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>early

Did you stealing wheelie it or what?

Here's a list of teams that didn't have a Minnesotan play at least 10 games for them this season.

>Anaheim: eliminated
>Arizona: shit
>Boston: shit
>Buffalo: shit
>Calgary: shit
>Chicago: eliminated
>Columbus: shit
>Detroit: eliminated
>Nashville: oddball of the group
>New Jersey: shit
>Ottawa: shit
>Vancouver: shit

Coincidence?

3rd for preds force game 7 and Dallas wins game 7

other than the under cooked bacon that looks really good

>Stralman coming back for conf finals

>Stamkos coming back for conf finals according to new report

>No one else can even finish a series under 7 games

Bolts confirmed for cup

Stop trying to be relevant. Minnesota choked by .1 inches and an own goal

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Pens will win in 7

grits > hashbrowns

What about JT?

>confusing riding a hot goalie for having a good team

Classic mistake.

Some1 make the sharks/predators thread.

Goalies don't stay hot this long m8

>undercooked
I bet you order steaks well done

I bet you eat pigs feet and shit too

No you.

Probably water melon and malt liquor too.

I used to but I had to stop cause your mom didn't like her feet getting slobbery

Crispy bacon is one of the ultimate indicators that I'm speaking to a person with the mind of a child

Decent

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Shorks vs perds thread here

hes a meme player. normies love him because hes the tough black guy on the ice but he cant shoot worth shit. id rather keep him off for a guy like blunden

Who goes 4th in the draft? I'm seeing one of:

Tkachuk
Chychrun
Juolevi
Dubois
Nylander

From most lists. Who do you think goes to the Oilels?

im hoping chychrun goes to arizona, i dont want to see him in a canadian jersey

>THE RAMSHACKLE HOVEL OF FINNISH GOALTENDING

i'm thinking the oilers pick up honky

>Except for when he plays for team Canada

Providing he's even good enough to make the roster

>honky swept at home
he'd be lucky to go in the first round at this point

Honky is who?

true, but you should never underestimate the incompetence and stupidity of the oilers

>a fucking car

Oh it's a meme....

>
good ol florida boy

PK just took this

goofy lookin fuck

>a fucking pizza
>on the stadium

>Dual citizen who has elected to represent Canada internationally

Parise is also dual but chose to bring down team USA as a double agent.

let me dream

FINLAN
should the canucks draft juolevi? Can he meme like the other finns?

Sorry Amerilad, who is >your team?

>born and raised in Minnesota

Not Finnish but the Canucks should only draft busts because I hate them and hope they do poorly.

One that's still playing :^)

why?
what is your team?

this is not me
im a lightning fan. i like chychrun just because hes the one grasp at straw i have for shitposting about florida hockey even though i know hes a canadian lad

Leafs, dealt with a lot of garbage over their train wreck of a history but now the ship is righted and with a 30th place finish there is only one way to go. Also some of my fiends at uni are Canucks fans and they are obnoxious af. Not as bad as habs fans, granted.

REFS TRY THEIR HARDEST TO HAND NIAGARA A PITY WIN BUT THEY JUST CAN'T TAKE IT

KNIGHTS WIN

>laffs
the only team canucks fans can actually laugh at. Dont hate them though, mostly just hate the flames

What uni, friend?

this kid looks like me but im not a manlet so it must not be me

all finns don't actually know anything about hockey

not american clueless but still, there's no point in asking them especially about a player that plays in canada

That's fair, I've seen scouts rank him form 5-7 so there is a chance he goes to Arizona if/when the shit Canadian teams fall for the Finnish defence meme. I like how Tampa is built as an organization and am jealous tbqh I hope the leafs emulate them in their drafting decisions. I feel like both Tampa emulated/took talent from the Detroit system a while ago and it has paid dividends and that's what leafs are doing with Detroit/Devils right now. Hopefully in a couple years >we will have comparable success and maybe a Canadian cup. Ps sorry about Stamkos

Any other pongsbros hanging themselves if we lose game 6?

