Now that the dust has settled, can we finally admit that Canada is just a shit Australia with worse weather?

Now that the dust has settled, can we finally admit that Canada is just a shit Australia with worse weather?

Better keep that on the down low before our libtards crash the australian immigration site too

>Canada is just a shit Australia with worse weather

How can be worse if it has no deadly animals waiting to bite you inside the toilet?

>tfw your ancestor didn't steal a spoon and get deported to paradise

these fucking convict cunts piss me right the fuck off, why didn't my good for nothing family move to a flawless sunnier version of this shithole island

Both our weather is shit, but I prefer extreme cold to extreme heat

Tbqh at least you can put on clothes when it's really cold

When it's hot you can only take off so much

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I don't agree

adversity breeds strength

I've always looked at it like this,

Canada, Australia, and New Zealand are the children of England, Unfortunately for us in Canada the French live next door and their "Progressive" views has led to our culture and nation deteriorating.

And really Canada is just the Cold wasteland version of England and Australia is the Hot Wasteland version of England.

Now more then ever we must look to the future we need to work together not against each other. We are brothers and sisters and we must unite once again and take back our birth right.

God save the Queen... God save us all...

good post

At least we're not a bunch of limp-wristed nancies who willingly surrendered our guns because the government said so.

not an argument

Sweet heaven

Coming from the faggots who also relieved themselves of any individual freedoms because of 'muh feelings'.

ah true

This tbqh.

Cold is easy to fight, also less cancer.

Otherwise they're almost the same thing. We have arctic landscapes, they have tropical rainforests. Otherwise it's the same.

when the fuck is the commonwealth rebooting??

god save the fucking queen

>sticky skin

ew ew ew

Australia is a better version of the UK
Canada is a worse version of the US

Weather only good like 40% of the time here in Melbourne if that helps.

Alright Yank.

Winters suck. You wake up in the dark cold and miserable. Scraping ice and snow off your car at 600 am while your cold tired and and not wanting to go to work is shit and if it snowed more you have to shovel your driveway.

The idea of it being cold enough to snow sounds nice, but the thought of having a 20 minute trip take an hour because of snow for 3 months would kill me.

At least here, the only seasonal extreme is being really warm and all you have to do is avoid driving through a desert. But the grass is greener I suppose.

>Go to work in darkness
>Leave work in darkness

No wonder suicides skyrocket in winter

The weather differs across the country, some parts don't get hot. Others don't even get very warm. This is probably the same for Canada though, I doubt it's all cold af.

>worse weather
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Vancouver Region's weather is closer to the UK than the rest of Canada. Mild all year round, lots of rain.

darkness>light
no glare to deal with

Winter was really nice as kid. A snow day was the most incredible thing to happen as a kid and snow on Christmas morning was cool. And everything does take longer to do in the winter. Cars sliding, getting stuck in the snow everybody is driving slower.

don't even care anymore hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>Winter was really nice as kid. A snow day was the most incredible thing to happen as a kid and snow on Christmas morning was cool

I could only imagine. Having a white christmas is on the top quite a few people I knows bucket list because unless you visit the few parts that snow here, it just doesn't happen.

>And everything does take longer to do in the winter. Cars sliding, getting stuck in the snow everybody is driving slower.

Driving to work is already bad enough. Having it go so slow and have to run into so many problems would just destroy any liveliness I had left by the time I got there. How do Canadians even get things done in Winter?

Canadian accents are no where near as bad as the broad Aussie accents. Even Newfie sounds better than Bogan Perth.

Is New Zealand the "true" ending to the eternal anglo's story?

How do you reckon? They just sit on their island doing stupid Maori dances and getting earthquaked.

>Bogan Perth
I really doubt you have interacted with enough bogan perthites to stand even a small chance of making a relevant population size for that statistic.

>and getting earthquaked
pls delet

Dont forget forming pirate crews to board avocado transporting vessels.

>Australia

Everything wants to kill you there

This. Australia and OP btfo by logic.

you missed the boat by 200 years

That's Melbourne, Sydney's weather 1 fucking hundred

It's called not being a little bitch

Nucks just sound like yanks to me

>m*lbourne

I love you user. Even though we've never met our history makes us brothers.

The empire may be dead but it's legacy will last forever,

I want to kill you.

Both of them are Chinese vassals since they're too butthurt to do the logical thing: team up with the USA.

you trigger happy spastics keep dragging us in your stupid wars

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