/cum/ Canada, US, Mexico

How did my toilet get so clogged? edition

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anime

Trolling reddit has never been easier

US-sama, please help Latvia-kun, Russia-kun is bullying him. Don't let Russia-kun bully any more, Ukraine-san is still in the hospital.

Haven't you heard? Russia is my new best buddy and if he says otherwise im going to take that little shits lunch money.

Brit women

How? Do you give them anti-Trump propaganda and watch them chimp out about "muh wall!"?

Good edition
Good taste
Good thread

Just ordered 15 subs to be picked up from my local Publix, they didn't take a credit card or anything

Just gave them my name and credit card.

I have no intention of picking them up

terrible edition
terrible taste
terrible thread

Phone number*

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Penis

>hanging out with bros
>say ill suck his dick
>he thinks its just a prank
>get on my knees and start sucking
>he trys to pull out
>wrap my arms around his legs and brace them against my chest
>steal all his mana
>Mfw I was a succubus the whole time

Go be autistic somewhere else

Checkmate, athiests.

nice try kid

Basically. They're so anti-trump that even humouring his points brings out the shills and sjws

/r/politics is a fucking goldmine

FUCK /CUM/

reported

>Misreading the post
>Reddit is anti-Trump
Newfag pls leave.

>announcing reports
reported.

Fuck EU

A-are you seriously implying reddit is pro-trump?


BAHAHAHAHAHA

reported for announcing reports

>another one
another for the report pile

yes please

First day on Sup Forums, kiddo? This place is swarming with pro-Trump Redditors. Oh, that's right. You're just a shill.

>reporting a report because he announced a report while also getting reported for the same thing
>by me

Really good article, needs a read

archive.frontpagemag.com/readArticle.aspx?ARTID=24240

THE IDEA has become popular in liberal, libertarian, and neoconservative circles that the United States is a "propositional nation." This means that the essence of America consists of certain ideas, from which it follows that the principal thing we should concern ourselves with in our national life is whether we continue to instantiate these ideas. It also follows that conservatism consists in conserving these ideas and this is the problem by implication nothing else. This is a thus deeply mischievous notion, mischievous because it is a half-truth, and it must be debunked.

The first problem with the idea that America is a propositional nation is this: what is the proposition? Ignoring answers invented on the spot without even pretence of historical justification, the most common answer is that it is,

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

The first problem with the claim that this is our national proposition is this: this is not the law of the land. These words come from the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. One might as well say that America is founded on Tom Paine’s assertion in his pamphlet Common Sense, that "an island cannot rule a continent." Both these assertions may be true, they may be noble, they may have contributed to the subsequent founding of our country, but they are not law and are therefore not morally binding on Americans. The Constitution is the actual, legally-binding, law of the land, upon which our other laws, and thus the structure of our society, are based. It is the foundation of our nation, not the Declaration.

>Why yes, I do believe that Reddit is anti-Trump

This place is definitely Trump Shill central but Reddit is the opposite. It's why you gotta browse both.

>report submitted for post No.67495163
nice try kiddo

literally the entire site was pro-clinton with the exception of one small subreddit. /r/politics for example had a population 12 times larger than the trump subreddit and it was clinton's propaganda machine

>Why yes, I do unironically browse Reddit

wew lad, reported again

Looks like they're back to being berntards now

Ever notice how all British flags are pro-Trump? It's almost like there's some kind of shill around here...

>he doesnt browse reddit

Me when visiting this thread without mom's permission

reported
chalk up one more report by me

>Admits to using Reddit
>Admits to being a Trump shill
Wew lad.

>point out how you're wrong
>omg you must be le pro-Trump

why are clitary cucklets all pathetic lowlife losers?

I sometimes think about getting my life together, becoming really fit, and returning to make some neet my wife

haha sorry for breaking the masquerade but sometimes you gotta have real talk, you know?

>all these aspiring janitors itt

Say it with me: Madame President

A happy Leni is a cute Leni

>walking through campus
>THICC girl in yoga pants waiting in line ahead of me
>get to spend a solid 10 minutes looking at her ass

bruhs

Why are you shilling so hard, CTR? The election is over.

>cucking for the loser

sad!

reddit

I want to confuse Leni.

That's it?

... you just looked at it?

>trying to turn Sup Forums into Reddit

Sad

did some imagining too

quite a bit, actually

That's what it already is you faggot

Wing Stop or Whataburger for lunch?

I hope you took some pics for your buds at /cum/

there's so few fast food options in canada reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>Why yes, I support the murder of animals by buying wings and burgers

nah

Im not LMM

You pretty much have the same options as most Americans, Ameri-lite

There's literally nothing wrong with being autistic

You didn't answer my question dumb leafposter

t. Autist

Except you know, for the ackwardness

i am absolutely running reddit now, my lads

may as well be the ceo

nah

five guys is very uncommon
never saw whataburger
no culvers
no chipotle
no potbelly
no chic fil a
no in n out

What are you doing here, Mr. Trump?

...

>yfw somebody put a stake in the leaf pile
People do this all the time in sweden and finland. Like put a stake in the water by a peer so when people jump in they impale themselves. Or they put fishing lines on biking paths

i can't answer it because i dont know what those are

Well would you rather eat a burger or chicken

i see five guys, chipoltle and chick fil a everywhere

It's bait for the Canadian stealing all my OC. >:} Gonna catch that rascal this time.

depends on the burger and the chicken

one place may be so much better it's not just a matter of burger vs chicken

Fine fuck it
evens = burger

where do you live?

there are like two five guys in my city of 2 million

yes fuck real Sup Forums discussion

let's talk about chic fil a

mcfuckin kill ya selves

okay mister NYC

today was a very nice day /Cum/.
hows is your day going?

>Implying the Redditors will allow us to have serious discussion

>that one Ukrainian guy in every /cum/ thread
cheeki breeki

wtf is "real int discussion"?

Also this is a general, we talk about everything.

pourin' out a 40 for all the /cum/dumpsters that have been bullycided by Trump supporters

I slept for maybe 2 hours, found out I didnt have class after waking up for it at 8 in the morning, and bombed a quiz

w-what?

talking about fast food restaurants

youtube.com/watch?v=0W0tiskB0Xk

this is pretty nice desu

not very good, how about yours

HILLARY IS THE FUCKING BULLY!

You sound like a turbo normie.
This is supposed to be an autistic club where we banter back and forth about stuff people like you don't care about.

you live in a massive city

*throws you out of a helicopter*

I am a normie indeed. Not every place has to be an autistic weeb zone. Us normies need love too.

woke up like a fresh new born baby didn't slept in a bad position found some 500 pesos on the ground, today was a very good day. Also why is your day not going very good?

it's not that massive

but big enough that there should be more than two five guys

I had great day, thanks for asking, Texas :)

lol fuck off

go back to fucking reddit please