Ameribros who are some of the American sport equivalent of the following teams (I added brief descriptions in case you don't watch football):
>Manchester City Rich, entitled, no real history, awful fairweather fans
>Arsenal Seasonal chokers, weak team with no heart, hypocritical fans
>Manchester United Most successful and beloved team there is, respected by everyone, most history, best and most passionate fans, never cheat and always win fairly, most heart
>Liverpool Fans have killed people before, no success for most of our lifetimes, promote racism, can't speak English
>Leicester One season wonders who'll soon go back to their rightful place at the bottom of the food chain
>Liverpool >Fans have killed people before, no success for most of our lifetimes, promote racism, can't speak English these fellas sound cool
Jayden Baker
Sounds like either the Maple Leafs. Especially considering they now have a meme head coach.
Brody Cooper
>Leicester >One season wonders who'll soon go back to their rightful place at the bottom of the food chain
Thank you for contributing to my ABL montage
Lucas Collins
>Most successful and beloved team there is, respected by everyone, most history, best and most passionate fans, never cheat and always win fairly, most heart
Zachary Brown
>this subtle United bait bretty good
Levi Watson
>''Manchester United Most successful and beloved team there is, respected by everyone, most history, best and most passionate fans, never cheat and always win fairly, most heart''
Good one OP
Kayden Young
/hoc/ time
>Manchester City Vancouver Canucks >Arsenal Edmonton Oilers >Manchester United Doesn't exist. Detroit has shit fans, Montreal fans are insufferable. >Liverpool Leafs >Leicester Florida Panthers
Leo Watson
Holy shit Liverpool fans are putting some effort into shit posts and false flags
>yfw Liverpoop have won zero EPL titles >yfw Leicester and Blackburn have more each >yfw they are a small club >yfw Italian blood didn't quench their murder frenzy, so they murdered their own >yfw they will never be a big club
Ryder Gutierrez
>Manchester City >Rich, entitled, no real history, awful fairweather fans
Say what you want about the new Arab owners and oil money etc, but City have pretty much always had good support while going between Premier League and Division One. Even in what is now League one.
Real City fans are just enjoying watching Aguero, De Bruyne etc
Evan Ross
t. Muhammed Oilistani
Thomas Price
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Hunter Allen
Leicester= Carolina Panthers City= Seattle Seahawks United= Steelers/Cowboys Liverpool= Patriots. Fans defend clearly wrong actions to the core. Annoying and scummy fan base in general
Jaxson Ward
Arsenal= Philadelphia Eagles
Hunter Brooks
>Rich, entitled, no real history, awful fairweather fans Seattle, literally every team there
>Seasonal chokers, weak team with no heart, hypocritical fans Cowboys
>Most successful and beloved team there is, respected by everyone, most history, best and most passionate fans, never cheat and always win fairly, most heart Ehh this doesnt really exist here as thw very most successful teams (Yankees, Patriots) are hated by most non-fans of the team. Closest thing to a respectable successful team is the Detroit Red Wings, but they havent won the Cup in 8 years and probably wont in the near future.
>Fans have killed people before, no success for most of our lifetimes, promote racism, can't speak English Philadelphia Eagles
>One season wonders who'll soon go back to their rightful place at the bottom of the food chain Kansas City Royals
Nathaniel Hill
/mlb/
City is probably the Dodgers, despite them having success back in the 80s. They are basically the biggest money team in baseball and are in contention for every big free agent. Hated by most teams.
Arsenal are the Red Sox. While the red sox have had lots of success, they often complain about not being able to financially compete with the Yankees, despite regularly having a top 4 salary. Arsenal acts like a small money club but always spend a ton just not enough to win. Both fans have total victim complexes. Beloved by neckbeards, hated by people with self-respect.
United is probably the Cardinals. Even though I can clearly tell you are a biased united fan, the Cardinals aren't hated beyond the NL Central really. They are consistently competitive (second most World Series after the Yankees), loyal fans despite not being in a huge city. Generally likable if they aren't in your division.
