>wiffle ball doesn't exist

>tfw your dad taught you how to play baseball, football, basketball and soccer
:)
>tfw your dad was the head coach of all your little league teams across all sports
:)
>tfw your dad died a month before you turned 10
:(

>altinha

literally never heard of it

or horseshoes, or cornhole, or lawndarts, or badmitten or washers...

that post was a roller coaster of emotion

The only reason rounders is a thing where you live is because you got cucked.

youtube.com/watch?v=M75vWh87MAQ

really fun, lad

There guys are better, though:
youtube.com/watch?v=FFW9d6Wl2v4

mfw thankfully Canadians will never know the embarrassment of owning a piece of property with a walkway designed by a complete fucking idiot.

Also: how many types of cheap fencing can one favela have, ffs?
Or is this some kind of prison compound?

sorry, bro.

be a great dad yourself, one day. and tell your kids all about your dad.

All of Australia is a prison compound

Id rather kick a ball back and forth and try to see how much of a pass you can put in it.

you're an idiot, m8

...

>throwing a ball
>fun

i swear America is literally two different countries (at least). we'd be so much better off if the fatass rednecks had their own place to call home

>playing catch with your dad makes you a fatass redneck
Let me guess, you'd rather your dad sat you down with your other dad and discussed the teachings of Marx over a plate of hummus?

Which position do you play for the Nippon Ham Fighters?

t. Hillary voter

knew some faggot was going to post this response.

>i'm tough my dad threw the ball hard at me

eat shit bitch tits

Designated ham fighter

Seriously, you sound like a gigantic pussy, I bet you wear a seatbelt when you are sitting in the back seat

kek

>air force enlisted scum

dont you have some tires to change or gas to pump grease monkey pleb?

Kek

they probably practice goal kicking drills or some weird shit

Nah they practice sucking each other off in preparation for penis inspection day

who /toughguy/ here?

Playing "soccer" with your dad is far more enjoyable you fucking faggot.

> one on one soccer
>fun
but that's wrong desu

why did you say football twice?

>Needing an oversized padded mit to catch a squishy ball
No wonder americans are so soft.

>tfw your dad drilled you in BBall

>tfw you only grow up to be 5'8

>implying I didn't play pesäpallo
nice try burger

>squishy ball
confirmed for never touching a baseball

>tfw four inches shorter than your dad

I live in the united states of murica.
Over here, football = american football and soccer = association football
I thought you britbongs were smart enough to realize that by now, but I guess not.

I used to do that with a hackey sack.

>needing gloves to catch a ball
sissies

youtube.com/watch?v=XYl97FSbKY0

I like to throw and catch the rugby ball

>tfw your dad died a month before you turned 10
iktfb

>tfw your mum and dad forgot about you after your little brother was born when you were 4
>tfw basically no parental love or teaching because they concentrated their efforts on the little fuck just because he almost died when he was born
>tfw you leave the house when you were 17 after high school and they didnt even say anything
>tfw you haven seen them since 5 years ago
>tfw you are 26 now and cant even remember a funny anecdote or whatever about them

This suddenly became very 3rd world for my taste.

underrated post

>tfw gonna make my first born nigglet a pro athlete

How does backyard cricket work? Looking at how small the picture is that Aussie posted, I feel like I'd just hit sixes nonstop.

Also, here's a story
>Sitting in a park last week
>Hear the sound of people playing catch
>Turn to my wife
>"That sounds like people throwing a baseball"
>Turn around
>It IS people throwing a baseball
>Want to say hi to my fellow Americans but too autistic

Neat story eh?

hitting a six is out in backyard cricket m8. you play for 4s, one bounce catches and bowled outs

>Burgers will never know this feel

shortstops catch baseballs with their hands sometimes. line drives, that would make a normal person's hand hurt for two weeks.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backyard_cricket#Rules

>the only exciting play in cricket is an out in backyard cricket

lol you fucking cucks

>if it isnt a 6 its not exciting

stick to baseball my american friend

its not a spectator sport