Let's reach a consensus on the most boring musician of all time. I vote for Tony Bennett

Let's reach a consensus on the most boring musician of all time. I vote for Tony Bennett

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Honeslty user, it depends on the metric. Tony Bennet has greater net boringness that say, Metallica, weighted, per unit of time, but Metallica has peaked at a current higher prominence of boringness as of 2016, (and weighted back to 2000). It really depends how you spin it.

this is a pretty good contender. they haven't gotten more boring over the year, but the boringness is heavy, and low, and steady, since around 1979.

Beyonce

The Carpenters

you are boring

Bing Crosby has Tony Bennett Narrowly beat

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At least Bing Crosby beat his children. That gives him the edge on Bennett

>implying Tony Bennett didn't beat Bing Crosby's children too

This singlehandedly puts Crosby above Bennett
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>At least Bing Crosby beat his children

Thanks user. I needed a laugh like this.

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oh hey guys

You went to the trouble of making this chart.

THIS

My god, I loath this boring cunt.

Even though I accept that Sup Forums was always bad, I don't like being a typical mediocre shitposter user. I figure if I'm gonna post I may as well put some chops into it.

Also, images illustrate points better than words on fora such as this.

Oh hey guys, it's me, your local Goodwill record pile

It just surprised me, effort in a Sup Forums post.

Never have I seen a post so accurate on this entire board.

probably some jangle indie rock bullshit like arctic monkeys or the strokes

Sam Smith

Michael Bublé

Literally: Your mom likes him - the singer.

Close the damn thread, you won't find a better post here

You da real MVP. Salute

Gotta be Miles Davis

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Kenny G might actually be a contender

I'll see your dudebro Mike Bubbly and raise you one Josh Groban

>(u)

josh groban is a top lad, even if his music sucks

Leonard Cohen

mike bubbly's music sucks lamb testicles but he's hilarious and a pretty good guy too. it's hard for me to view either in a good light because their music just makes me so sour. it's like trying to love a robot that's an awesome invention full of potential, except someone programmed it to fistrape little kids. you kind of just have to nuke it because what it actually does is so bad.

Kek

Thank you kind sir.
What?! Even the musically illiterate Miles Davis knew Kenny G was one of the best sax players of all time. He had Kenny tour with him when he was just starting out and even opened for him on at least one occasion.

Kenny G

wait, miles davids opened for the OG kenny?

DIIV

Yeah. His greatest contribution to music was giving Kenny G his start. They toured for a while together and there's a story the G man tells about how Davis came into his dressing room one night and said:
>Man that was great. You were great. I’m going to open for you second show.

tony christie

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Speaking of that sorta thing, Jeff Beck hired the unemployed Rod Stewart to sing for Jeff Beck Group in the late 60s, which was a precursor to metal, and resulted in inflicting Rod Stewart onto the world.

I hereby submit, for the approval of Sup Forums, Rod Stewart

Bob Dylan

hey now herb is peppy as heck

He's such a bro though

yes yes, see

John Mayer or John Denver
Can't decide

john denver is great

and you didn't even check for typos, you worthless faggot.

>no englebert humperdinck

I also agree that Jonny D was great. He wasn't boring because he made crowdpleasing music and had a fucking good laugh doing it. C'mon, the man did several Muppet Shows fro chrissake

I'm gonna go with Lynrd Synkrd or whatever they're called

sorry an'n

>this fucking thread

>this fucking board

Barry manilow you retards

this

they have a couple comfy tracks
>i will follow
>sunday bloody sunday

Barry Manilow

>We play folky country music but with the unique twist that we're awful and fraudulent and limp douchbag hipster filth.

radiohead

Kenny G

did you read that, grimmie? YOU'RE BOORING

>this fucking world

c'mon they're genius

>101 Strings Orchestra
>206 albums of pure shit
not a musician but a band tho

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Yeah.. This is so boring. Especially if you were in the audiences to actually experience the basslines that nearly shook the stadium apart.

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Jason Mraz

he likes K-On though

oh stop being such a flimsy pleb. it's embarassing.

I'm going to assume you never actually listened the the end of a live rendition of Freebird.before their plane crash

That hair is ANYTHING but boring