Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 34 Nights since last BNM: 3
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Frank fails to top Radiohead/Chance -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Dead Sara, Danny Brown, Nick Cave, Angel Olsen, and Bon Iver. -/p4k/ forever
Camden Green
We should start adding 8.0 scores in a seperate tally too i mean it'll give viability to things beyond BNM and the thread might have more discussion.
Joseph Murphy
Angel Olsen 8.8 Vince Staples 8.6
Henry Carter
>Angel Olsen Wait it's not officially out? i mean it leaked so long ago
Leo Jenkins
Yeah it's officially out Friday but it leaked a couple months ago. All 3 singles got BNT so it's definitely in for BNM, and she seems like a ripe pick for a high 8
Jacob Taylor
I miss GCG!
Chase Thompson
>This thread stands with Kesha eternally This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.
Jordan Jones
he couldn't handle the bantz. good riddance.
Levi Lopez
What about de la?
Parker Martin
Solid 8.0
Sebastian Nguyen
I wouldn't be shocked by a 9.0
Eli Powell
SO this new Bon Iver..
David Lee
Thug gonna get a BNM?
Anthony Reyes
It's pretty shitty. He was never really very good but this amateurish glitch stuff is laughable
Gabriel Collins
ah sorry im late to the cringe thread, what'd i miss?
Ayden Robinson
anyone getting a bnm?
Ian Rogers
Whoa, reviews I actually care about.
Isaiah Thompson
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Vince Staples 8.0 by Mehan Jayasuriya Crystal Castles 6.8 BTFO by Evan Rytlewski Porches 7.5 by Jonah Bromwich Nathan Bowles 7.5 by Sam Sodomsky
Dylan Wood
Crystal Castles didn't even get the lead review kek
Aiden Carter
Crystal Castles are over and Ethan should've had enough balls to start a new project.
Joshua Hernandez
I have no idea why he would try to continue without Alice. Idiotic. How far does he expect to get on name recognition alone?
Isaac Reed
Because he actually believed he was the sole reason CC were great. Even without a voice Alice had the energy and the stage presence that is rare even with A-list performers.
Carter Brooks
sup Alice, when's the new music coming out? Or did you already break up with the new guy that's doing all the work?
Parker Taylor
omg this so much! I'm so happy people understand the genius that is pitchfork on here, and reddit for that matter (sigh baka I know people are not the biggest fans on reddit here =) but those indieheads do get it right IMO). Love Kesha so much too; it's soooo criminal what happened to her!
Chase Rodriguez
I wish I was her, all them modeling gigs, top tier coke and shit. Alice was a stellar performer and so-caleed vocal melodies she wrote were neat. I'm actually want to find her social networks now when you reminded
Brandon Johnson
0,5/10
Austin Clark
I found Alice and her husbando from HEALH and desu I'd suck his dique, thanks
Leo Russell
I suppose this is your first time to Sup Forums, no? If so, yeah, we have quite the different culture as opposed to Sup Forums, Sup Forums, or the like. Female?
Bentley Lopez
That review of the Crystal Castles album was so predictable. They'll never give him a good review again, because he was mean to her!
