Why haven't you banged a Scandinavian?

Why haven't you banged a Scandinavian?

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Because I'm gay and I don't like women.

Im brown and my height is 1.71m

I have, it was good. Would do it again.

because i don't live in Sweden

>Sweden
Haha

Because Sweden is very far.

im not dark enough

Do non-Europeans consider those women good looking? Scandinavians are overrated.

Because I'm a drunk whose only concerned with acquiring money to feed my guns&ammo addiction

>Because I'm gay and I don't like women.

Shouldn't that make it easier to bang a Scandinavian?

Do they like Indian men!? If they do, I'll be there in a jiffy!

Because I don't know how to talk to women.

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They certainly draw attention, but they look like barbies. Sort of "insipid".

Don't get me wrong, I'd still bang one of them really hard, but I think there are better specimens somewhere else.

because i'm an ugly russian piece of shit

the only northern euro I've met here was race mixed and took more of her dads looks than her mums

I am not black and an actor.

>see a qt blonde
>her hair is actually bleached

every time, even the natural blondes fuck with it

feels bad man

already did

Because I'm not black

I'm too white.

I am not a Turk.

I already banged a Norwegian and a Swedish one. Feels good.

I've been told Finnish girls are fairly easy and approachable so maybe one day I will fuck one, who knows. Right know I'm just too broke so hopefully I will go there in the future.

I am not a ghetto Puerto Rican from NYC.

Well it use to piss off anders brevik when ascandi girl chose a paki over him

that's true. Just buy a ticket to any Scandic countries. Stay for a week. Get a place from Air BnB. Open tinder and let the magic happen.

fucking 3d bitches cant touch my japanese sword

because i'm autistic

I have banged, danish women, norwegian, finnish and now at sweden for a few months. Scandinavian women are easy to get, just tidy up your face, be talk active, don't talk an american or have conversations like them, the women get instantly put off with that. Also be generous, try to buy them drinks, most will say no because "muh equality" but they will give in eventually and that's when you know you scored it ;)

Because Maoris are considered "Too White" For Scandi's

Probably no Scandinavians in Indiana.

I doubt kiwis are very exotic to them

this

Haven't met any scandinavians.They would probably hate me anyway because i'm Turkish.

>don't talk an american or have conversations like them

What does that even mean?

3rd worlder watch porn with blonde women and that's a big reason why they wan 2 fug

That's where you're mistaken

Not my type

Really? Where do you live? You'll probably late, but in the mid 00's is was popular amognst party girls from Northern Europe to have a turkish bf as a summer fling.

I have and it was the worst lay of my life

Means don't say "ayo babe" or "babe" or small talk about irrelevant stuff, don't come off that you want fug.

Look 12 post up you nigger.

already have

visited my cousins in sweden for a summer and got laid every weekend basically

I'm also a sandnigger so the memes are true

How can one compete with this type of Alpha Swede? We have no chance.

nor do they

I have and I'm shitskin too, Kek

Because scandinavians are not white.

I'm white and my height is 1.65m

I have never seen a bagina.

>american
>men

this

>white
>less than 185cm
Pick one Abdul

>less than 200 cm
>white

I'm white :(

>post
>flag
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Muslim sand niggers takeover the Scandinavian position

Because I'm black :(

how are danish women ?

best in whole Europe and therefore world

You have experience with them ?

i loved danish girl

Danish women are worse than Swedish women. A girl i know told me they used to play the bottle game for giving bjs in school. Don't get me wrong i didn't base my opinion only on that case.

female sexual liberatioin was a mistake

God damn the memes are true. Scandinavia is a land of blondes. Also this type of McDonald sucks. In Poland in most of them you just make an order, get a ticket with the number of your order and go wait for it untill they call you. That way there is almost no qeues.

>Don't get me wrong i didn't base my opinion only on that case.
Give more info plox

add a muslim on top of that and you can fuck literally any scandinavian girl you want

Don't they only do black guys?

They do non whites, that's why poles get so much swedish pussy. Poles are finns in denial and finns are mongols in denial therefore Poles are mongoles. That's what i tell every swedish girl i meet and 5 mins later i'm fucing her from behind.

because i hate their mannerisms

oh but i have

i'm only missing island and then i have completed the entire nordic bloc

Well, i often visit Sweden. So back then i was in Malmö and as you probably know many Danish people travel there. So once i met a danish girl there, word for word and i asked her out. I guess she was interested because i'm russian. Btw i really like that Scandis are kinda open people at least everyone i met or have as friends. So basically we started to talk on the "date" and the topic about exs appeared, i was honest so as she. She said i only had three bfs (25 yo) so that's okay if you ask me, but then she started to talk about one night stands she had and that she didn't want to technically lose her virginity so she only did anal. So "how many?" - "idk maybe around 30 i stopped count". Also she said she had two abortions, not like i'm against it but imo it shows she's not really "safe" to have sex with.

And a little addition. If you can easily recognize slut women in Russia (because they look trashy), that doesn't work in Scandi, they have money although often pretend they don't, so the women look neat and wear expensive clothes, that's a bit weird because Scandi men don't look that stylish on the streets.

Damn son...

I barely leave my house so I haven't met any yet

>she didn't want to technically lose her virginity
>she said she had two abortions

>She said i only had three bfs (25 yo)

>be talk active
is this the new bait that all the kids are using these days?

doesnt answer his question. If she only did anal she couldnt get pregnant

Okay if you really can't figure this out i'll explain - she has vaginal sex with her bfs whom she doesn't count as one night stands.

You do know that bestiality is illegal in sweden, right?

Så saftigt butthurt.

What am I supposed to be butthurt over? That I didn't nearly fuck a skanky whore?

That a russian who you obviously hate, more successful with your women. Read the thread and get the point of it, i don't fuck sluts you dövstum.

>who you obviously hate
? What would I hate Russians for? How did you come to that conclusion?

>more successful with your women
Well, everyone whose even been with a woman is so that's not really much of an achievement.

>dövstum
Deaf mute? That doesn't really mean anything together in Swedish.

I'm too white, they won't let me.

>That doesn't really mean anything together in Swedish
Are you Swedish? Which lön?

What did you mean by bestiality is illegal? That Denmark has more pigs than people?

>an achievement
Many Swedes here are kissless vigrins, like you didn't see swedishthread.

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I'm a mediterranean looking 6'2" guy, what are my chances?

>the bottle game for giving bjs in school
wtf. we only did kisses

I'm 25, in my time it was only kisses too and i doubt nowadays pupils are that slutty here. Anyway if you want to prove i said something exaggerated or else i'd like to listen.

>Are you Swedish? Which lön?
I take it your mean län and not lön (salary)? I'm a southerner.

>That Denmark has more pigs than people
I guess you could put it that way.

>Many Swedes here are kissless vigrins
Well, yeah. It's Sup Forums after all.

It's not a common thing to say. In fact I don't think I've ever heard it being used.

Well shit idk. I'm 28. And the oldest youngster in my family is 3.

Yeah, ett tryckfel.

Okay than i misunderstood you, sorry!

>it being used.
Hm, i used and heard it in Stockholm.

How to get any Finnish girl.
Be Swedish

HB your experience with the women?

Blondes are boring.
Go redhead or go home.

Haven't had sex in 4 years. But it's fine. Had ton of sex when teenager, so I don't feel I'm missing out

How about you?

Because there is only one girl that's even a little attractive in that picture

So these tons were with your gfs? Or one night stands? Are you pretty or smart or how did you get these?

Mine is fine had ten and i don't do one night stands, just not my thing you know. I'm also the type who's not exactly asexual but i don't chase women.

I an greek