Tfw want to play a Nord

>tfw want to play a Nord
>remember don't have any Scandinavian ancestry
>two Scandinavian friends grill me
>have to go back to playing a Breton

>tfw Altmer ancestry

kekking at you, nigger

Nords are the real niggers of Tamriel
They are even worst than kahjit fucks
skyrim belong to da nords mah dick

Yeah but Imperials are literally swarthy jews and Bretons are manlets.

>tfw Imperial/Dark Elf mix
I don't fit in anywhere.

Nords are like germanic people invading northern europe and snow elves are the native uralic people.

You're an abortion?

I play as a cute Nord woman

Redguards are the best race.

Yes.

no forsworn are the sami

especially how they're so diluted with nordic dna

>tfw Imperial

>Tfw imperial
Most boring race ever
Why would the dragonborn be non-nord btw?

Imperials are Italians senpai, Argonians are the South Americans

haha nice try bosmer

Khajiit pls go

This tbqh

You a nord lover? get outta mah city you filthy piece of trash
We gotta make a big hole and throw dem altmer and nords and let them tear each other to pieces

>tfw snow elf ancestry
>cannot play as a snow elf

>semitic
>imperial
you a dumner o sum shit but not an imperial

>be Slav
>obliged to play as a Khajit

Damn furries can't ever afford boots and pauldrons like normal people

Dunmer are Asians

Arent the akavir the real asians?

Falmer got KEKED by the Dwemer.

what's wrong with being a Breton?

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>tfw can't choose to play as white wood elf

that'd only work if the sami were ethnic frenchmen who hate france
more like nords are pakis in britain

Nah mate, we wuz romans n shit

yeah, dunmer are weebs

Probably, but the Dunmer gave me an Asian vibe in Morrowind. They were so insular and xenophobic.
Also the Vivec gondola people wear those funny looking chink hats.

who /strong nord woman/ here?

>Most boring race ever
I spend 500 hours on the game, don't remember me it.
I thought than south americans were Dummers
Damn no, actually i prefer to be a boring Imperial than a dumb bosmer.

>yfw heritage is serious business and a source of pride in America
>yfw kids get bullied because of their heritage

Nord are so fucking disgusting they are like black people
We wuz high kangs nigga I swear to Talos
muh dick
muh ancestry
muh faithless imperials
muh strong independent women

t. thalmor

Bippity boppity you better not be a dissing my Italian heritage.

The Dunmer are a mish mash of stuff. I have over a thousand hours in Morrowind. I'd say there is a healthy mix of Hebrews, Arabs, Japanese, Indians (the country), Native Americans, Greek Orthodox, and other stuff

Also Nerevar's story mimics Muhammad's in some places and even Lawrence of Arabia.

Can we exchange ancestry

The Argonians are so good at fighting that during the Oblivion Crisis the Daedra had to close the Oblivion Gates they opened in Black Marsh because they feared that the Argonians would conquer Oblivion.

>healthy mix
>Hebrews, Arabs, Japanese, Indians (the country), Native Americans, Greek Orthodox, and other stuff

so slavs are what

Argonians are mexicans

falmer or sholtstein """nords""""

Please tell me this is canon and not just you memeing

They're based on a LOT of stuff including Japan and Medieval Arabia

t. guy who read an interview with the developers

Nah, canonically the Argonians have a South American Aztec bent to them

Aren't the Bosmer supposed to be like Celts? Besides the Mohawks they don't really strike me as being Native American. In their lore they even have shit like the Wild Hunt which is a Central European folklore

That describes Spain perfectly though

Canonically all of the men from Akavir were eaten to extinction by the snake people

specially the japanese part, indian ,native american and orthodox part

Nothing I guess I just don't really want to be a mage

I expected to see an American flag here. Tell me more about that time Sitting bull conquered the province of historical Spain and the occupation of Gandhi and made Christian Orthodoxy the religion of the state before the Japanese intervention.

Well the Spaniarfs have colonized and contacted all said regions. And wherever the Spaniards landed they fucked everything on two (or more) legs. Ergo, spaniards have a healthy admixture of all these things.

