>be american >get crispy bacon and fluffy pancakes for breakfast >be britbong >bacon, sausages, toast and beans and shit for breakfast >be continental european >get delicious pastries for breakfast >be nordic >"shut up and eat your sour milk with a side of rye bread, work commences in 15 minutes"
well, it kinda is... especially with raw sausage sandwiches. Always wanted to try it 2bh. Is it another of those Sweet-n-Savory mixes you guys do, like chicken and waffles? I kinda imagine the biscuits to be kinda like scones?
Julian Nguyen
What the fuck are you talking about? Sour milk and rye bread is GOAT, a real man's breakfast. Also: >be Slav >eat delicious of pastries AND rye bread with sour milk AND sausages and shot for breakfast Truly a culinary master race taking what's best in both Western and Eastern traditions
Jack Price
>eat delicious of pastries AND rye bread with sour milk AND sausages and shot for breakfast Yes, like I said, you don't understand such sufferings.
This place is fucking allergic to flavor, unless it's fermentation or curdling flavor, then up the flavor 1000%.
Cooper Baker
>delicious pastries >sausages and shit Serves me right for being a phoneposter
Evan Reed
Too late, I'll always now assume poles take a shot of vodka to go along with breakfast
Robert Adams
... I always kinda assumed this was what all slavs did with every meal.
Joseph Murphy
This is a breakfast.
Juan Long
>imma have some protein with my protein good lad
Henry Sanders
>Work commences in 15 minutes >Then your taxes from all that hard work go towards jamal and abdul's 20 kids each. >No shekels to buy your one kid his favourite toy >You filthy disgusting white goyim, now get to Work Sven. >O.. o-okay.
Easton Perry
Don't know how what kind of shit pay you have sub bong but I got plenty of money after taxes.
Joshua Martin
The steak is a bit too much, I would go right back to bed after a meal like that, all the blood would go to my stomach and make me very tired.
Best to substitute it with bacon, or sausage. Turks have good garlic sausage called 'suzuk" I like to use.
THe steak would be great at noon though, if you have a kitchen for general use by the workers at work like we had.
Carter Sullivan
Southern breakfast is the best breakfast white man has ever invented:
>grits (no cheese or sugar -- just butter, pepper and salt) >eggs >crispy bacon >gravy and sausage >biscuits >a big glass of milk (maybe a glass of orange juice if you're a non-white baby that can't handle it)
Cooper Gutierrez
Not at all, the biscuits are usually savoury and very buttery.
Matthew Rivera
Disturbing image lad.
Jackson Miller
Eating breakfast is a sign of weakness and insufficiently rampant alcoholism since your hangover is mild enough to allow cooking
Samuel Sanders
>Be American >Piss in the sink
Why?
Nolan Gutierrez
Their ass broke the toilet bowl
David Davis
... I don't know this one. Is it new..?
Isaac Baker
wdapits?
David Martinez
I was talking with a guy from the states awhile back and asked about this. He told me they do it to conserve water and save time.
Luis Johnson
don't they know it creates a smell because sink doesn't have the water in it like the toilet
Lucas Williams
>sink doesn't have the water in it ???
Jeremiah Turner
They literally can not tell the difference
Aaron Sanders
>not eating superior oatmeal for breakfast
Sweden, everyone
Liam Martinez
A toilet has a u pipe that holds water to prevent smells from rising back up. Kitchen sinks sometimes do too but rarely washroom sinks. Still, as an American you are free to pee wherever you want. God Bless America
Joshua Kelly
>rarely washroom sinks I don't think that's accurate but far be it from me to interfere with a meme. Please continue.
Lucas Barnes
>non-whites have turned a breakfast thread into a toilet thread
Dylan Bennett
...
Colton Sanchez
American breakfast depends on where you live. The northeast never has any fucking time and so does not eat breakfast.
Jason James
A basin?
Jason Howard
...
Connor Thompson
Oops, sorry, you're probably right, American sinks do because of all the urine
Jordan Sullivan
sounds so.. bland.
Austin Brooks
>bland >eats rice every meal
Tyler Hill
>"shut up and eat your sour milk with a side of rye bread, work commences in 15 minutes" nothing wrong in that
Xavier Hughes
That shit's fucking vile though, it's not much better than our shit but it's a surefire way to become a fatty.
Dominic Butler
>tfw pissed in sink but will now have to stop since filthy *mericans do it
Feels bad man.
Brody Collins
I use to piss in the sink when I lived with my family because i didnt want to wake them up by flushing the toilet. Looking back, it was stupid because no one wakes up from a toilet flushing.
Nolan Ross
I'm not sure why he implied that filmjölk and cereal or rye bread is bad.