>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
Please help me...
How can I become normal?
just b urself brah
Just be yourself, m8.
...
Everything except the last four is normal here
At least you aren't a manlet or dicklet.
I want to be someone else instead of myself
Uncommon.
i am almost everything op mentioned and i am also short and have a small dick. so pretty average by russian standards
Then be someone else.
Kill someone, bury him in the woods, take his identity etc and live an adventurous life for a few years until you get to prison. Then you have an option to join prison gang and live on.
>tfw 22 year old
>tfw graduated high school
>tfw drivers license
>tfw physio degree
>tfw not a virgin
>tfw fit
>tfw leaving for England in a week
>tfw manlet
>tfw Russian
I honestly wish something very very bad happens to every single one like you.
You 1st world morons live your lives on tutorial mode and you still somehow manage to become total failures.
You don't deserve your countries. Kill yourself.
I'm looking for real advice here, Mahmoud
>manlet
>moving further north
Why do you want to make yourself miserable
>be 25 year old NEET
>20k college debt for a useless trade
>no drivers license
>take up alcoholism and shitposting as a hobby
>girlfriend is okay with this self-destructive lifestyle
I'm too comfy to be disappointed or sad.
>implying russia isnt first world
Lel ok ivan,im sure its soooo difficult for you to get a job.
There's no other way to be someone else, m8.
Also, that's a good advice, life of a criminal is short, but full of adventures.
whats so different about live in russia?
we here also live in a very unjust wealth distribution, also have to worry a lot about getting a job.
Sure, and work for $500-600 a month now that prices for nearly everything have skyrocketed
Merry cunts, not even once.
No I'm trying to improve myself dude
It's not difficult to get a job in russia.
A job of a construction worker, store sale staff etc. With 300-400$ a month.
To get a good job you need a people in right places, even if you have a ivy league diploma.
you dropped out of high school
you can do whatever you want in life it will be better than now
It is a huge improvement over what you have now desu...
500-600 bucks is a fucking fortune here fagot kek
Why bother getting a good job when you can just stay in your commieblock and save all the money you make.
And how will you afford food/gas/water/electricity, m8?`
Wtf I hate Romania now
Ican get my ged I think
havent literal geniuses dropped out?
>he fell for the self-improvement meme
top lel
>implying all that shit costs 600$ a month
Step 1 dont eat out every day
Step 2 _________
same im not even romanian but sometimes u just spawn in europes top 5 shittiest country
I'd rather be a rich manlet than a poor manlet
Protip: It does in russia.
yeah but you are already 22 and working for minimum wage, working as a part timer.
my advice is dont feel pressure and take your time since you are already late.
find what you want to do in life is the most important thing. I advice you to quit the job.
>>>>>>>>>implying
you missed the
>prices for nearly everything have skyrocketed
part.
also pretty sure the salaries in bucharest are much higher, stop lying
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
It won't happen in 2 days you know.
Why is it a meme?
Listen m8, have you ever been in Russia?
I know I have, so shut the fug up or I get out my rifle.
Because he's a finn/
im pretty sure in most high populated cities the salary is always higher. and i live in a rather smaller city
this life is better than having kids and family desu
>>>>>>>implying a pound of uncooked rice costs 100$
>>>>>>>>>>>>implying russians spend 600$ a month on living expenses even though they live in commieblocks
>
because everything depends on luck only (your look, how rich your parents are, how easy it is to make good money in the country where you was born etc). you can try to improve yourself but it doesn't worth it if you're trash, you will be trash anyway. but those who are lucky don't need to improve themselves.
I lost my virginity at 23 and I didn't join a gym until I was 26.
>trying to lift
fuck "trying", just find a really simple but strenuous exercise that you can do without thinking (treadmill, stair climbing, cycling), do it EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY and just push yourself as hard as you fucking can, and every day push yourself harder and harder. If you stop your exercise without gasping for air and nearly falling over and puking and pass out, you're not pushing yourself hard enough.
Do it that shit EVERY FUCKING DAY NO FUCKING EXCUSES for about two weeks, and you will get over that first horrible low-motivation "hump".
You should notice a change in attitude and confidence and a change in the way your body feels and moves. You start to feel like a machine that's actually working right. And you can let that shit motivate you to keep going and move on to different exercises.