>I expected to see an American flag here.
I kekked

Precisely.

Spain have colonised Japan, India and Russia?

Dwemer are ancient Assyrians.

Basically everything in Morrowind suggest that dark elves are middle easterners(either jews or arabs).

IIRC in Daggerfall the Redguards had some crazy genesis story where they wuz empirez n samuraiz n shiet but then their civilization crumbled and they all arrived in Hammerfell as refugees.

Yes, the Spanish were the first to discover Japan among the Europeans. They also colonized Goa, India where they created Goa Trance music. As for Russia
Well you can never conquer Russia, even though Napoleon tried, but you can go for cheap prostitutes. It is the Ibiza of the North.

but the thalmor are jews too
Looks like the thalmor are ashkenazi jews and dumner are semitic jews

Damn, Treeflag here just btfo'd some Euros

So, some explorers or merchants spoke to Japanese/Indian people?

I guess you are right, that mean Spaniards have Japanese and Indian ancestry. And they are Slavs too, because the Internet is always right.

Portuguese colonised Goa they also were the first to reach japan

>***mer

muh

POORtugal =/= ASSpain
iraHELL= Leba NON

>Portuguese colonised Goa they also were the first to reach japan
Exactly, Spain did all that. Portugal is part of Spain.

Thanks man, they didn't get any American education. Poor yuros.

It is all a matter of logic and history you know

I'm sorry, but the cultural differences of Iranians and Lebanese are too great. Iranians are pure white Aryans, while Lebanese are descendents of Phoenicians and Romans. Portugal and Spain on the other hand are the same people.

Portuguese and Spanish are the same thing

Go ahead screencap this and post it on one of your stupid reaction images of a dumb American spurdo talking but you know it's absolutely true

If Spain and Portugal were geographically rearranged nobody would notice or care

Lol no
not the same fucking language/culture
Same history/race tho

What happened to Sup Forums? Whydoes everyone here get his historical education from /x/?

The language is intelligible between native speakers, the same way swedes and Norwegians understand each other

You two are close the way France and England are close.

lol nope
Listen here nigger Im spanish I tell you we have things in common but not as much as burger ""education"" teach

>He picked Nord
>He sided with Imperials

>tfw we're Solstheim with less Dark Elfs

why do you continue to say stupid things if you're so aware that you're probably being stupid that you feel the need to tack that comment onto that?

I'm sorry but its true

I read Breitbart

>/x/

Haven't been on there in years. Stopped going when I realised a substantial amount of people on there were paranoid schizophrenics. Felt bad for them

dpain id moortugal :DDDD

Truthfully I want my comment to be on one of those dumb spurdo images desperately

whatever you say north jew, you know more about spain than me

Ulfric is a cuck who secretly lets Dunmer fuck his wife.

Do not fret, don't mind them. As Nikolai Tesla once said, "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."

SKYRIM YES

Better than an Imperial who openly lets Dunmer fuck his wife

Spain are the redguards

The Empire is cucked hard. I walked into the game expecting to side with the empire but the way they just let the Thalmor drag away people for believing in their own God is unacceptable. Also every High Elf (which is usual for TES game) and Imperial is an insufferable irredeemable shameless prick

The choice was easy

exactly

those have gone out of fashion because now we're all onto you trying to do it on purpose. The only place where it's mostly for real anymore is Sup Forums

lol nigger

What's your guys favorite build/play style to do

>not playing as superior lizard race

>fell for the meme
leaf posters are so fucking stupid

>skyrim

Long range paladin, basically you attack everything with a bow and use magic shields while you escape and heal yourself.

>meme

>long range
>paladin
>colombian education

>tfw want to play a Nord
>remember don't have any Scandinavian ancestry
>two Scandinavian friends grill me
>have to go back to playing a Breton
>tfw I do have Germanic ancestry

CHI

muh 41% ancestry

>not being capable of understanding the concept of dual class/multi class in a single player game
Enjoy you cookie cutter gameplay experience.

markarth is comfy

I am Visigothic.

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>tfw always play Breton
Most comfy desu

I like muh sword and board with some magic on the side