/Canada/ Say Hello to our faggy new national bird edition
Fuck the Royal Canadian Geographic Society and the government. >Canadian Geographic holds multi-year contest to choose Canada's official national bird >top 5 are snowy owl, greyjay, chickadee, goose, and loon >loon overwhelmingly wins popular vote with more votes than every other bird combined >Canadian Geographic and government say "lol, fuck the people" and pick faggy greyjay no one has ever heard of because of weak memes
I thought the loon was our bird since it was on the dollar
Jeremiah Robinson
Cute bird
Noah Thompson
So many good birds and we get whatever the fuck a gray jay is Instantly realising their stupid fucking decision they blame Québec, Ontario, New Brunswick, and America for the whole disaster.
At least the gray jay is rare so we probably won't find too many images of bald eagles eating them for Americans to post in our faces
Nathan Sanders
Nope, Canada has never had an official national bird, until now. The people overwhelmingly voted the loon for obvious reasons, CG and the government decided on a greyjay for some obscure and stupid reasons >it is found almost exclusively in Canada >it is rare so people looking fir it will be encouraged to get outdoors >it doesn't fly south in winter >mfw
Carter Reyes
Cute bird. Nice Choice, Canada!
Eli Parker
How long until regionalism destroys another /Canada/ thread? Last night we had one make it to over 200 posts before Québécois, Ontario, Prariefags, and Atlantic Canadians tore into eachother and sank it.
Oliver Baker
That "faggy" bird doesn't migrate to the US like traitor birds such as the Canada goose and the loon. It also can thrive in -30°C temperatures.
I can't think of a more nationalist bird to be our national bird. Which is ironic, since you're probably a dumb Sup Forumstard.
Evan Gonzalez
Can we kill all these fucking vermin now ?
Colton Myers
Don't patronise us please
Jason Clark
Fucking Canadian Geese.
How are they Canadian if they never leave ?
Jack Gomez
>traitor
The US is Canada's top tourism destination. Our bird could reflect that without being un-Canadian
Jeremiah Bennett
But Jays are really smart birds. At least Blue Jays are.
Gabriel Watson
Feeling a little better now that I made this tbqh
William Price
They said that they greyjay is one of the smartest birds in the world actually
We're talking about a bird that strikes fear into the hearts of all North Americans, yank and canuck alike. How do you not make that your national bird?
Carson Garcia
For the same reason we use polar bears in global warming campaign advertisements while making a large rodent our national animal
For the same reason we considered calling the country Ursalia (land of bears) and went with Canada instead (an Indian word meaning village)
For the same reason we elected a male model as PM
For the same reason we had the best flag in the Commonwealth dominions and changed it to a brand marketing gimmick
We are fucking retarded and have decided collectively as a nation that we can only do something cool if it involves sticks and ice.
Chase Richardson
>while making a large rodent our national animal Beavers are engineers of the mammalian world.
>For the same reason we had the best flag in the Commonwealth dominions and changed it to a brand marketing gimmick Oh, you're one of those people.
S&H
Charles Moore
>Beavers are engineers of the mammalian world
Canadians are runts of the human world
Jace Lee
I am pretty sure humans are the engineers of the mammalian world you dumb leaf.
Evan Long
>"those people"
Usually I just call them Canadians
Christopher Brooks
get out frog
Leo Rogers
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Lucas Cook
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Nathaniel Moore
>humans are the engineers of the mammalian world you dumb leaf
I'd trust a beaver to design a better car than a Frenchman.
Thomas Perry
Goose was never our official bird, we didn't have one until now. The people wanted a loon, the Royal Canadian Geographic Society wanted a grayjay, no one wants a goose