It's true though. My monthly wage is $700, out of which I pay up $350 for rent and ~$100 for 2 weeks worth of food
No I wouldn't say it is
This sucks
Why does it matter what others do?
There's people who got rich in every country, even Nigeria or Iraq.
So what makes them better? Magic?
>My monthly wage is $700
richfag, stop crying
>Magic?
Yes. The magic of luck
I'm trying to lift heavy things but I'm not making much gains
I think I'm eating too little because I literally almost pass out on every exercise
>richfag
I live in Moscow. Try again, тoвapищ
>My monthly wage is $700
Richy Rich
So everyone who makes more money just got lucky?
No effort necessary right? Seems kind of defeatist attitude
>highschool dropout
>trying to gain mass
>700$ a month is considered rich in Russia
How do ivans affored internet?
Do you need a degree in order to lift things
>born in one of the best countries in the world
>live on tutorial mode your whole life
>still fail
I should pity all the losers porting here during work time but I won't. I hope some of you are posting from your office.
>tfw hidding my power level to my boss
>tfw already finished my duties and just wasting my time on Sup Forums
bruh everything is relative
>I live in Moscow
richfag
Evidently not if they spend everything they make on living expenses.
f-fuck you
I'm suggesting you to learn nutrition and how muscles grow.
I learned from fit sticky desu
but we poorfags are used to paying only for that
>This sucks
i don't think so. freedom is good. also you you dont have any debts, mortgage. fuck this is awesome man. you are lucky!
what the fuck is going on with that arm
I don't have any freedom because I dont have money or choices
It's like telling homeless people they have a lot of freedom because they can choose to sleep in a box anywhere they wish
learn a craft
I'm a electronic technician, I don't have an university degree but I have my own business and I make above average (I make over 1300 usd a month working like 4 hours a day Monday to Friday) I literally scratch my balls with a rake all day
I made more than you this month
it's very probably that somebody that works 8 hours makes more than me
also, I don't live in Canada, 1300 usd it's a lot of money here
I made it by trading meme stocks - almost $2000
Not including my shit job
>tfw 21 years old
>tfw never graduated highschool
>tfw no drivers license
>tfw no job
>tfw 130 lbs
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw tried to lift but got annoyed and decided to be a skeleton anyway
>tfw happy
Not bragging, leaf. What you need is some hobbies, internet friends, and to invest in happiness over success. With happiness success will come. Nothing's gonna be better when you're depressed.
As for being fat, genuinely, starving yourself helps. Don't try to go too thin, though. If you're not a manlet like me, anything under 160 lbs is too thin.
Oh, and the way to starve yourself, is part of striving for happiness,
play vidya, watch anime and browse Sup Forums until your stomach stabs of hunger. That's what I do.
How will videogames, anime or Sup Forums improve me as a person or better my life?
Isn't that a waste of time?
you are young, free and not disabled that means you have opportunities. try to invest yourself into hard work and finding those opportunities. for example build valuable skills instead of wasting time on Sup Forums and being whining about girls. also if you had family, debts and shit you wouldn't have too much choice as well. sorry for my crappy runglish lol hope you'll understand me
how did you start?
Stop wanting to be normal, embrace autism.
That's what being yourself means.
I guess you're Right
Now would probably be the best time to start some sort of business because if it doesn't work out it's okay and I can try again
I bought memes that /biz/ said and it worked
They make you happy
Happy you SHOULD have confidence.
I dunno, works for me, might not for you. I don't wanna fuck you up more so ignore it.
They don't make me happy though
They make me feel like I'm wasting my limited time on earth on useless shit
>tfw 20
>tfw no drivers license
just end me famalam
You should play better games then.
>go to biz
>the same fucking thread
Well then you're looking at shit differently than me.
For me time on Earth being happy and enjoying myself is time well spent.
Also this. For example I'll turn off a movie if it sucks dick since I could be doing better things, if that's what you meant.
More advice is better
All games are a waste of time
Yeah but it leaves you with nothing
If I spend 10 years playing videogames I accomplish nothing except points in a Chinese game
Whereas if I do anything else for 10 years id have accomplished significant results and achievements in that area