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Tiffin edition

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korean pop

reposting my image

will be having sex with a girl soon :3

the free market only works in certain circumstances and with a solid and consistent regulatory framework

don't mean to disappoint you but I doubt that you will be anywhere near a girl

PoF is scraping the bottom of a disgusting barrel

statist bigot

if you need these runty apps to get a girl, you're really not going to get a girl

'twas a different era

economic plan: 90% of your taxes go to the governement, and then you are given free healthcare, education, housing, food and supplies

Lads.

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What if you find one of your hot colleagues on tinder lad?

where does the other 10% of my taxes go?

I miss when this place wasn't so cynical

This is the first /brit/ I've OP'd
Hope you enjoy

how long does pinkeye even last rrRRREEEEEEEEE

but then you have little disposable income to spend on goods and services, people have to take out more loans leading to more debt and other bad things

To Hiro for (((server costs)))

I WILL kill this cephadrome

Time commanders is coming back! WHAAHEY!

Go to a local pharmacy and ask them for an eye drip lad, it will fix it up in minutes.

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the "free" market is a myth

those stretch marks are fucking going for it
did she get that big within a week?

breaking news: she got mad

didn't say a good looking girl

>on second date with older woman, 34
>she's married but open relationship agreed upon with husband who"s overseas so whatever
>brings me back to her place
>she confesses that her husband is coming back to town the very next day and she agreed as a rule to not have sex with anyone the night before
>drags me over to the couch anyway, I come along because I"m blue balled as shit
>starts grinding on me
>starts mumbling that she's worried about her relationship and she feels broken, starts grinding harder
>get ahold of myself
>tell her that it"ll be ok if she tries and I should go
>she gets off and I go get a glass of water
>she walks up to me and says "thank you"
>gives me a kiss
>open the door and walk off home

thanks lad i will

here's a reply

not a single word

I'm sure

Haha mental.

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should have fucked her dummy

@67516671

shan't be poisoning my neural circuits with this fantastic drivel

Bet you I could heem a bigfoot

His is a powerful seed.

are the australians going to make a thanksgiving toad

she's 34, I doubt she has a dummy

Just watched Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS lads

bit of a weird movie, some absolutely cracking chebs throughout though

dj nate aka bakaman

doing a wank then going lectures ttfn x

currawong

Most appreciated, lad.

Literally on my way home as we speak

you made it early you useless cunt

At pokemon sun and moon midnight release lads ahah

What am I doing with my life

more than me atleast

Bus wanker

doing a poo

such a runt
would love to smack you in the chops
grow up

>he took the bus to a get to a date

*unzips pants*
*presents what can only be described as a bloody mess of shredded skin where once a ballbag had been*
heh........ how about you smack these instead...........

just found out my band is supporting one of my favourite bands in august lads. temporarily at normie levels of good mood tbqh

You play an instrument too? What instrument to you play?

triangle

ya neber lern mang

sign

Yer mums fanny lips

maracas

GOOD post

recorder

Skin flute.

The spoons

singer/guitarist in a punk band desu. done a fedora to save you the trouble

shut up dickhead

>having skin on your flute

Glad to see you didn't get kike'd user

FUCK.

The girl whose profile I liked on PoF is gone now and it's like I've been left at the party with people I don't know. Might message one girl, or just look at her profile to get her attention, but if not I'm deleting it and never going back. I only signed up because it was easier than OKCupid.

maracas

>done a fedora to save you the trouble

UNoriginal post

gong

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

fuck off i got work to do
*drives away*

cow bell

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>australia
>bleaches the great barrier reef
>lectures america on climate issues

The reduced hot counter at tesco is incredible 2bh

walking home from work on a cold evening and picking up a delicious pasty for 50p or a spicy sausage or a bag of chicken wings for peanuts is just amazing

>The United States Government says the United Nations will decide how many refugees it accepts from Australia's offshore detention centres in Nauru and Manus Island.

Good little runtoids

OHHHHH
MARGE IS ILL

Nice dude I play the USB myself (I'm a DJ at one of Melbourne's biggest clubs, they call me DJ Big Penis and I'm banging the HOTTEST slags on the daily)

w2c a sensible down to earth modest possibly religious gf?

>that's not how you fedora post in the slightest

Milo Yiannopolous is a national hero and deserves a peerage.

>religion
absolute state of people in general

Sounds like you should be looking at a mosque

at the local mosque.

literally not going to happen

the UN has no power

great minds

honestly think the church and the state should be separate thank you

literally is happening
the usa has no power

hmm no shan't be doing that

reckon I'd heem my gf in the stomach if she told me she was pregnant

>in a punk band
Post recordings if you have any

You've already agreed to it you slug. But that wasn't enough, you couldn't be sated with just eating up our leavings. Now you've left it up to the U.N. to decide how much you're going to eat

abc.net.au/news/2016-11-13/australia-announces-refugee-resettlement-deal-with-us/8021120

The US wants it to happen and if Obama is still in power when the transfer occurs it will happen

yeah

obama decided. he's a UN puppet. nobody respects him

>having unprotected sex a few days ago
>very close to cumming inside

very scary moment desu

me in the back