What is the best FICTIONAL sport?
Pic related.
What is the best FICTIONAL sport?
Pic related.
mandingo fighting
the long walk
>fictional
Transcendent reality games
Calvin ball
Having sex
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This. Undeniable.
>it was 28-Z
Dunno about best, but I know the worst was that shit in BSG that was essentially just that throw-a-little-beanbag-into-a-hole things from elementary school fairs mixed with apehoop
Blernsball
So they finally fixed baseball, huh?
the hunger games
Came here to post this
>Pic related.
Nah. Quidditch is full on retarded. It's not even a good satire of sports.
Quidditch doesn't even make sense.
WHOEVER CATCHES THE SNITCH WINS.
If you're winning anyways, go ahead and catch it.
If you're not winning by catching the snitch, why would you seal a loss?
You'd rather wait until it makes sense to catch it and then win.
What a shit sport.
Baseball
Sounds like the most american sport ever, hotdogs, funny suits and baseball caps.
They should work out some rules and start a league.
Blitzball
crabcock
actually had this explained to me. catching the snitch doesn't necessarily win the game for you, it just ends the game. it also gives you like 150 points or something.
each goal is worth 10 i think? so if you're up by more than 15 goals and the other team catches the snitch, you still win.
it's still a stupid concept but there ya go.
Well that was exactly my point. Why would you end the game when you're losing?
well hypothetically, the snitch catcher would probably make sure the other snitch catcher can't get to it instead of going for it himself while his team tries to make a comeback.
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>women in charge of creating sports that make sense
if a sport is actually good it wouldnt be fictional
American Football
It was designed in a way it didn't make sense on purpose, it's supposed to make men who watch real sports angry, it's a "le quirky feminist" """"" critique """"" of sports and its fans
It worked, I hate that bitch and her books, and only watch the movies to fap at loli Hermione
If only the game actually played like the opening scene to FF10
i think your reading a bit too far into a childrens book paco
>entire match is rendered worthless because one player catches a special ball
yeah that, not everything is a conspiracy against you
The author admitted it
"It infuriates men...which is quite satisfying given my state of mind when I invented it"
Cricket