HELLO DARKNESS MY GOOD FRIEND

HELLO DARKNESS MY GOOD FRIEND

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I TRIED SO HARD AND WENT SO FAR

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fuck sake lads

cant be arsed with the championship like

Get used to it la

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THIS IS THE END MY ONLY FRIEND THE END

The funny thing is that's a cropped picture of a Blackpool fan, and Newcastle are about to become the new Blackpool.

JUST

M-maybe we'll win games in the champo

Will we even get get promoted back up next season ? I fucking doubt it.

Gunna do a Wigan.

100+ points last time
You'll be fine so long as you're up the first season

Sad af

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

All about having a solid manager now, assuming Rafa leaves
Fuck knows who though
And hiring someone better for recruitment than Alan Carr's dad

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>CHIMPING OUT

The Championship has got harder since then

Not with the Ashley-Charnsley-Carr trifecta at the helm, you won't.

Better round up all virgin women in town and offer them to Rafa.

>majority of people at work are mackems
fucking end it

BECAUSE I'M

BECAUSE I'M

GLAD ALL OVER

[sounds of Pardew laughing in the distance]

WHEN I WAS

You've spent 100 million pounds this year, you're literally going bankrupt mate.

Could be worse. All the people in work for me are fags and women so I can't banter about the footy.

OFFICIAL APOLOGY THREAD

I'll laugh so hard when Ashley fucks off and leaves the club in horrible debt.

mate is the biggest Newcastle fan out, we've all been giving him shit for years about going down and it's finally happening

best day of my life

True Geordie arsedevastation when

>newcastle
>virgin women
wew lad

Different this time though. Back then they had a lot of english players who were well suited to the Championship. Nolan, Carroll, Guthrie, Smith etc.

Don't see their current crop of JF doing much. It will probably take them at least a season to sort their shit. Same with Villa. I can see Norwich doing a Burnley though and coming straight back up, since they've got mostly the same team as the 14/15 season

WITHIN THE MINDS OF EVERYONE OF US

LIES A PIETY, TRUTHS OF LUST

What happened to the qt seahoreses?

IT'S OVER

Anyone got any tip top mag anger?

Mitro Championship top scorer 2016-17?

It will be shock and sadness, the anger comes later

Today, even Liverpool reminding everyone of Slippy G is only secondary.

I'm just depressed m8, but the last few seasons have just been depressing, with Rafa's spell the only light part, he just arrived too late
Hard to be angry when you've been getting fucked over for years

>Mitrovic
>Staying

Pick one and ONLY one.

*extremely geordie voice*
admini-stray-shun

Yeah I understand I guess. Honestly, I had >us going down instead of you, but I guess we've just got more experience in the relegation slog.

Chances are >we will be in the championship next season, so whatever.

I reckon he'll stay.

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

Disgrace really that fucking clowns are allowed to ruin great clubs like that.

Where does andros land lads?

Nah we are financially stable. But we're missing out on a huge cash injection that will give all the clubs next season a big boost. We'll come back up i reckon. Just gunna be a boring slog

WHY CANT SUNDERLAND JUST FUCK OFF

Sunderland need to figure out what the fuck they want to do
Ironically enough Newcastle finally picked a manager and backed him with tons of cash this year and did worse than ever. Sunderland get by buying the odd literal who and the occasional clutch purchase e.g. defoe
They just seem to aim for "survival" every year, which can only work so long

>doesn't realise Ashley is one of the richest PL owners in the league
He's fucking minted mate, he just is tight as fuck before this year, which showed the people running the club he bought are chumps

To be fair I think we aim for mid table mediocrity, it's just that we're too shit to achieve it.

One big problem has been the world's worst backroom staff, but now they've all been sacked over the Johnson affair we might be able to get shit done.

I'm still butthurt they allowed Johnson to play after he was initially suspended, just in time for the derby

We have only ourselves to blame, hell Sunderland could have gone down the last few years without the guaranteed 6 points a year from derbies

>Geordie season in a nutshell

Newcastle are one of the richest clubs in England. They keep their wage bill low, have huge ticket sales, one club city so shirt and Merch sales high. The 100 mil they spent was money that Ashley had lying around. They can afford to keep all their players, but it's just a Matter of who they want to keep and who wants to stay. They need to keep towns head, mitro and jamal. And Elliot. If they kept those three core players they'll be fine. If not next season will be a struggle for them.

I can honestly see them rolling over the champsionship next season.

> Missing out on the first season of the new PL TV deal

They'll get instantly relegated.

Can we all come together to laugh at Jack Colback?

Ooooh weeeoooh I look just like Buddy Holly!

>Couldn't even beat Villa after they had already been relegated

You deserve to go down to League 2.

DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME
I CANNOT SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

Wait for the True Geordie vid m8

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>Newcastle

youtube.com/watch?v=O2p4N7XrpV8

Newcastle fan:

Minsh
@ PaulMinshaw
10m
Tomorrow we'll wake up in the Championship. Still better than waking up in Sunderland .

True Dat

>Friendly reminder

Enjoy Jonjo

I've never stepped foot in the UK but I fucking loathe Geordies with a passion.

is this normal?

Yes lad.

That cunt can fuck off.

1 FOR SORROW

I'm so happy for him. I hope he will never leave the Championship again.

>mitro
>good
lel, toon fans really are delusional

Some guy in the pub last weekend genuinely didn't like me simply because I support his rival team and then tried to convince me that Newcastle would have been a top 5 team next season

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2m
Jack Colback when he signed for Newcastle from Sunderland . Oh dear, oh dear.

Did I say he was good?

He's bang average but I reckon he'll thrive in the championship. His type of league. More bullish.

I don't believe for a second that's a genuine quote.Nobody is that fucking stupid.

Who is this yank with a hatred for Newcastle?

That's a completely made up quote, and it obviously is haha. No player would talk like that

don't do it

Wor Jack is

This is Karma you know....for what they did to Jonas Gutierrez.

kek

twitter.com/football_league/status/730497124505358336

This guy seems like such a faggot

Fucking hell thats amazing

Geordie here, I can kinda see why. Our only contributions to the world that are vauguly positive is sting, cheryl cole and Ant and Dec.

We're responsible for Newcastle Brown Ale (which is big in america if I recall directly, lots of people drank it when I went over), Geordie shore and this lovely fella.

I CANNOT SCORE
I CANNOT WIN

Being a yo-yo club is suffering

IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

> Newcastle will be playing here next season

That burtons ground?

>boro up
>mags down
what a time to be alive

Getting sick of your sort tbqh. There should be a 3 strike rule, if you go up and get relegated three times in the space of a decade, you become ineligible for promotion for 3 full seasons.

Looks kind of comfy desu

why?

or not

Is Boro more of a yo-yo club than Norwich? Weirdest things, yo-yo clubs.

>FIVE (5) Dutch NT starters are playing in the Championship next year, that is, if they don't cut their losses and leave

JUST
U
S
T

At least we'll have comfy /toon/ threads now.
Even if we're all depressed

Wijnaldum is leaving isnt he?

hahahahahahahaha

nah, you will still see people talking about how deluded newcastle fan are for wanting to come back to the PL

Yeah.... And let's not forget the locomotive train engine... Not like that revolutionised the world...

(And lucozade.... Your welcome you hungover fucks)
((Not bitter))

I have absolutely no idea what a geordie with a strong accent says, just like Cork or Kerry people in Ireland, I get frightened when they try to have a conversation, incase I offend them by nodding my head to everything.

t. random bandwagoner of a top 4 club

Who will buy him?