/heem/: mad dog edition

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

PREVIOUS THREAD: NEWS:

>Chiesa-Ferguson confirmed
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/michael-chiesa-vs-tony-ferguson-official-as-ufc-fight-night-91-headliner-on-july-13

>UFC FN 87 bonuses
mmafighting.com/2016/5/8/11636036/ufc-rotterdam-bonuses-4-fighters-receive-performance-of-the-night

>Condit allegedly in training for Diaz rematch
mmamania.com/2016/5/8/11616994/former-interim-ufc-welterweight-champion-carlos-condit-apparently

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=MqduDunnrxM
vimeo.com/165676287
twitter.com/AnonBabble

So...

Who else wants to see Overeem vs Bigfoot 2?

I know I cannot be the only one.

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Post some KK webms from today

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keen af for 200

consider the following:

ufc 202
nate vs conor
nick vs gunnie

I think he's getting fired.

condit vs nick II in the works breh.

gunny would rag doll both diaz bros

Brendan Schaub.

>You will never attend a UFC event.

that's mean.

This t.bh, Diaz bros don't want none of that. Nick would probably lose and then complain that Gunni wasn't standing the entire time

>rare flag and quads

idk if he'd be eager to take nick down desu

>he doesnt want Hunt vs Bigfoot 3

Rare flag with the assistance of quads. Noice.

You live in America
Don't let your dreams be memes
Imagine how Bangladesh feels

Why is Bigfoot so alpha lads? He heemed the reem, made him look like a little baby. Bigfoot p4p GOAT honestly

Who /sadforbigfoot/ here

This dude is so based.

Wow I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.

Is that Dern? fucking dropped

>ywn be Big Brown

BJJers fucking LOVE Islam

youtube.com/watch?v=MqduDunnrxM

mfw

He seems like a nice guy desu.
I wish he knew when to call it quits.
Maybe he has no other options.

>U-turn2Allah

rizin or bellator is the best option if he still wants to fight

>Silva faced Stefan Struve on May 8, 2016 at UFC Fight Night 87. Silva lost via TKO in the first round.[38] After the fight, Silva announced that he will be retiring from mixed martial arts.

good, he looked like someone threw some bones into a skin bag

he's trash without roids

For sure Rizin. Bellator actually has standards for drug testing, and Bigfoot needs trt just to function as a normal human being.

Citation needed

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Condit's not training for Nick Diaz. He was running sprints on snapchat and made a joke about it because his detractors claim he spent that fight running from Diaz. It's not happening.

Muslims aren't darkies you flaming faggot. Nobody "drops" chicks for wearing a hijab.

Also, KEK "fucking dropped". From what?

>Bigfoot p4p GOAT honestly
Oh yeah, he's miles above gsp.

wtf are you talking about, Ahmed?

I keep an excel doc with the names of all my fightfus in it so I don't forget any/can rank them. I've removed her entry.

thats pretty autistic

Best MMA KO ever.

Tragic. I'll console her when she's back from Mecca. :^)

Do you plan on teaching your children the Quran, Achmed?

this

back up dude
back up dude

Happy monday, lads.

Less than a week to witness Werdum saying jebem ti matter on Miocic's ear.

mater

i prefer this

Bisping Vs Romero next

Reminder Miocic and Velasquez are both more American than they are Croatian or Mexcian

one of the GOAT just bleed moments

IT'S STEEPAY

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noice

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Artem's reaction is priceless

he could have killed that guy

rare

So?

the man would have died?

fuck almighty what a fuckhead
who is this??

Aoki never fails to amuse or amaze in victory.
Of the Top 10 subs of all-time he's got at least two or three.

how new are you? that's babalu choking david heath.

Buffer lol.
settles into his chair, ready for the fight, literally a half second later it's over. He's stunned for two seconds.
Then back to work.

Please don't cut us with all those edgy edges, Captain Edgemaster.

>tfw McGoober beats Diaz, beats Frankie, beats RDS, beats Lawler, then goes and KOs Mayweather and makes 500 mil that night

How many rounds would Mayweather last against McGregor?

HEMA FINALS LIVE IN 4 BINGS

ten seconds

First card: tito/sham 1.
Been on the boards here since 2005.
You?

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he wouldn't even last a round with most upper echelon WBWs

I'LL RUN THROUGH THE ENTIRE ROSTER

All of that will happen minus beating Diaz.

He will never beat Nate.

WHY IS MY IP SPANISH IF I'M IN PARIS?

You are posting from your smartphone.

I am posting from my ASUS ROG laptop, do you want to die Americano?

Seriously, why do people even like Mayweather? I don't get it.

He wins.

Boring wins = best ever?

Just to clarify, I mean in a boxing match

He ducked competition

Good afternoon, heembros. Went to see a movie and didn't come to the internet before watching GoT. How's everyone doing?

boring = shit?

Could McGregor beat Werdum? What about Overeem?

mma is gay

if you look above in the thread, it seems like youve garnered some sympathy

MFW do they ask the male fighters to pose like that?
"Take me seriously as an athlete, while I show you my ass."
Pathetic.

reminder

>watching game of xena warrior princess

>A boxer
>Against not a boxer
>In a boxing match
Gee I don't know

>huge nose
dropped

big nigga balls

5v5 in 10 bings

this is the most memorable for me, not just because it was so dramatic and emphatic, but that, once he's down, Bisping looks as if he's wearing a white top hat, which makes even funnier and more enjoyable.

hello bangbro, how'd you like the episode? i really hate this freaking wall story desu

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*cringe* that you felt you had to mention that, and this is coming from Canada - we're the cringiest at this.

the reem docu latest episode for the ones who havent seen it
vimeo.com/165676287

its always top quality enjoy

ASUS?
Sounds like you made that up.
If it was a real company, they'd have customer service.