What's a little thing about your country that only true natives recognize or know?

What's a little thing about your country that only true natives recognize or know?

My favourite is that shouting "Alan" at a festival will 99% of the time result in someone shouting "Alan" back at you.

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Whenever someone trips of falls down, if someone calls out "böghögen", literally "gay pile", everyone is supposed to throw themselves on the guy on the ground.

stealing this

We do that in here without the gay part

we do that here as well without the gay part

Only kids do that...
My teachers told us not to form gaypiles because u could die

We use "moche", which doesn't mean anything besides it, I don't think.

>flag
certainly can not say I'm surprised

You don't spread foie gras on your bread. Put it, but don't spread it.
It means ugly in french.

Como se pronuncia, como môche?

Also, you don't leave the bread upside down, it brings bad luck.

Actually, now that I think about it, I think it's an anglicanism for "Mosh", as in mosh-pit.

Pronounced roughly the same.

Pinch, punch, first day of the month. No returns.

being at least 10 minutes earlier to a meeting. just to be punctual. Doesn't matter if you go to a Business-meeting. A Date. Or if you go drinking with your teenage friends.

This is actually a clever scheme by the government to find non-citizens.

Mett and Mettbrötchen.
It's raw pork (on bread).

Best weapon against Islamisation. Take our pork and you put yourself in danger.

Video speaks for itself

youtube.com/watch?v=C_rttgtyigc

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Anybody who likes the fake syrup should die

it tastes like semen mixed with molasses

Sweds are fantastic.

Is it safe to eat raw meat?

>Alan
>not HEEEELGA

Here we shout 'hoer" (whore) at festival campings

we cal it "burgari", means burger.
it's dangerous, kid at my school broke his leg

Of course. the butcheries get controlled every week and have really harsh health &safety standards.

every animal gets checked by a vet before it gets processed.

it's not a third world slaughterhouse.

In the US you yell "play freebird"

but, it's not as funny as it used to be.

yes, we eat a lot of raw meat, preferably with onions

More common knowledge in Sweden

youtube.com/watch?v=URgdIAz4QNg

What is wrong with you guys?

it can give you ass-worms, but usually there's raw onions mixed through, and you put pepper on it, this all helps to desinfect it a bit

same here

Waiting at the red light of a deserted junction at 4am

>tfw

Okay when i was there I experienced the Alan thing. Is this some internet meme or is there a story behind it?

dyslexia

We say "al bollo"

>go at a concert.

>scream "HELGA"

>...

>Profit.

You mean "Karambol"

When playing a game of beer bowling: youtube.com/watch?v=ArOmMPjDf3A
Once the beer is tilted, you and your buddy share it and put a new one in its place.

When playing it and someone walks on the field(mostly at festival), anyone can shout "tigermis" and people then have to tackle the person walking on the field. If it's you or your teammate who manages to do so, the other team gets a penalty of one beer.
Skanderborg, the second largest festival, banned the use of it last year, due to people getting injured.

Best translation I can do of tigermis is "Tiger Vagina"¨

Also Beer Bowling is THE ultimate drinking game, nothing beats it.

>Soittakaa paranoid!

this

food that is taco material and food that doesn't

if you have a good butcher, then yes
I wouldn't do it with meat bought in a supermarket

playing bulldogs

Only Mexicans can eat a tostada without splitting it or spilling the toppings

Better video too explain why beer bowling is the best thing ever.
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Chilean language.

How does this happen? How do you write it down?

>result in someone shouting "Alan" back at you.

it's meant to be 'STEVE' you utter plonker

SPARTANS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

How to walk the street at midnight without crossing your path with narcos... unless they are looking for you, of course

Singing God Save the Queen at large sporting events at random points

Texans with remembering the Alamo

this looks like a post from pakistan or india, not fucking belgium

first worlders are amazingly third world at unexpected things

Those 'vomitbags' are especially nice.

WTF. Like raw-raw? or is it cured meat?

that punk one?

no the proper one

It's minced raw pork. Fresh meat from the butcher. You shouldn't wait too long eating it. Especially in summer.

I never liked this stuff raw desu. My landlord used to make me eat it as a child.
But i love when you put it on the grill, it tastes amazing.
>What's a little thing about your country that only true natives recognize or know?
People aren't very ashamed of nudity, so if you go to a beach to swim, you will probably see some titties at some point because people will just change right at the beach.

why did arnold legit children look nothing like him?
that guy is the bastard of the affair he had with the spic goblin maid ha he has the alpha string looks
really makes you think

jesus fucking christ
how many of your family members have been beheaded?

everyone loves old king tito even tho everyone blames gommies for taking inventing bosniaks montenegrins and macedonians, and giving croats clay with serbs

Paska kaupunni

t. finn

How do you get fat when you're Arnold's son? How do you not feel like a piece of shit when looking at the godlike physique that your father had? baka

wtf

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I grew up in the UK and we did the same but shouted 'pile on'. We also had something called riot patrol, which was where someone started a fight and then about 30 people or more jumped on the both of them shouting riot patrol over and over.

And what do you do when you all meet there 10 minutes earlier?
>being italian: everyone knows the meeting will take place 20 minutes later.

his two sons have his brow
the thin one moreso, he actually looks a lot like him

Include me in the screencap

>imlpying there is a difference at this point

If you are ever want to seem like an American just say "Tony Romo sucks"
Eveyone will invite you to a cookout on Sunday to have tasteless beer and overcooked cheeseburgers

It's more like "fag pile", gay sounds too neutral desu.

Explain this Brazil. I bet that is unique to you
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Dunno, a lot of people walk barefoot during summer to stores and stuff...

who would have thought.

t.Oulu

>look at the milk cart!
???

>during summer

shoes are optional all year round

in Michigan we call the night before Halloween "Devil's night" and apparently the rest of the country doesn't.

Newfoundland stuff
>the night before christmas eve is tibb's eve
>for two weeks before christmas, we dress up in rags and wierd shit, then go to our neighbour's homes and drink their booze
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...

Why?
Where did this come from?

Getting circumcised when a boy reaches pre-teen stage. Dumb natives treat it like it's a step towards a male's maturity.
Being uncut is also treated like an insult against you.

brought across from the fengal region of ireland during the early 1800's, not quite sure why wew

a part of it is the host trying to figure out who's who also

>go to concert
>shout "Slayer"
>bunch of people shout back "Slayer" or "fucking Slayer"

It's a good feel actually.

we say "spaudžiam sūrį"
loved doing that as a kid

At every festival like woodstock or other if you'd shout "Zaraz będzie ciemno" (It's going to get dark) you'll receive "Zamknij się" (Shut up). That's from "Rrrrrrrrrrr".

reaching 15 years of age, you have to climb the great tree and meet your simian ancestors

being at least 10 minutes later to a meeting. just to be punctual because you already knows that everybody will come later. Doesn't matter if you go to a Business-meeting. A Date. Or if you go drinking with your teenage friends.