I know I just wanted meme answers and finnish (You)s desu

Queens, just finished 4th year

>hiring the guy who destroyed the devils
>this makes laffs fans excited

Canucks have fewer cups and more riots so idk what they are laughing at...

both are delicious in their own rights, user. both are always delicious :^)

Seeing the way this team has done without old man $tam almost makes me wish yzerman just traded what he could get for him. if they can re-sign stamkos i wouldnt mind but i dont think hes worth the money he wants anymore

Funny I'm a nucks fan that just finished 1st

even then, the Canucks cup drought is shorter than the Leafs

Agreed, Stevie needs to give that money to Kuch and Bish

That's true but you have to admit they have had the easiest path to the conference final than any team. There isn't a doubt they can be conference champs without Stamkos but my question is can they win a cup without him? That's my hesitation with the leafs signing him, I'd do 7x10-10.5 but more than that would make me sweat a bit.

At Queens? If so what program are you in/hope to go in?

Bishop too? What happens in the expansion draft?

well theyre sitting on vasy and gudlevskis so even if they took one of those they should still be pretty comfortable with the remaining

>Vernon Fiddler will never be traded to Minnesota and be renamed Kiddy Fiddler

Manlets always deny being manlets

>mfw 6'1 master race

>pedoden posting his loli gf
Enjoy your ban achmed

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>john scott exists
are they still making a movie out of him

t. mad wild fan

>yfw /hoc/ collapses under the weight of their own memes when mcbust lives up to his name and all canadian hockey teams miss the playoffs for a second year in a row

Here's what it's like to be an American hockey fan:

Imagine you're in Japan, and you're watching a Japan-based basketball game. Every single player on the basketball court is black, very black, and clearly from Africa. Wide noses, big lips, long dreadlocks. All of them.
They hit long 3's, do 360 dunks and generally light it up and put on a show.
The Japanese man beside you says "Ha! See? I told you that the Japanese were amazing basketball players!"

You think to yourself "The players in the game are clearly not Japanese, and yet this man pretends that they are because they're being paid to play in Japan. He actually believes that Africans playing basketball in Japan makes Japan good at basketball."

and now you understand what it's like to be an American "hockey fan" who cheers for "American" teams and believes that it's an "American win" when Boston wins the Stanley Cup.

Caps win in 7

Here's what it's like to be a Canadian hockey fan:
youll never see your favorite team win the cup

Caps broke him in game 5, it's over

>canacucks are still this buttmad

but if you win, you lose

nah senpai

Caps will choke.

But if Murray blows it and Fleury starts game 7 imma be sweatin

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>his best, strongest, and brightest leave his cuck country for the land of the free the first chance they get

>his country is too fat and unathletic to skate so they pay my countrymen millions of dollars to fuck their wives and score goals
absolute cucks, all of you

>3-0

st louie makin it interesting

how many more years you gonna try to grasp at those straws? you seem to be getting mohamMAD

>his countrymen win cups for american franchises
who's the real cuck here m8

>our most prized possession continuously has American franchise names engraved on it
Literally marking our territory

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is he elite?

>7 teams in canada
>we keep the salary cap tied to the shitty canadian dollar

we have baseball players that get paid more than entire NHL franchises play their whole roster

>one asspained post after another
WEW lad
>literally 10x more canadian names than american ones
you're really bad at this

baseball is a meme sport

>23x more american team names on the cup than canadians since 1993

>individuals are more important than the team
you're a faggot you know that? Lmao I shouldn't have to explain how much more important the team name is

Canada is literally the North American version of Finland. Only rely on dead memes as their arguments.

>picking an arbitrary cutoff date because you can't compare all-time

>cheering for 23 teams
Why are americans such bandwagoners?
The team is made of mostly canadians though
>f-f-f-faggot
Upset?

>individuals are more important than the team
Lel keep graspin