Tampa Bay Rays vs Seattle Mariners Game Thread

felix on the mound

>Walking Brad

Felix, pls

Rad miller is back

Are we getting Brad or Bad tonight?

>Lomo
>bad miller
This should be fun.

Hello, Ray's bros. How are you enjoying LoMo and Brad? We're enjoying Karns very much.

I can't believe Felix walked Miller.

Let's go M's!

hello

your team is a meme

enjoy 4th place by the end of the month

He's out.

Brad "Crazy Legs" Miller with something to prove

these night games kill me tbhwy

>Letting Miller steal a base

u wot

Any Rays fans here? Do you love LOMO yet? yeah, he sucks, but he's so lovable...

WTF, Miller got a steal?

Does anyone else feel like Felix stopped pitching well when he started wearing his pants up?

why would he not challenge that?

It don't matter
None of this matters

idk he was out for sure

btw are there actually any rays fans here?

Lets go Ms

One for sure. He called the M's a meme team when they have the biggest meme player on the planet in Bad Miller.

This guy perhaps?

Speedy Seaweed

Thanks pal
enjoy fourth place by the end of the night

Tori, the ball girl, not keeping her eye on the ball.

Who else was supremely confident Aoki would be safe knowing Miller was fielding the ball?

Dat ballgirl

K M A R T
M
A
R
T

Come on Cano!

we /hits/ now senpai

Rays bros, What is Nick Franklin doing for you?
no shitposting, genuinely curious

>Nori "Stuart from MadTV" Aoki

Cano looked like shit at the plate that time.

her arm is....weird

its ok bby
we got Cruz

>2nd and 3rd with no outs
>2 Ks

C'MON GUTI, SCORE SOME RUNS

kek

its ok bby
we got Guti

Jesus fucking Christ...

Fucking hell

>RISP

seriously...

>that inning

double kek

well shit

Is it football season yet

risp
i
s
p

MARINERS


Also, what the fuck is this?

...

Its ok bby
We got Seager

tfw still homo for lomo

So I see he hasn't changed at all.

>LoMo has to run by Dae-Ho Lee, who is twice as loved by Mariner fans than he ever was.

Mosquito eating me alive bruhs. Don't go outside too much in the evening.

Im ready

Too bad there's nobody on base, m8

now there is

THANKS GIANT ASS SAFECO FIELD

>Sriracha night
Just gotta live up to the meme, don't you, memeiners?

>pitching around Dae Ho

pussy

>he can't handle the dank memes

>mfw mug still hasnt shipped
was i rused

>runners on 3rd and 2nd again

pls

I swear to fuck you guys better score here

Come the fuck on, M's.

>RISP

FFS

>Runners on 2nd and 3rd
>no runs, 5 outs

THE OLD OFFENSE HAS RETURNED

AAAAAAHHHHHH

Its a Felix start. What the fuck did you guys expect?

wew

Welp. Time to follow on gameday and watch them score runs that way. Always seems to work...

Why is Felix pitching like a pussy to Bad?

See if you an work your magic to make the white sox score some runs

I swear Felix has an injury or something

this is more than just him aging

>Walking Brad
>Twice

It worries me.

HAWT CORNER

Get it together Felix

Fuck Seager
Why not just walk to 3rd?

I honestly think he needs some sort of surgery on his shoulder probably. Oh well, they'll ride it out as long as they can.

>Marte

fuck yeah

Based Marte

With how this offense looks tonight, I'll take it.

>run happened

I guess I should just watch all games on gameday then...

We finally did it guys!!

God fucking damn it Felix.

>Felix loses game 2-1

running a little late

...

not good, felix

Damn, Lomo got Swolo

FUCKING HELL FELIX. What happened to you?

dont let the rays get a lead on us, felix

felix is literally not shut down anymore

This team at home is just pure shit.

Aoki doing work tonight.

>LoMo and Seager chumming it up at 3rd base

just like old times

Start Dae Ho
DFA Lind
Fuck bitches

I would take Logdog over Lind, at least Lomo can play first base

Man this is a long at-bat

weak

>tfw the King is dead

feels bad