/mlb/ General: Meet the Mets Edition

OFFICIAL /mlb/ GENERAL: Meet the Mets Edition

MIN:Orioles/Twins game postponed Monday
CHC:Monday's Padres/Cubs game postponed
WAS:Report: Nats, Strasburg agree to extension
OAK:Valencia leaves game with apparent injury
LA:McCarthy (elbow) to face hitters next week
NYM:D'Arnaud (shoulder) receives PRP injection
NYM:Conforto on the bench Monday vs. Dodgers
NYM:Walker (shin) out of lineup again Monday
LAA:Andrelton Simmons to undergo thumb surgery
SEA:Nelson Cruz (forearm) back in lineup Monday
LA:Chase Utley not in Monday's lineup vs. Mets
MIN:Dozier (hamstring) back in Monday's lineup

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fuck rain

1st for Reds.

The Red Sox offense is pretty good tbqh with you Joe

4th for cubes

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mariners

He was charged with misdemeanor DUDE WEED possession between the '09-'10 seasons

>This Diamondback outfield

>Nats bases loaded 0 outs

Start the collapse

@chelsea_janes 1h1 hour ago
Stephen Strasburg has signed a "significant long-term extension" with the Nationals, according to a person familiar with the situation.

>a woman broke the news about Strasburg

youtube.com/watch?v=Tn15l_gKb6g

Nationals RISP BLOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT

ur third baseman shaw is pretty good that contract u got him for is looking pretty good right now.... oh wait, man someone better swap those contracts shaw deserves to be paid

>zimmerman

Literally why do you give 2 shits about a woman breaking the story?

I'm all for misogyny about stupid shit that women do, but this is not something that should anally bother you.

no m8. it was broken hours ago

I feel like he could've gotten a lot more this offseason, especially since there is literally no one else available

> jim day doing a very respectable job on play-by-play

what universe am i in?

He probably can tell his elbow is about to blow
Wanted to lock in that guranteed money

reminder peavy is going to look like a cy young contender tonight

The Sox and Bankees would have thrown a trillion dollars at him, the Yanks especially.

id pay to see that im tired of seeing him and cain shit the bed every 5th day

It was a joke, you fucking dwarf.

Oops, I missed the second part of Hey Man's tweet:

@JonHeyman 20m20 minutes ago
Should give @chelsea_janes credit for gettin 1st word out there on Stras. Press conf slated for 2:30 btw

Yeah. A 7-year, $28MM/year deal would add up to $196 before incentives and that seemed very attainable with next offseason's shitty crop of pictures and the way the market is trending.

How did stassburg agree to the contract extension if he's been pitching tonight?

>It was a joke, you fucking dwarf.

Calm down there, Mr. Pilates.

>Miggy injured

Kek
Good one friend...good one
You guys will put his ERA into double digits after this start, cap it

This. He was the only player of any mega value available. Could have gotten 250 probably. He has to know he won't be pitching past 30.

yea this tulo might even remember how to hit agian since hes back here

Trevor Story just got robbed of an at bat with the bases loaded. Bullshit called strike 3 that was clearly inside.

season ogre
it was nice knowing you

>dat A's qt at Fenway
HHHNNNNGGG

>the jays offense is good

whats it like still living in 2015

Here is an honest response: I don't care. Come at me, I'm coming back. Have a problem? Get over it.

Its been bizarro baseball all season

>Justin Upton

FREE OUT
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no one cares

>Meet the Exploding Arms

>Chapman warming up
It's happening.

Jose Reyes? Th-that you?

go shit up the rockies gamethread idiot

TONY CINGRANI JUST SAVED A GAME!

TONY
CINFUCKINGRANI
JUST SAVED
A GOD DAMN GAME!!

>Jake Peavy is capable of pitching against Major League Baseball players

What's it like living in 2008?

Honestly dude, Peavy has looked awful this year, but he is known to be streaky and pitch a gem every now and then. I'm hopeful, but I highly doubt it

>complaining about someone posting about baseball in /mlb/ general

Why so salty bro?

>strikeout swinging on a 101 MPH pitch
I'm gonna miss Chapman...a lot.

Nice!

Chapman vs Javier Baez was a top tier matchup, that velocity vs that bat speed

>losing record

JUST

>baez sloppy ass swing tho...
Watch him bat. He takes his eye off the ball and just lets it rip half the time. Dont think that'd work with 104 heat

>It's a Tigers get walked off episode

Please don't blow it

>you must only reply to this post if your team has the greatest 1-2-3 bullpen of all time

This man is literally absurd.

>who /terrible/ here?

If only >our offense was any good

/dogshit/ reporting in

>negative dWAR in 2016
literally loling

Cubs are pretty terrible, m8.

Is A Rod sucking the life out if Girardi?

Jbj hit a salami fuck taking that guy and story in the last 2 rounds are feeling pretty good right now

Just goes to show how fucking retarded WAR is

>HARPER TOSSED WHILE BITCHING DURING ANOTHER PLAYER'S AB

LMAO

>HARPER THROWN OUT IN THE DUGOUT

Who is this boner condoner?

>Hopper

It didn't matter

Game over my man

>and he just dropped a routine pop up

LITERALLY SENPAI

>Walkoff

unbelievable

>one who Harps

I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT

> disty boker

sit down you old bag of farts

Attention /mlb/

Prepare for
>rags

>Bryce yelling FUCK YOU at the ump after the game

>reporter chased off by food

Can't remember. It's some porn pic that I turned into a dank meme.

THE HAPPAH

>Harper being a huge faggot anyways

>Harper saying Fuck You to the Ump after the walk off

Fucking based

>Harper runs back on the field and shouts FUCK YOU at the ump

kick this hothead out of the league

> the city bryce harper's bank account

lol don't shout fuck you at a ref 5 feet away

that's a clown move bro

Haha time for fines

>doing this game 1 of the series

wew lad

He can afford it
So what?

>assmess

cant wait until this human meme busts out with the bankees

>Kazmir
>Doyers
>BTFO

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the ump is going to give him a hard time for the rest of the series. any close call or pitch or whatever.

Same crew does the series familia

i hope he gets hit by a car

Hopper pls get off Sup Forums you have a press conference to go to

So what? No one agrees with the Umps if they throw out the star in the first few innings

i really, really hope the a's use a position player to pitch 2 days in a row

Based as fuck.

I don't care what anyone says, Harper is making baseball fun again.

>doyers

kek, right at the camera too

why is vin calling cespedes cespedeez

racism

>yfw the phillies would make the playoffs if the season ended today

I would gladly take him on my team. I love it when players wear their emotions on their sleeves.

Come home babe, we'll treat you right.

its not like hes going to be getting pitched to anyway

and the ump has to stand there with bryces shit eating grin looking at him while he gets intentionally walked

based harps 2bh

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I thought Sonny Gray was good
Was this just Oakland memes?