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Hands edition

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anime

YOP WEN DA MORNIN COME

Why are yanks in MY brit threads? Are they that irrelevant now?

going back to school

>90% of surnames in Britain are native

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN BRITAIN HAS NEVER BEEN NATIVE TO ANYONE ITS ALWAYS BEEN MULTICULTURAL

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-38003201

>MY brit threads
>posting in MY brit thread

Khan is a British surname

hmm

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Top three most shocking events of the year in order

1. Da foxes winning the premierl eagles

2. Brexit

3. Trump winning

I BE THAT PRETTY MUTHAFUCKA

>the charity, FANY
shrieking

Laddo's.

Yeah Sadiq is a British Christian name too.

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why do i keep seeing this pic posted, what is the deal with it?

Tfw I bet a £10 on a threefold of all three events

bbc.co.uk/news/business-38013806

shocking

I never open BBC links. Just tell me the headline

*nose edition*

;)

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

Oi

appraising the role of management in my work place.

v. boring.

done a smart and have identified the difference between management and leadership though. should score me some GBP.

Taking back the colonies

Get out

Big wank, big dinner, big sleep

>Staples brand to disappear from UK high streets

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What the fuck is staples

An office superstore

I literally leave the house less than 3 times a year and even I know what Staples is

got home going to sleep

overpriced shit. absolutely terrible store don't know how they are even in business.

we had staples in the uk?

youtube.com/watch?v=WplAwKl6wZY

Well lads?

Alri lads

*retail parks

>this lad on pointless with the electronic voicebox

>went across the border
>no ID checks at voting stations
>voted for Trump

He needsh more charishma

if I could go back in time I would liquidate all of assets and take all of my cash down to the bookies and make a parlay of Brexit happens and Cubs World Series win and Trump win

Would be mind boggling rich rn

not going to be watching this

Getting redpilled over on Sup Forums

why isn't he speaking in dutch?

JCVD would have you

what about leicester

we heard you the first time you cretin

*open third eye*
now... yes, YES... RAuHHhh... I c-can't compr-
*collapses, lifeless on the floor*

Germanic countries (besides England of course) are linguistic cucks

They hate their native languages

business idea: use your gbp to create a time machine

It's Lesta

*flicks my near finished cig onto the floor near you*

Another runt that thought he could open his 3rd eye

*walks away woth my hands in my trench coat, my dress shoes making a melodic tapping as a i walk off*

>tfw got the aussie seal of approval

Just had to wake the bf up at 5am because a big fuck off huntsman spider crawled across the room.

Put him outside hope he doesn't come back. Scared of his family taking revenge now though.

How big should boots be?

My feet aren't sliding around or anything but there's definitely more room than I'm used to

Saved it and cropped it
No one will ever know he was replying to you and not me

>windows 10
>pepe wallpaper
>utorrent
jesus christ

>opera
>utorrent
>windows 10

Official list of BAD posts in this thread

1.

I'd be more scared of the AIDs you subhuman

Daughter is my JAM

>why yes, i am from australia

>both virgins
>both monogamous

I'm fine

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Roooooooooooooooooooo

jokes on you I saved it from someone else

delet

Why is the class system so ingrained in British culture

I NEED a favelada gf lads

>faggots being monogamous

I'm laffin.

Unless you're a roastie, then whatever

So we can distinguish between different social interests

If even smelled your cum stained breath within 5 feet of me Id knock your fucking jaw in you complete bent twat

colonialism by anglo-saxons and normans

(((they))) want to keep you divided

Updated pic of my room do you like how its coming along lads?

really made me think

>I want the town's mattress with the man hands and a dozen stds
she's all yours la

>month of beard growth
>still have a mexican pedo moustache

fuck genetics

no ((we)) don't, that's Rorke

bellend smells of marmite

>pedo

fuck off yank

rorke seeks to unite us

>falling for it

Shalom

was in a horrific near-fatal car crash earlier and forgot what gender pronoun I decided I was identifying as this morning

Breitbart is unironically the least biased news available

What exactly does a 'pedo moustache' look like? I want to know so I can make sure I don't look like a nonce

freak

bunch of nice decor on the walls ruined by weebshit and too many screens

>not the Guardian

Fuck off cuck

ah yes the racist rhetoric, the us vs them narrative, very uniting

only neoliberalism can unite humanity and lead it to a higher understanding of the universe

Does it look like Burt Reynolds' moustache? No? Then it's a peado stache.

>not buzzfeed
racist

i would probably kill you if i ever met you irl

At the London launch for Planet Coaster

Great episode of The Chase lads

>news on about housing cirsis
>shows a fat white women with a mudblood baby

kek, every single time

I forgive you

Pics of 'stache

WEW. Don't suppose it will run on my toaster though.