average brit gril edition
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*chokeslams you*
10/10 honkers
Look at those knockers
>Chile
Post boipucci
repeal and replace obamacare
She could pass for Alabama.
The state. kek.
hold tight the square
You into anal properly then? How long you been going for..
that's not a brit that's a scouser
you're gonna get used to it
erm
Liverpool will win the title this year tbqh
Kloppo is the best manager by far in the prem, poop has been exposed and we already beat Cunte away
SHE IS STEALING BASKETBALLS
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the middle eastern ting
So I bought a few books because I wanna start reading. Used to read occasionally but that was years ago.
Got LOTR because I love the movies, Dune caught my eye as I had heard a quote from it a few times...and the other book was just random.
I didn't have a clue what I was looking for.
>TFW Liverpool fan
>TFW that was my favourite jersey for a while
Need a high school gf who i can manipulate
running a bath lads, need some comfy tv to watch whilst soaking
the STATE of alabama
Yeah, how about that
*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*
paedophile scum
Pakis at the shop fucked up my order
shes' not middle eastern
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Read everything on this list except bottoms dream which is a meme
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imagine her screaming
>got a thing about taking a bath/shower at the same time everynight
>usually pretty early at 5-6pm
>feel weird when I don't shower at the right time
Fuck off reddit twat
Hey Scott.
Boris Johnson is a complete charlatan.
been awake since 6pm yesterday, still can't get to sleep because i feel so fucking anxious i can't deal with this lads, everything's a mess
>reading fiction
disgusting
shouldn't be giving pakis money in the first place.
rorke
is that Liverpool
Right, I'm getting myself a kebab now, what else should I get lads? It's from abrekebabra
what happened
i for one would like to see millions more female miners and sewage workers
en.wikipedia.org
in pleasure right?
Shouldn't go to a place where Pakis make Mexican food la
I used to work in an indian takeaway as the token whiteboi
ask me anything
there's an absolutely tidy chinese restaurant on the other side of the road from there
Thanks!
>reading
>reddit
very good, son
how do planes work?
yeah but she's clearly white
you're not suggesting her race is determined by where she was born are you? preposterous notion
dunno, they look good but i don't think they're ready just yet
it's like tottenham last season, they look good but they're not ready to actually properly challenge
i reckon it'll be chelsea or city. arsenal and liverpool in with a shout too
gonna be a tight season at the top
>anouncing reports
not gonna say i reported you, but you know...
doing a draw x
This is such a fucking shit list for getting into reading Jesus Christ.
Based Chili Cheese Fries.
good edition
good post
I heard Liverpool is like Catalonia in England.
Is that true? Which region is memed most of the time for being so different?
Still could cuck her bf.
what is a planet
catalonia is like scotland you crazy nip
read beaver towers mate
>16/17
>underage
Fucking yanks. Cant even legally touch a pint glass until they're 21
Eveyones a massive manchild
Is it a trap?
gf just faxed me this
>beaver towers
Isn't that a kids book?
>you're not suggesting her race is determined by where she was born are you?
i said middle eastern
not arab
did you ever see the rest of the staff washing their hands
doing a post
London
>Shitterton
ahahahahahaha
Check out The Way of Kings by Sanderson if you wanna get into Epic Fantasy
having a bath lolling at how much clean potable water im sweating in right now
wew
your gf is an annoying cunt who needs to shave her fanny
ah yes
sleeping pattern is fucked and broke up with gf 3 weeks ago, just seen a photo of her with a 'friend' who likes her, but she claimed she didn't have feelings for
If you want somewhere to start, here's some entry level books from the chart:
Ficciones
The Stranger
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Siddhartha
Nineteen Eighty Four
The Metamorphosis (Kafka)
Notes From Underground
Catch 22
The Crying of Lot 49
The Catcher in the Rye
Brave New World
Slaughterhouse Five
The Grapes of Wrath
The Great Gatsby
yes and its a masterpiece
where is the rorke nationalists in the UK like the basques of spain?
im gonna say clacton but i don't know if that's why they vote carswell . suspet it's just because he used to be their tory
you need to die m8
Fucking leafs, thinking they aren't just yanks by extension
Are you that tribe eating mouse in the council house according to park ji sung chant?
How'd they get so much ice through a tiny opening?
lots of speed and stuff
a big rock
>did you ever see the rest of the staff washing their hands
yes
the only guys that don't are the delivery guys
WORK
TOMORROW
JUST
FUCK
>wasting water
after browsing Sup Forums for a bit I think the average IQ over there is about 87
yeah, same
turn this upside and you have a real waifu
updating windows security essentials definitions right now, taking for fucking ever
x
>has never updated
Lad you literally have a shit ton of exploits and backdoors in your Windows now
If anyone wanted your card info they could just pull it up now
>tfw walking around at 2am on a night out with the lads singing "the white man marches on" song at the top of our lungs while drunk as fuck
I'm surprised some paki or cultural Marxist didn't attack us desu
ikr, wish someone would do me in
swing down sweet chariot stop and let me ride
The Great Gatsby is a good one to start on, it's only like 120 pages long
are there any pics where she resembles a human?
at least you survived today
wish i had woke friends
musclefood order arrived today lads
>Ywn be on the civil service fast stream
>Ywn become a mid ranking diplomat at a medium sized embassy after your first ten years and get 100k, able to mortgage one of those nice houses in London with the black and white chequered floors.
injected by syringe
rorke
wish I had mates like you
on the bus