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average brit gril edition

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*chokeslams you*

10/10 honkers

Look at those knockers

>Chile
Post boipucci

repeal and replace obamacare

She could pass for Alabama.

The state. kek.

hold tight the square

You into anal properly then? How long you been going for..

that's not a brit that's a scouser

you're gonna get used to it

erm

Liverpool will win the title this year tbqh

Kloppo is the best manager by far in the prem, poop has been exposed and we already beat Cunte away

SHE IS STEALING BASKETBALLS

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the middle eastern ting

So I bought a few books because I wanna start reading. Used to read occasionally but that was years ago.

Got LOTR because I love the movies, Dune caught my eye as I had heard a quote from it a few times...and the other book was just random.

I didn't have a clue what I was looking for.

>TFW Liverpool fan
>TFW that was my favourite jersey for a while

Need a high school gf who i can manipulate

running a bath lads, need some comfy tv to watch whilst soaking

the STATE of alabama

Yeah, how about that

*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*

paedophile scum

Pakis at the shop fucked up my order

shes' not middle eastern

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Read everything on this list except bottoms dream which is a meme

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imagine her screaming

>got a thing about taking a bath/shower at the same time everynight
>usually pretty early at 5-6pm
>feel weird when I don't shower at the right time

Fuck off reddit twat

Hey Scott.

Boris Johnson is a complete charlatan.

been awake since 6pm yesterday, still can't get to sleep because i feel so fucking anxious i can't deal with this lads, everything's a mess

>reading fiction

disgusting

shouldn't be giving pakis money in the first place.

rorke

is that Liverpool

Right, I'm getting myself a kebab now, what else should I get lads? It's from abrekebabra

what happened

i for one would like to see millions more female miners and sewage workers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_East
in pleasure right?

Shouldn't go to a place where Pakis make Mexican food la

I used to work in an indian takeaway as the token whiteboi

ask me anything

there's an absolutely tidy chinese restaurant on the other side of the road from there

Thanks!

>reading
>reddit

very good, son

how do planes work?

yeah but she's clearly white
you're not suggesting her race is determined by where she was born are you? preposterous notion

dunno, they look good but i don't think they're ready just yet

it's like tottenham last season, they look good but they're not ready to actually properly challenge

i reckon it'll be chelsea or city. arsenal and liverpool in with a shout too

gonna be a tight season at the top

>anouncing reports
not gonna say i reported you, but you know...

doing a draw x

This is such a fucking shit list for getting into reading Jesus Christ.

Based Chili Cheese Fries.

good edition

good post

I heard Liverpool is like Catalonia in England.
Is that true? Which region is memed most of the time for being so different?

Still could cuck her bf.

what is a planet

catalonia is like scotland you crazy nip

read beaver towers mate

>16/17
>underage

Fucking yanks. Cant even legally touch a pint glass until they're 21

Eveyones a massive manchild

Is it a trap?

gf just faxed me this

>beaver towers
Isn't that a kids book?

>you're not suggesting her race is determined by where she was born are you?
i said middle eastern
not arab
did you ever see the rest of the staff washing their hands

doing a post

London

>Shitterton

ahahahahahaha

Check out The Way of Kings by Sanderson if you wanna get into Epic Fantasy

having a bath lolling at how much clean potable water im sweating in right now

wew

your gf is an annoying cunt who needs to shave her fanny

ah yes

sleeping pattern is fucked and broke up with gf 3 weeks ago, just seen a photo of her with a 'friend' who likes her, but she claimed she didn't have feelings for

If you want somewhere to start, here's some entry level books from the chart:

Ficciones
The Stranger
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Siddhartha
Nineteen Eighty Four
The Metamorphosis (Kafka)
Notes From Underground
Catch 22
The Crying of Lot 49
The Catcher in the Rye
Brave New World
Slaughterhouse Five
The Grapes of Wrath
The Great Gatsby

yes and its a masterpiece

where is the rorke nationalists in the UK like the basques of spain?

im gonna say clacton but i don't know if that's why they vote carswell . suspet it's just because he used to be their tory

you need to die m8

Fucking leafs, thinking they aren't just yanks by extension

Are you that tribe eating mouse in the council house according to park ji sung chant?

How'd they get so much ice through a tiny opening?

lots of speed and stuff

a big rock

>did you ever see the rest of the staff washing their hands
yes

the only guys that don't are the delivery guys

WORK

TOMORROW

JUST

FUCK

>wasting water

after browsing Sup Forums for a bit I think the average IQ over there is about 87

yeah, same

turn this upside and you have a real waifu

updating windows security essentials definitions right now, taking for fucking ever

x

>has never updated

Lad you literally have a shit ton of exploits and backdoors in your Windows now

If anyone wanted your card info they could just pull it up now

>tfw walking around at 2am on a night out with the lads singing "the white man marches on" song at the top of our lungs while drunk as fuck

I'm surprised some paki or cultural Marxist didn't attack us desu

ikr, wish someone would do me in

swing down sweet chariot stop and let me ride

The Great Gatsby is a good one to start on, it's only like 120 pages long

are there any pics where she resembles a human?

at least you survived today

wish i had woke friends

musclefood order arrived today lads

>Ywn be on the civil service fast stream
>Ywn become a mid ranking diplomat at a medium sized embassy after your first ten years and get 100k, able to mortgage one of those nice houses in London with the black and white chequered floors.

injected by syringe

rorke

wish I had mates like you

on the bus