Liverpool are prob the Mets or something. Not sure really. Liverpool are historically the most successful team in football no? The Mets aren't the best team in baseball, but they were dominant in the 80s (Liverpool's golden age) and their fans are basically the scousers of America.
Leicester are the Phillies. Had a great run (more than one season) but are perpetual losers and are probably going to be a shit team for a while (despite actually having a pretty nice season so far)
Brandon Williams
>Manchester City NY Knicks
>Arsenal Cavaliers (or really any Cleveland team)
>Manchester United Lakers
>Liverpool Cetlics
>Leicester Warriors
Ian Jones
>Manchester City SF Giants
>Arsenal Texas Rangers
>Manchester United NY Yankees
>Liverpool LA Doyers
>Leicester KC Royals
Daniel Cruz
Someone compared the Buffalo Bills/Sabres to Tottenham, how true is this?
Sebastian Mitchell
>United is probably the Cardinals. Even though I can clearly tell you are a biased united fan, the Cardinals aren't hated beyond the NL Central really. They are consistently competitive (second most World Series after the Yankees), loyal fans despite not being in a huge city. Generally likable if they aren't in your division.
Bullshit. Cardinal fans are the single most annoying, entitled, self-aggrandizing, fart-sniffers in sports.
Ayden Martinez
>giants nah
Sebastian Lopez
Just like United then
Jeremiah Davis
I think the Canucks are more Newcastle or Arsenal. Always let you down.
Jose Cooper
Liverpool are the Chargers. They play well against big teams but shit the bed against smaller teams. Chargers have never won a ring and every charger fan says, "next year is our year!" Most charger fans are spics that can barely speak English as well. Coming from a charger/ Liverpool fan
Christopher Brown
It's St. Louis people in general. You see the same thing with Blues fans now that theyre good.
As a Chicagoan i've had occasion to meet more than my share of people from St. Louis. They are by far the most self-important shitheads i have ever seen. They all feel the need to constantly tell everyone how great the city of St. Louis is, despite the fact that theyve all moved to Chicago.
Fuck St. Louis. Some of the worst people in America.
Brody Flores
Oregon
Notre Dame
Alabama
Michigan?
Anthony Campbell
Didn't know most of us were born after 2005, unless a CL isn't success in your eyes
Julian Sanders
as a fan of all 3, pretty much yeah
Oliver Scott
man city is the clippers
David Lee
>as a chicagoan
opinion discarded
Kevin Torres
t. methinals fan
Joshua Gonzalez
NHL version:
Manchester City: LA Kings
Arsenal: Vancouver Canucks
Manchester United: Detroit Red Wings
Liverpool: Montreal Canadiens
Leicester: Tampa Bay Lightning
Ayden Martin
NFL edition
>Rich, entitled, no real history, awful fairweather fans Seattle Seahawks >Seasonal chokers, weak team with no heart, hypocritical fans Cincinnati Bengals >Most successful and beloved team there is, respected by everyone, most history, best and most passionate fans, never cheat and always win fairly, most heart The New England Patriots of course :^) >Fans have killed people before, no success for most of our lifetimes, promote racism, can't speak English Philadelphia Eagles >One season wonders who'll soon go back to their rightful place at the bottom of the food chain Carolina Panthers
Justin Morales
this is actually really good, right down to the cheeky bait
Aiden Harris
People who think the panthers are one-season wonders are complete retards
Matthew Gomez
This. Just look at that amazing farewell the fans gave Pellegrini at his last game!
Jack Jackson
> Canucks as Man City Nah, they be more like Newcastle. Man City's equivalent would be the LA Kings tbqh. Also...
>Oilers as Arsenal They'd be more like Sunderland - shit but just enough quality to steal draft picks... er, more seasons in the Prem. SJ Sharks would be Arsene Wenger's NHL team in all seriousness.
> Jets Manchester United post-Ferguson. So much hype, so much disappoint.
> Islanders West Ham United. Not good enough to be Elite, but still surprises everyone by actually being a decent team. Tavares and Payet would be peanut butter and jelly too.
