/heem/: Get off the gas, get on the juice!

oldNew TUF episode in two bongs
Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=Ckw2lfuVTdM

5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Vomitor 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellasnore 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Glass chin vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Cockhold v Boy)
6/17: Poopator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (Autism vs Pedophilia)
6/24: Smellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Two Banjos v Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Ultimate Surrender Edition)
7/9: The Conor Show ft. DC-Jones II
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson-Chiesa)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm-Shevchenko)
7/31: UFC 201

Nudes:
>Dana and the Fertittas have Conor at gunpoint
sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/dana-white-says-relationship-with-conor-mcgregor--great--despite-ufc-200-snafu-195424515.html

>BJ Penn v Cole Miller at 199
mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11660968/bj-penn-vs-cole-miller-in-the-works-for-ufc-199

>Helwani BTFO Schaub
twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/730156413696217088

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repost from last thread cuz why the fuck not.

>man, sucks about Silva. gall bladder stuff messes up metabolism. he'll probably come back, but time isn't on his side and is there a reason he isn't doing mega fights? no way A Silva's a title contender anymore, but i'd like to see him fight against interesting match ups like Nate Diaz, GSP, and, who else, Conor, or is the size discrepancy too great there?

>also, i think Miocic takes the title. i love Werdum but see Miocic using his striking to hurt Werdum.

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Lets start a kickstarter to buy ufc for ourselves

>canada

is there any reason to watch TUF tonight other than clawjiah being cute?

8th for UFC collapse
second this

Megan Olivi breaking news on UFC Tonight

>BJ vs Cole Miller

>16 flyweights from other organizations on TUF for flyweight title shot
>"most exciting season of TUF ever"

kek

who's name gets signed on the contract?

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You are now aware that Cole Miller was a contestant on TUF 5, the season BJ coached

Will he be one of the 16 new flyweights on TUF?

Benavidez does look like a faggot in this pants.

Mighty mouses toughest test yet

PRAY FOR WANDERLEI

HE GOT HIT BY A CAR LIKE NOG

OH GOD

koksal baba

And to think this fat cunt gave me a ban warning

What organization will take their place?

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UFC will get bought then split up and a new one will take over in the course of 10 years

man, i honestly hope he has a good comeback. maybe win 3-4 fights, fight Fedor (heh, remember the proposed reality series with that name?), fight Kimbo, rematch Tito and call it a career.

that place is infested with SJWs and whiteknighting cucks, not surprised 2bh

You should've seen the comment section on Belfort using the word slavery not long ago, some of the cringiest shit i've ever seen

Moderators are the same on every site desu

meant for

Could MM stop the takedown?

he's so angry

bullshit, BE and Mania are opposite ends of the spectrum on what mods let people get away with

>there are actually people in Miami who consider themselves fans of The Heat and had an emotionally vested interest in the outcome of this series

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are they better on Mania? I don't use the comment sections on news sites.

lol this guy's hairline is getting BTFO

People on Mania pretty much get away with posting whatever they want, it's like being on Sup Forums except MMA related arguments

Depends if that's your thing I guess, I like mma fighting the best

What if he pulls it off again?

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Am I the only one who thinks these elbows are illegal? It doesn't change the fact that Antonio was almost out, though. 12-6 to me.

/heem/ would explode

seem like run of the mill elbows to the ear to me
they let plenty of fighters get away with that sort of thing

yes you are the only one who thinks they are illegal. plus if they were any bit questionable big face would have already made a stink about it

you're right, those are def 12-6

pretty sure they're soccer kicks. this win will be overturned shortly

I hate the rule, but those are definitely 12-6 elbows.

ok

ok

2-1 for Faber, a title, a blowjob and the most anticipated fight at Bantamweight against TJ.

/heem/ would implode.

Who do you lads think will win this season of TUF?
My picks are Andrew Sanchez and Tatiana Suarez

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i think that 12-6 elbow rule is one of the murkier rules ones out there. yeah, i think they're basically 12-6, but i've seen refs them not call them as well as call them. i like that they're allowed because it's a good weapon against the prolonged takedown wrestlers love going for and if strikers didn't have it, then there'd be even more lay in pray following the limited arsenal against take downs. however, i think they can be brutal, as seen in the Brown v Barnett and Struve v Bigfoot.

not illegal

illegal

someone is making money off of this guy, and I don't think it's him.

Bantamweight - 2016/2017

Thomas Almeida defeats Cody Garbrandt via Round 1 TKO
TJ Dillashaw defeats Raphael Assuncao via Unanimous Decision
Dominic Cruz defeats Urijah Faber via Unanimous Decision
Thomas Almeida defeats TJ Dilashaw in No 1 Condender Fight via Round 2 TKO
John Dodson defeats Nik Lentz via Round 2 TKO
Thomas Almeida defeats Dominic Cruz via Round 1 TKO to become Champion
Urijah Faber defeats TJ Dillashaw via guillotine in retirement fight
John Dodson defeats TJ Dillashaw and sends him to Bellator

>Almeida is 24-0 Undefeated Champion
>Cruz gets injured again
>TJ Bellator

CAP THIS POST.

Someone does have to beat Cruz eventually. I wonder if that will happen before Cruz gets old and past his prime or while he's still at his best.

so

>before
*when

classy
scumbag

i GUARANTEE this guy posts on /heem/

Almedia is solid boy material desu
I could see him being champion in the future

He'll have to develop his movement a fucking ton if he wants to be champ

The best fighters in his class have amazing movement

TUF is starting in 33 minutes.

good, I hope he see's his fatass face here

i guarantee you he doesn't he would have left the first time someone called him a faggot and he couldn't ban them or downvote them

Baba has solid boxing, Mike. He drops professional boxers in sparring, I've seen it for myself.

he's likely a janny as well u goof

RIZIN will be the next PRIDE.

>carlos toyota

TUF starts in 18 bings.

got a stream??????????????????

>yfw in CM Punk's debut, him and Mickey Gall have a FOTY candidate and Punk somehow wins

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TUF is live.

>no stream

KYS

find it yourself

nypa faggot

my only picks for 200 so far are for the main and co-main respectively:

Beet
Cormier

both win via KOs

god i hope cormier wins

he banned me

wish i could heem him

no, they're not
he's clearly bringing them down with an arc (they're hitting the side of BF's head)
any arc means it's not 12-6

ded sport
ded thread

>Embeddeds are not in the OP

he's dead mate.

this OP was made to start a thread war yesterday

>fat
>glasses
>JUST tier hair
>goes on plebbit
>MODS plebbit
fuckin hell

>taking out ONE FC and EFN
why

What's up with Americans being obsessed with hairlines? Same goes with height, Americans lie about their height all the fucking time.

>T-they h-have to be lying
>manlet detected
I'm 6'6" btw

whats his story?

But what about hairlines? From what I saw black folk care about it the most because of how often their hairline is fucked and they don't have much of hair anyway.

Reminder that there is value in every Brazilian on this card.

How many cups of coffee should a mixed martial artist have per day minimum?

0. Martial artists don't Use drugs.

disgusting
i live for efn

people of african descent can't grow hair like europeans, their hair is considerably different

i've never thought about my hairline/haircut i've always just shaved it with buzz clippers

CLAWDJEEA WILL DESTROY JOE-ANNA JIDSKADSKIELBASAPETRIOKURWAZJYDUCK

fighter bash? so you can only post positive things about the fighters, that place is a fuckin' safe box

read this

Claudia Dos Anjos

holy shit

That's a rule around here too, though.

why would they test her in that frequency

>quietriot