Russia invades your cunt

Russia invades your cunt.

What happens?

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Help them to save the world.
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The Ukrainian construction workers I've been throwing beer bottles at after work take revenge on me. Unless I claim to be a Russian minority.

Run faster than the Brazilian Army during the Falkland Island war.

accept our new Russian overlords, cuz we cannot defend ourselves

are you a fucking gypsy or what
who the hell does that
oh i know who, fucking gypsies

come on then cunts square go

nothing.
it's not like this happened before

remove fashisti

> No

Clarify, burger.

>Brazilian Army
>Falklands War
...what?

Nothing because that's what that puppet Trump wants

they already have mate
they're everywhere with their bling silver tacky taste in home furnishings

Afghanistan/1st Chechen War all over again for you guys but 100x worse.

I speak fairly good Russian so I can be a translator or something

Don't mind him. American education.

How are they gonna land? With their steam boats lmao.

I join them and help purge the country.

REAL HUMAN BEAN

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Reminds me of MGSV

No, I just hate Ukrainians. Dirty motherfuckers. Almost as bad as Bulgarians.

>Hungary
>Calling others gypsies

Kek.

Russians die.

There were Brazilians deployed with the Argies to man some anti-aircraft guns, but they ran as soon as they received British fire. The CIA has documentation, but never released the info so as not to cause shame to the Brazilian government. I blame your Portuguese heritage for you backward culture and lack of courage.

celebration

USA and the UK will definitely help us
r-right guys?

>The CIA has documentation, but never released the info

see

Death and destruction in my neighbourhood. Rest of the country starts to learn Russian.

Attack brazil

i don't think our country is capable of invading countries unless they are balts, /x/ranians or sandniggers

you lie

As long as they cancel/take on our national debt, I guess we welcome them.

become collaborator and remove kebab.

even if it means i have to wear silly hats.

>escape to croatia
>fly to poland
>train until i become a part of the pl-01
>liberate serbia with based poles
>avenge aleksandar obrenović
>become new ruler of serbia

I accept my Russian overlords and complimentary Slav qt

What is silly?

What would a Russian-controlled Earth look like?
>Comfy gommieblocks everywhere
>No Islam allowed
>Limitless supply of vodka

Seems like a good deal to me. I for one welcome my new Russian overlords.

No one will even notice

KILL
@
STEAL

Bydlos in 1999 BMWs everywhere

t. Muslim Russia №3

>Uzbekistan
Bloody hell, this cunt exists, somebody hit me in my bollocks!

what would happen is that almost all the Finnish posters suddenly disappear from Sup Forums.

And Sup Forums is flooding with pictures of green men like there was in crime, exept they're dead.

This.
Even we have bigger amphibious ships than them.

Haha
you have never seen uzbeks in Moskvabad

Idk, that sounds wrong.

Sauces plox.

Our peeps like to help, bleeding for unecessary things is for plebs.

we beat the shit out of them

destroy them.

Same thing that happened when the Spanish, French and Germans tried

All the Anglo nations help us repel it, especially the USA.

What does being invaded feel like? The only time it ever happened to us was this one time that Denmark made it to Lund before being completely BTFO

"go burgers, kill'em all"

the only thing a french can do

i surrender

you look like gypoos
and apparently act like them too

>moortogual

Whatever you say, Austrian puppet. You're probably a smelly Romanian.

I help them

I had 1 uzbek in my classes once we fed him with pork and he tried to vomit after that.

prepare your airport and bags for bodies

but if serious, without any coalition you are fucked up. In other case - they find and occupy the cuckoldest (read "left") region

You can't even manage with yourself lol

Two or three months of resistance unless fucking Germany invades again. Then become forest-partisant.

Этo хopoшo чтo нaчaл yчитcя pyccкoгo язикa.

Hate all the world like alway and switch the subject of all our problems to Russia instead of Germany, so nothing much really

>What happens?
An international rescue mission as they begin sinking somewhere

Japan military most funnyes in the world. Americans was castrated you country in 1945.

I will say to them "Hello" in Russian, and buy some Pirozhki from them.
How much is one in Japanese Yen?

>abibas in the tank
kek.

>Americans was castrated
japanese economic stronger than russian. its russia was castrated by stalin

Take it free.:D

Hey Russian invaders... order our government to make prices of alcohol cheaper...like vodka in your country...

After burgers consider that saving our asses is not worth ww3 they simply loosen refugee acception procedures for all our educated classes and profit from the sudden surge in foreign brains.

In the meantime russia takes us in 3 weeks, plunders all industry they can find and then fuck off again maybe leaving some german Kadyrow or provinvial warlords loyal to them as actually keeping our land with its high population may cost them too much.

Also rape.

Si ma ti dimentichi di dire che cominciamo a combattere tra di noi

joint military exercises

You can prosuce your onw alcohol.