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first for freedom

Bill Clinton is objectively more alpha than Brady, prove me wrong.

Pro-tip: You can't.

Post your total war progress

Any other /cum/rades play Dota 2 as well or no?

business idea: purge all non whites

my sister is being a BITCH

No one plays dotes anymore Thom.

reminder that people care about you, anonymous!

what civ mod is this ?

you're full of shit.

plz die.

i know it to be true

what is the game?

Only 10 hours left of work and I've gotten everything done. Thank dog for Netflix mobile

A FUCKING FENCE

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>why did I allow the jungle fever to control my mind
>my children look like potatoes now
>my parents disowned me
>they hate their ugly grandchildren
>I wasted my white genes

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the girl looks pretty cute to me

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>Two /cum/ threads at once

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Cum brady, lol

multi thread shitposting

>when the Manifest Destiny and American Exceptionalism hits

Mexican anons, what do you think of chicano TV shows like George Lopez?

>tfw you will never see the biblical apocalypse and be whisked away to gated community salvation by rich white jesus

>Massa-loose-shits
trash

Very cringeworthy

Trump is "The Lion from the North". (see MAGA lion) Embrace him. It is his time to rule at last. Seventy years (7 months and 7 days) he has waited to sit upon his throne. He has no allegiance. He will swear no oath. He is crowned by God and not by the church as his power is divine. [1] He was chosen by heaven. [2] Say his name when you pray to the sky. Through battles, he lead us to victory. [3] There is no man alive or dead that commands him. He only answers to the Lord. What he says was said in heaven and so it shall be done. [4] His will be done. [5]

1. www.nytimes.com/2016/02/19/world/americas/pope-francis-donald-trump-christian.html?_r=0
2. biblehub.com/matthew/24-31.htm
3. time.com/4563685/donald-trump-wins/
4. biblehub.com/amos/3-8.htm
5. biblehub.com/matthew/6-10.htm


Maybe you just might user...

These are pretty good (even if they're generic obama hate) who makes them?

Jon McNaughton

Who?

I won't blow my second chance

I will blow your mom.

Good luck!

I will NOT fap again.

you know you cant win against your instincts , just let it happen noone will judge you

>hurr durr the US military is garbage because they lost in Vietnam
>why should we spend money on our military when we have the US to protect us?
What is it going to be, Yuros?

*chugs a glass of milk*

AAHHHHHHHH

Euros aren't allowed here.

Diem did NOTHING wrong

Just played a chapter of murdered soul suspect. It was good.

i'm going to do it

Which method? :^)

hey Canada, when are you going to annex Quebec?

No sexy thicc posting tonight?

same. I decided it on my birthday and I'm going to abide by it

depends, are you gonna post your thighs?

its cold as fuck outside

how does bridge sound?

Threads dead.

Been that way for hours now.

skuur idorr

I really do love these marches, lads. They're so fucking sad though.
>fritz goes to war to kill commies
>all the fritz's march and sing songs about qt german girls back home
>commies kill fritz and advance into germany
>commies """""liberate""""" and kill qts
>commies sack berlin
>germany turns into a turbo cucked cultural marxist shithole with no identity

gas the kikes

>5:00pm
>already completely dark and cold outside

bit depressing desu

Like it will make a big mess. Have fun.

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I've heard it's like hitting concrete except if that doesn't kill you the drowning and shock from the cold water will.

You don'd really wand do gas me! Do you?

>bridge

how hard is it to go to lowe's and buy a length of rope

>go to class with the sun not even close to touching the horizon to the west
>come out ~2 hours later and its pitch black and I can see my breath

fucking spooky

pretty hard in this economy, you also have to find something to support your weight and then the neighbours have to deal with the smell...

Yes, but not this

Yes. But I won't gas the IDF girls.

My plan is to rent a car then drive it into something solid at a high rate of speed. Most modern cars can get to 140 mph on straightaways.

>Propaganda never looked so good

Jesus fucking CHRIST do you see how well this IDF propaganda works?

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it's time for Sup Forums to die

>21
>virgin
>awake at 2AM
>playing arcade games in sc2
>people in the last thread called me a lost cause

JUST

>tfw no qtpi jewess gf

Only if the body is the master of the mind, but the earth doesn't preside over the heavens. The body wants to give up, the mind says let go. Which form of slavery are you destined for? That depends on which master you serve, power or authority?

I agree

does your university have an Israel on Campus club? I've always been curious as to what goes on at them

Why dont you go and then tell us?

They got that fat tit meat.

Hey, a qt is a qt and if you say no you're baka
Also sour grapes

the only religious clubs Ive seen were christians on campus, these "new life church" cult nutjobs, muslims united, and Jehovas witnesses always standing by to hand out pamphlets on the quad

i'm not one of god's chosen people, though I could maybe pass for one

>though I could maybe pass for one

>be me years ago
>be ugly middle-schooler
>people always call me Jewish
>people ask me if i'm Jewish
>I ask why
>you're ugly and look like one hahaha!

LIKE ANNUDAH SHOAH IT WAS

oy vey

Me in the middle

that does it, Im taking that Birthright trip

I had a few teachers ask me aswell in high school although I'd like to think that had more to do with my name coming from the old testament

>Birthright trip

Wait, I've got an all inclusive FREE trip for you!

>"we should conscript young women into the IDF" they said
>"they'll be professional" they said
>"they won't act like whores" they said

don't they pay for breast enlargements

helps with troops morale or something

I think these hoes are looking to take some kebab rather than remove it

>This can't be real
>look it up
>Britain and Australia did it
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-41561/Servicewomen-given-breast-implants-boost-morale.html
>telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1563392/Australian-navy-pays-for-breast-enlargements.html

My sides

Does the ride ever stop?

Does it ever get better?

Dumb frog poster.

First time I heard about it I looked it up too. Odd but funny as hell.

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See now this photograph is staged. Those previous ones are candid.

Really makes you think.

exgf texts me "hi user :), can I call you?"
I haven't opened my app in the last 16 hours out of fear of letting her seen and get her mad.
Jesus Christ when did I became in the pathetic scrub I'm now?

>kick him in the nutz

Krav Maga is best martial art :^)

"No"

Problem solved amigo

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I can't do that, that's like... super rude.
Also she's getting hotter by the day, too bad she's just as bland and uninteresting as the day I met her.

What do you think about this one?
Staged?


Heute wollen wir marschier'n
Einen neuen Marsch probier'n
In dem schönen Westerwald
Ja da pfeift der Wind so kalt

>Also she's getting hotter by the day

Post pics

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