OFFICIAL BBQ/COOKOUT GAMES POWER RANKING

1. Horse shoes
2. Cornhole
3. Croquet
4. Frisbee golf
5. Badminton
6. Volleyball
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10. Shuffleboard
11. Bocce ball
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50. KanJam
51. Lawn Darts
52. Lasso Golf
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9001. Those dumb oversized regular games like lawn tic tac toe and lawn dominoes

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>no uncle tickle

>nigga knows bocce ball
Youre alright user

>hitting on your hot, younger cousin not top 3

Volleyball and badminton should be lower. It sucks to play them cause you have to get all hot and sweaty. I like the games you can relax and have a beer and burger in hand while playing

>Norwegian golf not listed

REEEEE

How do you play disc golf at a BBQ you retard.

Do you mean ultimate Frisbee?

>No cousingrope
Its like you hate fun

top tier game here famalams

That's lasso Golf

Pic related is frisbee golf

>tfw your super qt but awkward as fuck 20 year old cousin is now hanging out with a 35 year old coalburner single mom because they work together

I'm worried bros.

>lasso golf
It's Norwegian golf you uncultured scum and it's certainly better than fucking horseshoes

Expanding on this I think if she was a boy she'd be an user... maybe worse.. she's a real fucking character, idk

Yeah I play it nearly every day.

Are you going to spend 3500$ on 18 baskets and set up a course on your 20+ acre land?

>no backyard cricket

ya blew it

Do you say you're going golfing when you go to the driving range?

>tfw live in the only county in Minnesota without a lake and so when cousins come here we just watch TV and eat

>no bean bag toss
confirmed casual

That's cornhole.

OP is a disgusting indivual

thats cornhole, dumbass

>not rebelling against the system and playing lawn darts

I bet you cucks are white Democrat voters too

Cornhole senpai

>no Hungarian horseshoes/beersbee/whatever
Neck yourself tbqh OP

That game suck. You always have some autistic sperg playing with the ball string things pretending to be Xena or something

Petanque god tier

>polish horseshoes not listed

get your fucking shit together OP

"Lawn darts had been banned from being sold in the United States for many years. The ban was challenged in court in the late 1970s, prompting the Consumer Product Safety Commission to make a compromise ruling allowing their sale provided they were not marketed as toys. However, in April 1987, seven-year-old Michelle Snow was killed by a lawn dart thrown by one of her brothers' playmates in the backyard of their home in Riverside, California, USA. The darts had been purchased, unintentionally, as part of a set of several different lawn games and were stored in the garage, never before having been played. Michelle's father, David, began a crusade to get lawn darts banned, claiming that there was no way to keep children from getting their hands on lawn darts short of a full ban."

Jesus, how pathetic are we?

Then beat him. It's not like that's an easy way to win

>no getting blacked out drunk and almost drowning in the pool

Generally play with one basket lad

Mölkky

this is a solid list although i'd put ladder ball/Norwegian golf/lasso golf 3 and badminton 4

>no Finnish skittles

Why is OP so pleb bros?

Mölkky

>being a poor fag without a pool

>tfw water pollo, water volleyball, Marco Polo, wave pools, and water basketball

Gazuntit

Then all you're doing is putting

You're not actually playing "Frisbee" golf.

Switch Croquet and Badminton

>Shuffleboard
wtf how do you play this anywhere but an old people club with courts

You can play shuffle board in the driveway

horse shoes and washers is the goat for me. central texas reporting in.

btw you huge faggot OP. i can tell you've never played horseshoes in your life. that pic you posted isn't even something anyone would play on. you need sand/light dirt you idiot. that shit looks like clay. shoes are also too clean, they've never been thrown

> no wiffleball in thread

It's fucking ladder ball, get it right.

>tfw I played backyard cricket when I visited relatives in Ireland

Was pretty chill

sand and dirt is easymode pleb. grass is how real people play horseshoes.
>shoes are also too clean, they've never been thrown
you say that like the horseshoes aren't taken directly from the horses hooves, covered in horseshit and hair. I bet you buy the horsehoes from a hobby store.
americans make me sick

That's cornhole you pleb

>Wiffleball Homerun Derby nowhere to be found

>no wiffleball
>kanjam that low
>frisbee golf at a bbq

>50. kanjam
>52. lasso golf
fuck you

>grass is how real people play horseshoes.
stopped reading right there.


you're retarded.

quality gif

>americans can't horseshoe if they have to account for bouncing
pussy bitch

Is washers a texas-only thing?