> Knicks Aston Villa. A once-famous team turned into the biggest laughingstock in the world of sport. Both should be taken behind the barn to be shot.
John Diaz
You forgot:
>Tottenham
Jews who have somehow brought heart and soul into this semi-consistent club, retarded fans
>Chelsea
Anti-heroes, hearts of gold, show up when other teams need them to most, fans include hottest females
Justin Price
Giants (baseball) Capitals Patriots Eagles Saints
Ian Myers
>Premier League has been decided by 4-5 teams for the last 20 years >Only 6 overall in the entire history >New team wins and it's literally unprecedented
Why the premier league so shit bros?
Benjamin Howard
>only 6 overall
No, 20 something teams have won the top division
Samuel Walker
Leicester are the 2002 Bucs. Honestly if they didn't have that one year they would be considered the worst franchise ever.
Robert Taylor
City = Oregon Man Utd = Alabama Arsenal = LSU Chelsea = Ohio State Liverpool = Michigan Leeds = Texas Tottenham = Auburn Leicester = Hurr State
Michael Nelson
>City Canucks
>Arsenal Capitals
>Manchester United Red Wings
>Liverpool Bruins
>Leicester Panthers
Jeremiah Howard
>City/United >Arsenal >Liverpool >Leicester
Isn't something missing?
Adrian White
Nah, it's the end of the season and the champion has already been decided. With so many games played and still coming up short, I just think they're a bit gassed.
Austin Martinez
Manchester city is only popular in the northern quarters of Manchester. From Arndale to Etihad
Jackson Edwards
And stockport, Oldham and Rochdale.
Connor Perry
>Manchester City Los Angeles Angels
>Arsenal Los Angeles Clippers
>Manchester United New York Yankees
>Liverpool Philadelphia Eagles
>Leicester Carolina Panthers
Nathan White
>Arsenal >Clippers
No, they're LSU, almost textbook equivalent.
>last time they won a ship was like 10 years ago >often completely loaded with great players thanks to seriously great recruiting and young talent evaluation, still won't amount to much >often considered title contenders midway into the season, only to get bootyblasted by Alabama and choke the season away >fans can't agree whether the coach is a genius or the biggest fucktard in football who should be fired ASAP >delusional fans galore
Aiden Rivera
mad livershit cunts detected
Dylan Gutierrez
>limiting to EPL which has no playoff system
If you're gonna compare with American sports, at least run through the system with some kind of bracket system.
Asher Wood
I thought we were coming up with professional sports equivalents, not school teams.
Justin Bennett
It's more popular than meme like NBA.
Brody Morgan
SEC EDITION
Alabama = Manchester United
>Most famous club >Has won the majority of titles. >Full of tradition >Has a former old man coach who is revered by all football fans.
Auburn = Manchester City
>Manchester united/Alabama's biggest rival >Won their only title in the modern era by paying players >Generally scene by other clubs as scummy
Tennessee = Liverpool
>Once great club fallen on hard times >"Trust me guys, it's our year" >Inevitably fails
Levi Gutierrez
What are you on about user? I don't see anything about lfc there. Oops! I see you meant to say ABLC. Don't worry user, silly mistakes like that can be easily avoided if you remember to just put a C next time!
Connor Sanders
I don't even watch baseball but Man U are OBVIOUSLY the Yankees
Both the most historically successful team in their respective competitions
And yet fallen off the pace the past few years
Chase Wood
SF Giants are probably Chelsea
Also why the fuck didn't OP mention Chelsea
Joshua Murphy
The CL is pretty fucking irrelevant compared to national leagues
There's so much luck involved in winning the CL, and no team has ever dominated it consistently for a period of time (at least not in recent decades)
Obviously it's important for a team if they win the CL but no one judges how big, say, Milan are based on how many CL wins they have, especially since so many of them are decades ago. They judge them on how well they do in Serie A
Same with Liverpool and the Prem
Noah Gray
why did you write liverpools description under manchester united?
Nathaniel Ortiz
Man Utd are respected by everyone though. That's why they're feared and disliked.