/brit/

a thread made of butter edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=DBlyYESAmQU
youtube.com/watch?v=gZOGVoXLx_Q
youtube.com/watch?v=OLhJw1K7NrM
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478249351587.webm
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

we should make all benefits the same as english tuition fees where if you start earning above a threshold you have to pay it back like a zero interest loan.

especially for housing benefit.

people on sickness and disability are unlikely to start earning enough to pay much back but if they do there should be a mechanism to make them pay.

but people shouldn't be allowed to claim housing benefit when they're not in work and then just start off on a net even balance when they start earning, especially students and jobless younger people in temporary accommodation who will almost certainly end up in a better situation.

/brit/ on suicide watch

GET HIM JANNY!!

Ted Cruz should have won
Or maybe Jeb!

The world famous Aussie banter

LMOA

inb4 janny

lads

ROLF

The Gf just posted this lol
Love her crazy ass so much

we're like apple and cinnamon

>tfw uironically into facially masculine looking women like pic related in a purely aesthetic sense

I GUARANTEE I end up falling for a fucking tranny at some point.

Absolute state of my life

delet this

Looking for something to blame for how disappointing the length of your sex sessions are? Look no further, as a new survey suggests that where you live in the UK might have a real impact on how long you last in the bedroom.

The survey, conducted bizarrely by VoucherCodesPro, asked over 2,000 Britons in a relationship how long their average sex session was - with surprising results.

Wales came in bottom with just 4 minutes on the clock, and the West Midlands came out... on top, with an astonishing 1 hour 17 minutes. Which just goes to show there really is nothing to do in the West Midlands.

Here are the full results:

West Midlands – 1 hour 17 minutes
East of England – 1 hour 8 minutes
South West – 1 hour 1 minute
North East – 58 minutes
Northern Ireland – 42 minutes
East Midlands –35 minutes
Yorkshire and the Humberside –26 minutes
Scotland – 18 minutes
London – 14 minutes
North West – 12 minutes
South East – 7 minutes
Wales – 4 minutes.

got dry stinkin memes her if u need, weighed on

HARRIS

Three bogans in a car, who's driving? The policeman

scientific proof that she wants a man from brum

Australia more like Poofailia

theres nothing wrong with women with manly face
only nonces like women who looks like they are 12 years old even when they are 24

haha

it all depends on how exhilarating the sex is though. if welsh people are doing at it like dogs then they could be forgiven while midlands could be doing gentle strokes and only choosing to come when they realise the time

Work, work, work, work, work, work
He say me have to
Work, work, work, work, work, work!

she is best girl

trannies are all massive cunts tbf. combination of being mentally ill and having their ego stroked from shitloads of tranny chasers

good goy right here

We're grooving tonight

youtube.com/watch?v=DBlyYESAmQU

Liked. ;) xo

...

What's your biggest regret in life lads?

Mine is not learning how to play the piano.

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=gZOGVoXLx_Q

...

>normie """""fashion""""""

not decking your face in

being born

Pass wanker

Being part French but not bothering to actually learn French. Would be cool to show off switching to a French accent in front of girls

she's meant to be abnormie you speng

I meant by accident, as in before they tell me

I would never go after a tranny if I knew beforehand

then just fucking learn it's not that hard

clearly isnt though is she haha x

What's goin on on the left of that pic? Huh??

post em la

only regret is my dad wasn't sober enough to remember the condom aha x

>go to mcdonalds and get 3 sandwiches
>already full and havent finished one yet
sheeeeiiitt

not trying harder at school

she's meant to be...
guessing you haven't seen black mirror

Going to have McDonald's for breakfast lunch and dinner

it's never too late

It's set in the 80s as well

haha this is great

having shit attention span

>mcdonalds
>sandwiches
wat

Not sure if the qt's at work are bing nice to me out of attraction or out of fear that if they'll get Rodger'd if they don't smile at me

Maybe they're just genuinely nice people that are friendly to everyone but I can't take that chance, I'll have to find the one I like best then pine for her for months before finding out she has a boyfriend.

/blog

>lived in the west midlands for 18 years
>now live in the south east
>MFW

i was on the bus earlier

nonce

>Americans call burgers sandwiches

Fellas.

Did you get the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich?

me

Snapchat is worth $25bn

oh right

honestly shes dressed how normie hipsters dress in the current year

Why is ulster posting with an Estonian flag

>not getting a McWrap

Fairplay I'd let Freddie Mercury absolutely ravage my arse when he was in his prime

Evening, lads. Wish I could have a cup of high quality tea right now

youtube.com/watch?v=OLhJw1K7NrM

bus wanker fucking loves his bus

unironically would gf a tranny if they were a kind human being, i'm that desperate for affection

thankfully they're all rude as fuck so i won't be relegated to poofterism just yet

of course I got 2
I refuse to take part in their mcterminology sorry for not being a corporate drone

APOLOGISE

...

post you're are movies

they also call them griddled patties, somewhat difficult to understand at first when ordering in a hotel or whatever.

stirring my food

>Wales came in bottom
bit gay

me on the right

ah yes very impressive

>On and on, does anybody know what we are living for?

fuck off pretentious twat

be my bf

wouldnt be opposed to this

>stirring my food

>came in bottom
lol

i'm not la'

*puts you in the bin*

>25bn for a company that lets people send pictures of their face to eachother
Narcissism should never be underestimated. There has to be some good business ideas out of this

finna cop this for pre drinks Tbh

I do that with chubby chicks and just end up randomly losing interest and stop talking to them

>went to tesco with a jar full of shit change
>thinking there might be 3 or 4 quid in it
>pour in money
>€7.42!
>overwhelmed by joy and start screaming Yes and punching the air
>get dragged out by security guy before I can grab the voucher while screaming about how its all I have to live on til christmas

already made that joke check the archive

>criterion collection abnormie

huh?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478249351587.webm

Fuckign hell I am crying

that film by toshio matsumoto is cool though enjoy it

shant be believing a word of this

*unsheathes 5.0 ratio asiatorrents account*
Note, if you will, my superior taste in ching chong cinema.

>the i just started browsing Sup Forums and decided to watch their meme kino flicks