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Giants
Span CF
Panik 2B
Duffy 3B
Posey C
Pence RF
Crawford SS
Gillaspie 1B
Blanco LF
Bumgarner P
Jays
Pillar CF
Donaldon 3B
Bautista RF
Encarnacion 1B
Tulowitzki SS
Martin C
Barney 2B
Carrera LF
Stroman P
manlet vs bum
ump already irking the bum
>taking out saunders from left
man...
Panik you fucking retard
I fucking hate this team with a burning passion sometimes
Ump ball in full effect
Jays like to take a lot of pitches
>martin up
risp inc
why does martin bother swinging?
not even joking
The memes start early today
Whheeww
Thanks Martin for swinging at ball three
that was our only chance to score
bottom of the lineup will strikeout a dozen times this game and the top of the order doesnt play after the 1st inning
this game is over
lets go giants
Strike zone is awful desu
>Stroman has 15 straight starts without a loss
Looks like today is a good day to get the first
>Kruk and Kuip trashing manlet' height
I love it
kek.
Fuck man
>Bochy JUSTing already at his inert offense
>posey ending his 0-18 streak
looks like its gonna be a bullpen game
stroman is good for 2 or 3 runs and that will be enough for the giants to win it
Who wants to bet that Stroman gets more hits than the rest of the Jays' bottom half of the lineup?
this webm always makes me laugh.
what the hell was going on here?
>happ unironically has a better BA than 3 starters
If he gets a hit it would be luck/ beginners luck
Gave that a good ride to center tobh
Who else thinks that Chinese woman in the TD/jays commercial is kinda hot?
rip timmy ;_;
>Giants keep getting gifts from Jays defense
Will they keep wasting them?
Safe desu
That would be me.
How did he even call him out to begin with? He was safe by half a step easily
No idea, he's obviously safe.
Based Whiteshark
>its another stroman cant get strikeouts episode
(0) ZERO out
Thank you based Blanco
Hello .500
He's pitching pretty well. He's getting weak grounders and his defense is fucking him hard.
BUm better average than Martin.
>they cut before the stroman freakout
its actually impressive how much tulo has declined in 1 year
he had 0 errors i think all of last season with us and he has 5 in 2016 alone along with him hitting .150 and striking out over 25% of the time
He's getting old and defense is the first thing to go. Plus, he was always a coorsbabby.
YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT STOP SWINGING AT LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PITCH
...
being a coors baby has nothing to do with not being able to make contact
>tfw pitchers haven't figured out that all they need to do is walk donaldson, bautista, and encarnacion and they get 3 free strike outs no matter what
>swing at balls
>dont swing at fastballs in the strikezone
what did they mean by this?
is everyone but donny trying to intentionally tank?
Fuck, cmon Bum
we wont score here btw
What the fuck happened to Bum's command? His K's are way up, but his BB's have doubled.
JD
D
BASED DONNY
>he doesn't realize that coors stops breaking stuff from breaking
He spent his career feasting off of hanging curves and sliders senpai.
what was that?
we wont score another it will be a strikeout but if donny didnt steal there we wouldnt have scored
>tfw still won't get a run
gotta steal home senpai
so explain to me why hes literally staring at 90 mph fastballs in the strikezone without flinching
>"Juiced ball bull shit"
>Tulo
>swinging at another ball 3
I think Tulo needs to get eye surgery
Based Donny and Eddy
Bullshit, that was a couple inches outside
>that strikeout
This ump's strike zone is extremely inconsistent
>they go down in order
That was brutal.
SOON
Not soon enough damnit
Both teams been getting fucked by the ump desu.
>every single cut back from commercial to the stadium
>all this amazing food
>amazing view
>fresh ocean air
>everyone having fun
what the fuck is AT&T park like some resort or something?
miss u baby
AT&T is imo the best stadium in baseball
It's wonderful
The only problem is sometimes you have to share it with random dodger fans who show up and heckle like assholes
It's pretty comfy. I went years ago and saw Bonds jack HRs.
It's like paradise in comparison to the skydome
Indisputable best park in the game, senpai.
Unfortunately, everyone knows this, so it's always super crowded and the tickets are really fucking expensive.
GIBBY STOP USING THESE BAD SHIFTS
REEEEEEEEEEE
Jays fans, your defense has looked really shaky all day. Is it usually this terrible?
barney is a big downgrade defensively from goins and stroshows been giving up some hard contact lately
No but they must've figured that since their batting has been doing so badly they should bring their defense to the same level
>the manlet might get his first loss
>you will never live at at&t park
fuck
>Stroman is seeing the ball better than the entire Jays batting lineup
>swinging on a ball a catcher had to get up to try and catch
pillar seriously needs to fuck off from lead off forever
hes literally too stupid to bat there
Please move kevin pillar down in the lineup
>dolan hasnt hit a dinger in a month
this team is literally finished
SF commentating crew was like "It's really weird that their leadoff guy doesn't like walks"
>stroman
>haha kevin is hot put him in the leadoff spot again!
kill the people managing this team
it's saunders day off, and Carrera swings at more pitches than pillar
Cmon jints, let's get some insurance ffs so we don't fucking get swept
barney then
we cant have a leadoff where the fucking cunt swings on LITERALLY EVERY PITCH
He's hitting leadoff even when saunders is playing how is that an excuse?
>These terrible fucking shifts that keep letting easy ground outs go into the outfield
i fucking told you stroman would choke
fucking manlets when will they learn
>Bases loaded no outs
I-Is it finally happening? Are our bats finally back?
jesus christ
nice job managing contact stroman
>pisslar
>PILLAR