OFFICIAL KANSAS CITY ROYALS @ NEW YORK YANKEES GAME THREAD

Medlen vs Tanaka

Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
3. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
4. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
5. Alex Gordon (L) LF
6. Salvador Perez (R) C
7. Omar Infante (R) 2B
8. Cheslor Cuthbert (R) 3B
9. Jarrod Dyson (L) RF

Yankees
1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
3. Brian McCann (L) C
4. Carlos Beltran (S) DH
5. Dustin Ackley (L) 1B
6. Aaron Hicks (S) CF
7. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
8. Chase Headley (S) 3B
9. Ben Gamel (L) RF

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R O Y A L S

Jays game isn't on until 10 so it looks like I'll be joining you faggots in the meantime. Bring on the memes.

Sup f a m

go mariners

Raul Mondesi is fucking retarded and I hope the royals trade him

Isn't there something to do in Canada while you wait for the game? Some tranny parade or something?

Why is Michael Kay such a massive faggot?

Yeah they need to find a way to get out of that contract.

One (1) AB. One (1) SO. No impact on the overall series.

>samefagged 20 times

Medlen pls

last digit of this post is how many runs the Yankees will score today

Don't you have some fires to be putting out?

last digit is royals

guys whats it like winning a tarnished world series

I don't live anywhere near the fires you heartless bastard.

Yankees o/

who is this semien demon

Royals beat some Canadian team that also had a roider

>3-2

He was framed. How new are you?

Yeah I'm sure she's a Yankees fan now...

but wikipedia says the blue jays didnt win the world series last season

A FUCKING LEAF.

Also muh bat flips man

Framed so Bautista and Donaldson wouldn't get raped by Manfred

Tanaka seems pumped about the game

Bautista has been tested so many fucking times and was clean. Doland I have no idea but I wouldn't be surprised.

>a scrawny DYEL manlet thats never tested positive for PEDs is the same as a guy who actually tested positive for PEDS

dont ever talk to me or my leaf again

I miss when streams weren't restreams.

>caught using clen
Mondesi has been shitposting on /fit/

framed by smoak so he would win the 1B job by default

>implying a guy that hit 40 homeruns and won an MVP award wasnt tested a dozen times during and after the season

literally everyone that hits 35+ in a season is tested multiple times, if fucking colabottle was tested 4 times a season guys like donaldson have at least a gallon of piss in the MLBs storage center

Royals suck

Whizzinator

DIDI

How can Donaldson be so based yet sound like a 17 year old twink? It confuses me.

>KC Monarchs fedora giveaway on Sunday
Why do baseball teams give out fedoras?

He shrinks his balls with roids

probably because hes a low test beta, his facial hair is patchy and sparse as well

Have you guys told Trudeau that a city is on fire?

He clean

Bautista has a non-threatening voice too. It just comes with the game I guess

nothing anyone can do at this point but let it burn out

Ball shrinkage from roids

is this Yankees v. Blue Rays?

But does Trudeau know?!?

my god who is that

>these faggots talking about honey

No, Blow Gays fans are so obsessed with the Royals and Yankees that they decided to chill in our thread.

roids dont do that to your voice

t. every single blatantly roiding bodybuilder in inexistence

Helen Flanagan

Who is this dick dehydrator?

Jays game isn't on until 10 so I decided to watch this game until then

Medlen pls

How dare you insult the warrior

no phone policy in mosques

ROIDS MAKE YOUR DICK LOOK BIGGER CMON

ITS ALL ABOUT THAT DICK TO BALL RATIO, RIGHT BABE?

Fuck west coast games.

im watching the nats tigers and this

inb4 the first Yankee 3 run dinger of the year

lil loooooooooPeeer

Is that a tattoo on the inner thigh?

It fucks with my sleeping schedule hardcore but whatever

Will Beltran belt one?

are the yes network and angels commentators the most underated broadcasting team in baseball?

Disgusting isn't it?

>Tattoos are bad

im getting really uncomfortable with all the runs and the games the red cucks are winning to be perfectly honest with you guys

As long as I get to play with dem tittays I don't care about the tattoo

>this rotation

At least Headley isn't batting in this situation.

A's suck though.

You should more scared of Baltimore to be honest. They have the best player in the league atm in machado

>t. white trash

what happend to ventura

did he go full JUST mode

L A M E

>t. neckbeard with no friends

Ventura was never anything more than a #3 guy though.

He always loses the mental game

offense

>having a neckbeard and no friend is a bad thing

He wasn't an Ace Ventura?

>t. 4k projection system

>tfw neckbeard and friends that you hate

no

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WHAT IS THAT BEAST

he gets rustled really easily, i think he got pissed at trout for literally simply getting a base hit off him last year

Is Jacoby Ellsbury the World's most expensive hospital bill?

>Sal Pairez
Why is Kay such a fucking moron?

why would you chose either of those?

sloth

>literally zero ass

BLACKED

That's not necessarily incorrect pronunciation.
>t. Half Puerto Rican

THANK YOU BASED CHESLOR

>Allowing a dinger to a cuckbert

DINGERS

KEKBERT DID SOMETHING

i hate shaving and i dont want to be a hermit, plus how do you even make new friends in your 20s

Tanaka's honor ;___;