West Ham vs Manchester United Gamethread #1 - Last game of Upton Park edition

>West Ham : Randolph, Antonio, Reid, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Noble (c), Kouyate, Sakho, Lanzini, Payet, Carroll

Subs : Spiegel (GK), Tomkins, Valenciua, Obiang, Collins, Moses, Emenike

>MU : De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Schneiderlin, Herrera, Mata, Martial, Rooney (c), Rashford

Subs : Romero (GK), Jones, Memphis, Januzaj, Carrick, Lingard, Borthwick-Jackson

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>manure

I BELIEVE IN WET SPAM
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE IN
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE IN WET SPAM

>de gay

West ham 3-1 Munich cunts

you do realise there's already a match thread right

>Shitposting thread

ABUs UNITE

No thanks.

This is a shitposting board

Which U?

Out off topic

Im sat in the tube full of Asian man united fans with cockney and London accents.

I forgot who is the London team is......

>West Ham """"""""Fans""""""""""""

holy fuck i knew robert downey jr was a manlet but wow

Londoners aren't human beings

>United magically has a chance to qualify for the CL
>They draw 0-0 with West Ham

If they qualify for the CL with 44 goals in 36 matches the league is officially a joke.

>standing in the street singing and celebrating is bad

only on Sup Forums

OMG they threw a few cans! Animals!!!!

Swerve the faux outrage lads

What do they have to celebrate.

...

Reminder that we are your champions

is the game really delayed due to man utd. retarded bus drivers again or have i read something wrong?

playing against real United

Their coach got smashed up by West Ham fans.

Looks like more than cans desu lad, unless they were filled with ice.

Shyngis sosi hui

Last ever game at their beloved ground. I know you lot won't understand as you don't go to games

You cucks are even more inbred than me.

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i fucking loathe west ham

northerners get down dole office

Dubs and game gets called off half way through due to drunk hammers

For fucks sake, delayed with 45 mins?

FA should fine these mongoloids.

OI VEY IT'S ANUDDA MAN UNITED VEHICLE DISASTER

West Spam supporters blocked the road and chucked shit at the bus. Windows got smashed. This caused the police to rush in and they have to order Riot Vans to take the players to the stadium so they've delayed due to needing to warm up and shit.

living in the east end would have been great during the 60's and 70's. you look at it now, it looks like Karachi. what's the area around the olympic stadium like?

I live alone, you fucking teenager. There is nothing wrong with drinking alone in moderation. It's not like I'm going to get drunk.

someone explain how that is smashed up

Fuck, only trips!

OH SHIT

W-What will happened with trips?

I go to every game, I might start a petition to have our ground torn down now though for something to celebrate.

anyone has a quality stream?

Just as bad as Plaistow, Stratford is one hell of a shit hole

West Ham co-Chairman David Sullivan speaking to 5 live: "It is depressing really, it will be a late night for our fans and some of them won't be able to stay. I don't understand why United couldn't get here at 4pm. They could have got here early. They knew it would be busy. It's crazy.

"There was congestion in the street and they couldn't get the coach in. There were people around the coach, but there was no attack on the coach.

"If you check the coach there won't be any damage to it. If we arrived late at Old Trafford they wouldn't put the kick-off back."

Blood

cheeky mike

OH UPTON PARK
IS NEVER FULL
OH UPTON PARK IS NEVER FULL
UNLESS THEY'RE PLAYING MAN UNITED
OH UPTON PARK IS NEVER FULL

THE SAN SIRO, IS NEVER FULL...

He is right

This is the area

youtube.com/watch?v=y9sAtS63COM

He's spot on, FA bending over for Man U as usual

full of pakis and somalians?

glad i went before it got pulled down

QT WEST HAM GIRL

POST HER SOMEONE.

>literally, unironically drinking a beer, by yourself, because you enjoy the taste
>f-f-fucking t-t-t-eenager

l3l

>FA bending over for Man U as usual
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>I had a bang on that

fucking what Martin Tyler

Also

>Marlon Harewood

whats wrong with drinking beer dude?

Who's that?

>It is depressing really, it will be a late night for our fans and some of them won't be able to stay

Yeah cry me a fucking river. Shouldn't have bolted the bus then, inbreds.

Smalling

So when did you realize that JAV > western porn?

Also, how much did the game get delayed?

Yes, Google Upton Park, everything in a 5 mile radius is an embarrassment to the crown. Hardly even looks like England.

fucking toes are curling over here

what the fuck happened to london? i blame labour

Mayor of London senpai

45 minutes. Will start at 8:30pm

>Utd still get blamed

Holy shit

Lol hes such a mug. Control your fans you fucking retard.

>literally, unironically drinking a beer, by yourself, because you enjoy the taste

I don't even know how to respond to this. Do you not enjoy the taste of beer and wine? If I was hammering back spirits alone it could maybe be worrying but a large portion of the adult population enjoy evening alcoholic beverages.

kick off is supposedly 8:30 now.

Nothing, enjoy it Onslow.

Anyone have a stream?

looking through it via street view

hahaha its a fucking pisshole

JAV is blurred shit. Cock sizes are the size of my pinky.

No thanks.

I usually don't care about the male in porn but JAV makes it unbearable.
>Pixalated dick
>Can tell he's a dicklet regardless
>Male Gooks are fucking hideous to see
>The way they slobber and tongue fucking everything
Their solo g/g is better.

norwich turned up now?

OMG a smoke bomb

Hope nobody is dead

Yeah, it's called a fucking TV mate. Fucksake.

>there was no attack on the coach

Second time this season United fail to arrive at the stadium in time for the game. Let them start the next season with -3 points desu.

HOLY SHIT A SMOKE BOMB!!!

Middle class armchair fans are the funniest

London has always been a steaming cess pit the only change is that the disgusting criminals and destitute plebs are a different colour now, and cleaner mostly.

Probably gona have a white Russian myself

That file name

Kek

Bus window did get window smashed. That doesn't mean that they should bump the kickoff 45 minutes. Reports are also saying that the M United bus did not arrive when it was supposed to which means they did not have a a smooth entrance to the ground. That's the second time they've shown up late to a match in London which beckons the question, are they doing this on purpose. The goal, to completely deflate the West Ham atmosphere and the destabilize the team.

Pochettino to United?

Why don't they lose the game 3-0 if they fail to show up on time?

Don't they always get police escort? How the fuck can they not be there before 20:30, they've had all fucking day

slags

twitter.com/aht4005/status/730106686732644352

kek

>45min
Jesus, what did those West Ham supporters do?

But the girls are hot af.

START

THE

MATCH

Fergie to Spurs

>this mad

top lel what a bunch of fucking mongs with that chelsea-tier chant

Wouldn't surprise me, Man United are scum. They still send death threats to Di Maria for leaving

On the radio they said the delay is because Man Utd arrived late - there's no reason to delay the match due to the bus being dented - the police can deal with that during the match - and I would have thought it makes the police's job much harder to delay the match because they will have thousands of disgruntled fans drinking for an extra 45 minutes now

west ham hates tottenham
chelsea hates tottenham
arsenal hates tottenham

who doesn't hate tottenham in london?

>Sky sports
>"fuck it lets just interview everyone"

Literally everyone

>Down-syndrome face
>hot as fuck

If you're a cucked german maybe.