Mom found the buttplug and kneesocks in my gym bag

>Mom found the buttplug and kneesocks in my gym bag

kys fag queer

>mom found the poop couch

>dad found the trap folder

pedały

>friend found the gay/bi/futa/straight/trap furry folder and fap heater

Tell us more.
What was her reaction?

she was surprised

>grandma noticed the cum loaf

pedale

>uncle's roommate found the anus jar

>sister found my poo and pee toilet

>dad found my testicle tape

Mom found my kneesocks and laughed hard whole day now banter me everytime

Just tell her you've been having some fun with some lady friends
Even if she knows your lying she'll appretiate that you tried.

Fags should be purged tbqh

im not gay, kneesocks are very comfortable

> Le Canadien memes

>stepmom keeps using my taco buttplug

What about the buttplug?

that's just to make masturbation easier

>parents found my gun and ammunition belts

How it look exactly? Is it comfy?

Nothing gay about enjoying a bit of buttplay, Mustafa, it's written in the Quran

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>female friend comes over to do a homework assignment from college
>she asks for glue
>tell her to look up in the dresser
>she finds the cum dumpster
I wanna die.

>raised as a sheltered upper class suburban person
>get sent to work in a rural area for a while
>see one confederate flag
>bee-line to walmart and buy shotgun + 200 rounds of buck, slug, and bird
>buy belt anticipating incoming redneck home invasion
>literally nothing happens
>walk to only building nearby, gas station 2 miles away
>see rednecks AND bikers
>don't have my gun cause it's a fucking shotgun and I can't carry it around
>nervously order Subway
>forget money
>they help me pay for it
>g-g--g-gg--g-g-g-g-gee tha-thanks
>run away
>return back to suburbs
>parents are liberals, they can't see muh guns
>hide them away
>return to college
>mom rips apart room to clean it and moves muh guns around
>they literally have not said one single thing about it despite being anti-gun

...

Well... she found the glue?

>bee-line to walmart and buy shotgun
the sad part is that they actually sell them

most don't, I think.
This was a really rural area in the Mid-Atlantic though. They had ARs, hunting rifles, and shotguns (pump and semi)

Not the one she was looking for, though.

they sell them here in tampa

to be fair, is florida ever the 'average' or 'standard' for the rest of the country??

>months ago
>have a dream where i meet to "hermaphrodites"
>they have womens body's and dicks
>i am about to suck their dicks
>i wake up
>im not hard but i am severely disappointed
Help
I dont want to be gay