Houston Astros vs. Cleveland Indians

Houston Astros vs. Cleveland Indians

Not going to go to in depth with the OP, just making a thread for the 3 guys watching this.

Cleveland here. Fuck

>Kluber out of the game in the 3rd

I was certainly not expecting that

>It's another Kluber implosion episode

At least Tribe can get 2 of 3.

Typical indians. beat two of the better teams, get swept by one of the worst teams in baseball.

>swept
Nah.

>worst
nah

Astros did have a terrible April, but they have been heating up a ton recently. Ask Seattle fans

Indians will lose this game but win either two close games or a close game and a near blowout.

Come the fuck on Nap

nah you racist turds are getting swept

Kipnis actually got on base. Come on, Napoli

On the plus side, Roylels and probably Detroit will lose tonight too.

>Lastros
>Sweeping anyone ever
>Literally have consecutive wins ONCE

Enjoy your one win, though.

>yfw even if Asstros swept this series they'd still be 5 games below .500

Ladies and gentlemen your Houston Astros MVP

If this was 2015 I'd say it's over but Indians actually can win this game still.

You're right. It is the current year after all.

>going through 2 (two) pitchers in 4 innings

This is true

WITH NO SURVIVORS

Kluber gonna win one for the land

That's Tito for you

>only once winning two games back to back
>"i-i-it's our y-y-year"

Numbers confirm

It's okay bud. It's just a baseball game.

Just reminding (you) that the indians are gonna be below .500 after this series :)

>the Indians are getting swept
In your dreams

Would you a Springer?

>Indians are only 3 games ahead of the Lastros
>think they can shit talk

how cute

Just reminding (you) the Astros aren't even going to make a wild card contention :)

Astros are 12-20
Indians are 15-13
Try again

I literally can't imagine supporting a team with imagery as racist as chief wahoo.

I intentionally got a hat with Wahoo on it just the other day

>Lastros are bottom of the division and Houston can't into math
>think they can shit talk

Pathetic actually

yeah it is pretty hard to "make a wild card contention" when you're a division winner

The Astros vs the 2008 Florida Gators. Who would win?

>the state of Houston education system

Whew lad no wonder your team's garbage and you're shit talking like they aren't

>Lastros fans in charge of understanding English
"Won't even" implies below that levels, buddy

how does it feel to be a racist bigot?

Reminder the Indians currently have a registered tribal member in their roster and one of the most famous Cleveland players was an Indian. Reminder that Astros won't finish the year above .400.

You should kill yourself for being so oppressive

If i ever get into a linguistics discussion with a retard from cleveland, please shoot me. Have fun in the rust belt!

Go drink some mouthwash faggot

>3 games ahead

What

Feels fucking amazing.
You can't into English. Go back to sucking some Mexicano cock, chico

Why you have to be mad? It only game

>two dogshit cities dishing it out

>can't do basic math
>can't into basic grammar
>literally having nothing but getting mad on 4chins

I'd say it's just a game but in Houston it's all you have lol

Stop it guys, this is a safe zone for shit teams

...

Don't say that around Cleveland fans, they are in denial

I know drinking mouthwash is normal for yall squatting in the ruins of cleveland, but in the rest of the country, we can drink other stuff

Why is this Houston faggot so salty lol

WE DID IT CLEVELAND :^)

Reminder that dumb Texans started this petty shit

>cellar dweller calling a second place picked to lead the League in wins "in denial"

Is this "bantz" in Houston?

yeah i cant into english just like the astros can't "make a wildcard contention."

I bet you could pay someone from the local community college to proofread your posts for you

Maybe because Cleveland is 3rd highest in the AL and Lastros are 2nd to last. That 3 game difference :^)

>yfw Cleveland wins this game

>yeah i cant into english just like the astros can't "make a wildcard contention."
Yeah, that seems to be the case.

>hey guys lets pretend we aren't mad losing to a shit team
>I know how about we say they are mad instead

That guy wasn't me, but what do you think contention means?

Will Gomez ever do ANYTHING?

no

Mfw Texas Indians fan

>he literally took a picture of his dictionary

The way the phrase typically works in english is that one can either be in wild card contention or make it into a wild card spot.

His phraseology sounds like something an eastern european would say

I swear Ashby and Blum are fucking lit in the Press Box

Good lad

same, im a DC astros fan

1500 incoming

Are you actually retarded?

It makes perfect sense, you fucking sperg. How many fucking special ed classes are you in?
>they won't even make contention
To put it in your language
>they won't even be good enough to CONTEND
Is it that hard?

I know what it means, I was saying that phrasing it like that is something that only someone who skipped half their GED classes would do

Just a friendly reminder that Lindor>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Correa

>tfw assblasted asstrofag ruined gamethread by being absolutely retarded

It didn't have to be this way.

yeah cause a totally empty game thread with three indians fans in it would've been so much more fun

>it's one extreme or the other

Sorry for giving you guys actual entertainment tonight

GOMEZ DID SOMETHING??? WHAT THE FUCK

w/e i had fun

They are practically the same, except Lindor hits babby hits and Correa hits dingers. Virtually the same OPS but everyone values dingers more.

gg indian fans, see you tmrw night

Lindor 0-4
Nice SS Cleveland

Other than the one faggot, I had fun. Sleep well, the rest of Houston. See you tomorrow
Hang yourself.

:^)

Don't die in twisters tonight

Lindor .313
Correa .284

BLOWN