Why don't Australians have comfy Christmas
Why don't Australians have comfy Christmas
Levi Gutierrez
Easton Cooper
We're not softcunts like you
Grayson Edwards
Isn't it more like Beach Christmas?
Or waiting for your billy to boil by the billabong Christmas if you're unfortunate
Brody Garcia
Having Christmas in summer must be truly terrible
Nathaniel Turner
>Live in a place that's constantly warm
>Calls others "soft cunts"
Liam Howard
>be Australian
>go outside on Christmas Day
>get skin cancer
Carter Cook
>don't have a roasted bird or ham because it's too hot
>let's have a salad instead
Nathan Green
>be Australian
>dress as Santa
>die of heat stroke
Jaxson Morales
Alack, I have been upset!
Logan Cook
Australiens don't celebrate Christmas?Oh dear
Christian Russell
we eat ham and prawns for xmas, nobody outside of america eats turkey unless they are very poor
Jack Morgan
are there even any turkeys in Australia?
Cameron Gray
Frozen h2o coming down from the sky?
James Martin
>warm
John Davis
The most wonderful time of the year?
Cameron Hall
Winter?
Ayden Gomez
We have native turkeys. We don't eat them, though.
Nathan Morgan
will strayans ever recover?
or statitians will somehow manage to fuck this up?
Ayden Watson
the fuck you do with em?
Blake Rogers
Put them in the Botanical Gardens and watch as they ruin everything to make their humongous ground nests.
William Ramirez
Snowy outdoor games with the kittle ones?
Ethan Gutierrez
Perhaps, someone has been naughty perhaps
Lincoln Mitchell
i was naughty when i stole all the frogs posted itt
Jaxson Bell
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Angel Evans
Never met anyone who has Turkey for Christmas. I've always had ham or Chateaubriand. I thought Brits eat turkey for Christmas.
Aaron Gomez
Sounds fun desu.
Austin Fisher
>turkey
I was referring more to duck or goose, but there's nothing wrong with turkey.
What's not to like about turkey? Do you also not eat pheasant?
Landon Bell
Why don't Australians drink egg nog?