Had never heard of it until I visited relatives there

Save her bro. Lay the D

>Kan Jam not listed

Nobody here has never been to crab feast in Maryland I see

Apart from badminton and volleyball which are actual sports I literally haven't heard of any of this
Haven't had a bbq in England before either
What the fuck man should I move to the states?

gotta take the good with the bad here m8. there's plenty of both.

who the fuck wants to go to Maryland

It is listed you disgusting Marylandian

might be. i've seen it around since I was a young tike.

>no spike ball
>no hockey sauce kit

Do you even into fads?

>cornhole
>not bags
>no beersbee

>should I move to the states?

Fuck off we're full.

We played shuffleboard in jail with dominoes as the thing you slide and we marked the score zones with soap

Gotta say, it was actually pretty fun

What did they lock you up for?

Strange that youve never had one. Ive never considered bbqs to be exclusive to us

Backyard bbq is like a national pastime.

Meat autists will complain that noobs use 'bbq' to refer to heating hot dogs on a grill. But normal people understand it to mean being outside all afternoon, cooking a dank meal, drinking, and often has backyard games involved.

>No Viking bowling

Absurdly shameful

Public intoxication

But I ended up being there for a while because of lots of reasons. Shoulda been in a day or two, but ended up being in there for a couple weeks. Long story, nevemind

Called in a fake bomb threat to some school in Ohio

Bbqs are the greatest thing ever.
>beer
>burgers, hot dogs, brisket, pulled pork, and ribs
>crab legs and cod
>chicken for girls and autists
>assorted potato and macaroni salads
>baked beans
>watermelon
>friends and family
>fireworks
>games to play like listed above
>beer games when it gets late
>cheeky game of poker with the old folks

kek

did you use something to push the dominos or just slide it across the floor with your hand?

>Sup Forums - sports

We just used our hands, like in a bowling motion. The targets were about 30-40 feet away with big scoring zones and the concrete was perfectly smooth so it worked pretty well

You can come stay with me of you start taking hormones and wear pretty dresses

you all hating on disc golf at a bbq should realize that no one has these baskets/holes. Most of us scrounge up so frisbees and walk around saying, "That tree. Around the house and in the back of the truck, etc."

And another good frisbee bbq game is fricket. Like cricket, with frisbees. Solo cups on fiberglass poles...

Beersbee is kinda like that. Glass bottle on some pvc pipe and you try to knock it off

>yfw uncle tickle time under the porch

picking random targets/feats is pretty GOAT for most backyard activities

it always starts simple like, hit that object, and progresses from there

>badminton
>sport
hahahahahaha, brits

>croquet

ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
BASED
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>tfw playing uncle tickle and uncle says he won't stop till you pee yourself

Fuck off you uncultured douche

>Poker not listed

Nothing better than getting your uncles, cousins, and grandfather in the smoke room and playing some hands and talking shit. Nothing.

It's hillbilly golf you fuck

this isn't a parlor game thread

I agree lad t b h

That's all my family does when we have cookouts. The women do whatever the hell women do and we always would go into the other room, have some cigars, and have at it.

>implying these aren't sports

Fuck you casual faggot.

>spikeball not listed

So much fun

>No wiffle ball
>Not even washers?

Absolutely dropped. Drunk dingers are best dingers

what is this?

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We've moved on to cars and tractors. Indoor plumbing too. You should try it
Downside, obviously, is we can't pull the shoes off our horses and set the horses up on bricks or whatever

sounds like a good time

This looks really gay, and I'm pretty sure you have vested interest in it

man, Croquet is god tier. i need to remember to bring that shit more often.

That looks mega fucking gay. I thought it was going to be like rugby, but you slam the ball into the net area

It's pretty fun. Think ground volleyball

>calling it cornhole
autism. its called bags. cornhole sounds like a gay sex position